A collection of humorous and painfully frank poems recounting various interactions with villainous bitches - from the pompous & frosty, to the shady & skanky. Includes "Mutton Dressed As Mutton," the betrayal of "Caught Red Handed," the devious "Little Miss Innocent" and exposing the unsavoury deeds of a "Shady Lady."

A collection of humorous and painfully frank poems covering the various emotional aspects of the dating game - from giddy happiness and seething jealousy, to numbing anxiety and romantic optimism. Includes "Girls Are Yucky," the flirtatious "Take The Bait," the overwhelming feeling of "Gayja Vu" when running into former flames, and a lover's request for some "Feedback."

In this deeply personal collection of poetry, writer Phil Cramp (the self-professed 'Gaylor Swift of his generation')delves into his diary of romantic exploits and unearths a trove of soured love affairs, embarrassing clunkers and passion-filled liaisons. Presented in three acts; Attraction, Heartbreak and Reflection, Phil recounts the experiences of an awkward heart as it attempts to navigate the highs and inevitable frustrations that come with dating the male species.

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Welcome to Volume 1 of The Little Ho! Ho! Book. (Referred to in familiar circles as the T.L.H.H.B.) This is a compilation of twelve of the Fans Favorite Holiday Columns that ran in years past throughout the Midwestern United States in the weekly humor column "And...More, Later." Simple, eh? Well...not quite that simple. For this Holiday Gift Book is much more than just your average compilation. In this its finest hour, it represents the extremely hard work of several individuals who felt strongly enough about this project to devote an enormous amount of Time, Patience, and Support to it. Its purpose is twofold: to bring attention to a devastating condition, Alzheimers, which is affecting our aging population on an ever-increasing basis, and secondly to generate a non-typical source of revenue to the local chapter responsible for increasing the publics awareness of this serious illness. The authors and artistic contributors are receiving no monetary remuneration for their efforts. In fact, 100%...again, thats 100%...of the royalties generated by the sales of this small effort will be paid directly to the Heartland Chapter of the Alzheimers Association, the charity selected to benefit from this first edition of T.L.H.H.B. Hopefully, this is just the first of many such volumes that will continue to benefit this particular charity as well as several other worthy organizations in future years. On behalf of everyone who contributed their energy to this endeavor...Thanks, our appreciation, and Happy Holidays.

Beloved picture book creator and four-time Caldecott Honor-winner Leo Lionni's very first story for children, and a New York Times Best Illustrated Book of the Year. Little Blue and Little Yellow are best friends, but one day they can’t find each other. When they finally do, they give each other such a big hug that they turn green! How they find their true colors again concludes a wonderfully satisfying story told with colorful pieces of torn paper and very few words. Leo Lionni launched his children’s book career in 1959 with Little Blue and Little Yellow, and this 50th-anniversary edition, complete with Lionni’s own explanation of how the book came to be, is sure to resonate with children today.

A collection of humorous and painfully frank poems recounting the rise and fall of Simon Bean as he navigates the treacherous waters of working in customer service. Developing friendships, discovering his potential and ultimately encountering the sharp blades of management politics.

The Rough Guide to Southeast Asia on a Budget is the ultimate guide for budget-conscious independent travellers visiting this fascinating region. Updated by a team of expert writers, this edition is packed with information to help you make the most of your time and money, including comprehensive transport information, suggested itineraries, full-colour maps and advice on local culture, food and language. Detailed listings give the low-down on the best hotels, hostels, bars and restaurants, while "treat yourself" suggestions provide inspiration for the odd splurge. Whether you want to take a slow boat down the Mekong, feast on dim sum in Hong Kong, kick-back on a white-sand beach in Thailand or explore the temples of Bagan in Myanmar, this guide is the ultimate companion to travel in Southeast Asia. Make the most of your time with The Rough Guide to Southeast Asia on a Budget. Now available in ePub format.

This title explains the use of Japanese words such as wa, ga and mo looking at the rules and meanings of words in their literary forms.