Have you traded the Truth for a lie?

Written by Nickel Lane is her first story based on an event that happened in the author's life as a child growing up.

Never borrow pants from your brother. Especially if he's a size smaller than you are, because all that pressure in the junk will short-circuit your brain. And you'll lie to a woman in a club about your real name. Leave her unsatisfied after making out in a bathroom. Then find out that she's the one thing standing in the way of your dreams. And she very much doesn't like being lied to. Now I have to convince Lila Valentine--the woman I can't stop thinking about, my biggest regret, and my new boss--that I'm what's best for the baseball team she's inherited. If we can't work together to save the Fireballs, the commissioner's forcing a sale and moving them across the country. I'll do anything to save my home team. But the one thing I can't do? Keep my hands to myself. Which would be fine, if she hadn't been telling me lies this whole time too. Liar, Liar, Hearts on Fire is a rocking fun romance between a single dad obsessed with baseball, an heiress with secrets, baseball pants, a rundown team, and rabid ducks. It stands alone and comes with a guaranteed happily-ever-after.

Henry is a liar or so the voices in his head are trying to convince him. Throughout his life his brush with the deaths of people close to him has confused him about what is the truth and what is a lie. The voices in his head don't really help. Playing in the local pub band with Tommy and Roger has helped to bring some stability to his distorted thinking. Helped him to piece together what is real and what is fiction in his life. He is not sure whether he is a murderer or not. He is not really sure who he is or why these voices keep haunting him. After a lifetime of questioning, tonight's the night that he wants to ensure that his truth is out there despite the dire consequences he believes will happen if he tells his truth. The voices are trying to convince him he is still lying. Let the battle begin.

While Ray's newfound cousins are busy falling in love, he maintains he'll never get caught in that "trap" unless he gets dropped on his head and develops amnesia. His cousins, who are tired of his interference and schemes, would gladly oblige. Especially Jen and Blade who have been talked into taking on a job with Ray, resuming their old cover identities of Mark and Gloria Williams, despite Jen being seven months pregnant.

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