You're sure to get choked up over this tale of two inseparable best friends! My Cock and I is a whimsical short story of a boy and his impressive rooster that may leave more than just your eyes wet. For those who are good with their hands, coloring and activity pages grace the tail end of this masterful work, making it the perfect gift for friends with discriminating taste in sophomoric humor and heavy innuendo. Features: - 16 Full-Color Story Pages- 8 Activity and Coloring Pages

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He's a slut. He's a nerd. He's a waiter, bored at work. This is his diary.

From a powerful new voice in nonfiction comes this electrifying chronicle of a married man who leaves his wife to pursue a carefree bachelorhood - only to plunge into an abyss of shame, regret, and penis envy. Thirty-year-old Alan Wieder has everything a man could possibly want: a nice home in L.A., a thriving Hollywood career, and to top it all off, a beautiful and adoring wife. Then one day in 2005 - the Year of the Rooster - he wakes up with questions: Have I settled down too soon? Am I consigned to a humdrum future of marriage, kiddies, home-cooked meals and hybrid SUVs? How the %&! did this happen to me? And just like that - after ten years in a committed relationship - Alan decides to walk out on his wife to pursue his fantasy of becoming a hardcore bachelor. Explaining very little, thinking even less, he dives into his exhilarating new single existence - buying a vintage Porsche, moving into a tastefully decorated bachelor pad, ignoring his wife, and bedding as many chicks as possible. However, to Alan's surprise and dismay, becoming a single dude also unleashes in him a torrent of crippling insecurities that he didn't even know he had. And soon, his would-be swingin' bachelorhood is cut short - very short - by a strange and shameful obsession that drives him to utter madness. Some men leave their wives only to discover that the grass isn't greener. What Alan Wieder discovers - about the perils of newfound freedom, and about his own fragile male psyche - is far more agonizing and wretched. In this riveting and brutally honest memoir, Alan recounts the true story of his impulsive, wild, and ultimately disastrous foray into bachelorhood. A tragicomic tale of betrayal, sexual (mis)adventure, and ultimately redemption, Year of the Cock marks the debut of a remarkably talented new writer.

Children will love lifting the flaps in this colourful farm book. Packed with farm animals and early-learning concepts, including numbers, colours and opposites, this interactive book is a perfect introduction to the fun you can have on the farm.

“You still want to have sex? Because if that’s all you can handle right now, I’m prepared to keep it light, no strings attached.” Michael Reynolds had it all. A successful real estate developer who could have any man he desired, but only on his terms. Recreational love was all Michael wanted; no feelings required, just a good time for the night. He only gave his heart away once, and twenty years later, he is reunited with the love of his life. Determined to win Spencer back, he agreed to a simple fling. Could he still play by the rules of recreational love, or would he lose his heart instead? Spencer Talbot returned home to escape rumors and gossip after being abandoned at the altar by his philandering fiancé. Secretly relieved the wedding didn’t take place, all he wanted was a quiet place to lick his wounds and get on with his life. When his first love reappeared after decades apart, his world was turned upside down. The attraction between Spencer and Michael was overwhelming, but the timing couldn’t be worse. Giving in to his feelings would make him vulnerable, and he’d had enough rejection to last a lifetime. Could Spencer open himself to Michael and finally be with the only man he’d ever loved? This is a second chance romance between reunited high school sweethearts. It features a wise aunt, an eccentric family, and a love that refuses to die. And of course, there’s a guaranteed happily ever after. Perfect read for fans of second chance romance, first loves, reunited lovers, plus a dash of action adventure. Similar to novels by AE Via, Andrew Gray, Parker Avrile, Sean Michael, John Inman, Felice Stevens, Elle Kennedy, Sarina Bowen, Marie Sexton, Rhys Ford, Amy Lane, Josh Lanyon, Rick Reed, and Amy Aislin.

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When the rooster loses its voice and must ask the cow for help to wake everybody, the resulting sound provides a hearty laugh for the farmer and his animals.