“This is the prefect read for anyone who enjoys short stories, jokes and creative storytelling imparting everyday life lessons. ...this is not one to be missed, so be sure to grab your copy today!” — Pacific Book Review “No matter which lesson resonates with you, you will fi nish this book with a fresh appreciation for time-honored life lessons.” — The US Review of Books ____________________________________ Stories, including jokes, can provide useful lessons if you look for them. Here is a compilation of 180 such stories and jokes. There are stories intended to encourage you. There are also moral stories extolling certain values. There are also stories with lessons on motivation, human communications, perception, pride and the impermanent nature of all things. You will also learn not to be deceived by appearance, and the peril of trying to please everybody. Enjoy the stories. Several of them are hilarious. At the same time, see what insights you can draw from them.

The following four (4) short stories are the last of my “LongTALES for ShortTAILS” collection of seven (7) stories involving stories concocted from family members and personal characters I experienced in my growth experience while moving into adulthood and marriage. I am so proud to say I grew up in Compton, California and had one of the richest childhoods one could ever imagine. My greatest asset was to remember in my mind many childhood experiences; expand and explore these experiences; lock them in the back of my memory; and, finally, to expose them to the rest of the world. Following is the exposing. I just hope you like my stories – but more importantly – can relate to them. This fourth and final addition of my “LongTALES for ShortTAILS” short-story collection is dedicated to my first grandson, Lance Giovanni Filer. “Lil Gio” could easily be many of the kid characters mentioned in the following stories. Enjoy!

If you're looking for a book that'll entertain you (no matter how close you are to exceeding the limits of your medication), this is it. It's fun, and funny, and filled with crazy adventures. It's about a guy and his boat having way too much fun off the seacoast of New Hampshire and Maine. The guy's name is Dennis. The boat's name is Aislyn, and she is the place upon which magic becomes possible. The "characters" in these stories are real people who are really characters. Join Dennis and his family & friends as they do their worst to do their best. If you think that mistakes and bad decisions make for great stories, then you're in luck. Lobster Tales, Life Lessons, and Laughter is chunkin' full of them You will...  learn pantloads about lobsters and lobstering.  pick up some skinny on boat navigation, saltwater fishing, and nautical knot tying.  gain a few choice recipes for the next time you decide to eat a few bugs. (lobsters)  build an armory of snappy comebacks, New England style.  enjoy more than a couple of interesting insights into human nature.  acquire the scoop on some prime eateries, retailers, and services providers that the locals love to visit.  have a ball looking at the pictures and using the QRC codes and web-links to visit most of the businesses & attractions mentioned, as well as nautical charts of the waters they played in. And that's only part of the fun. Scope out the Table of Contents and you'll see what we're talking about. Go on, do yourself a favor. Read this book. After all, it comes with the author's personal guarantee: "If you don't laugh out loud at least five times while reading this book, I'll be go to hell."

Within the vibrant pages of "Neon Tales," readers are invited into a world where animals do more than exist—they embody life's most profound lessons. Set in the bustling Neon City, these stories bring together the wise turtle, the melodic nightingale, the swift cheetah, and the lively kangaroo, among others, to share tales that resonate with the human experience. At its core, "Neon Tales" is a reflection of us all. The animals, with their distinct personalities and adventures, symbolize the diverse characters we encounter in our lives. They represent our aspirations, challenges, joys, and moments of introspection. Picture a city where discipline isn't just a value—it's the bedrock of success. Envision a world where genuine care and affection strengthen bonds, where humility reigns over ego, and the essence of true friendship shines bright. Through these tales, readers will discover the power of teamwork, the significance of listening intently, and the magic that unfolds when one thinks positively. These stories inspire exploration, innovation, and a leap beyond the familiar. They serve as a reminder that the mindset we hold can shape our world and that positive thoughts can lead to positive outcomes. This book is more than just a collection of tales; it's an exploration of life's nuances. It's about understanding that success isn't solely defined by external accomplishments, but also by the internal values we uphold. Embark on a memorable journey with "Neon Tales" and discover a city filled with lessons, laughter, challenges, and hope. Let these stories inspire, entertain, and remind you of the simple yet profound truths of life.