Knock, knock, trick or treat! Knock on the doors and lift the flaps to see who’s hiding inside this spooky haunted house! Come with me, right down my street. Who knows what creatures we might meet? “Knock knock, trick-or-treat! Give us something good to eat.” Knock on this haunted house to find out what kind of Halloween monsters are waiting inside...if you dare! From a ghost to a witch to a skeleton and more, little ones will love lifting the die-cut flaps to reveal the spooky surprises behind each door.

How many times do you remember going out on Halloween, knocking on a neighbor's door, cheering "Trick or Treat?" as the door opens and then hearing "TRICK"? No, well you must not have been that greedy of a costumed monster then or, perhaps you are more wicked than you are admitting. Either way, you'll learn a thing or two from this haunting story about gluttons and ghosts and ghouls and fools when it comes to the idea that "more can never be more." What happens if you refuse to let even one door go unknocked? The night becomes more trick than treat very quickly, I assure you. See there are innocent looking houses in every neighborhood in which undead vampires, witches, ghouls, werewolves and ghosts are insanely waiting for your knock. "Knock, knock, dear one, in stark denial, tonight, alas, you stand on trial. For mortal ones we all abhor must pay for knocking on our door." That's what happens in our fable-within-a-fable as our glutton knocks on the last door only to find his worst Halloween nightmare lurking behind it. After the doors unlock themselves and something slithers beneath his feet, will our poor soul make it out alive? Well let's just say the home dwellers believe death is a journey, not a destination. "Knock Knock! Trick or Treat?!" is a rhyming fable-within-a-fable that pulls you in and places you in the dead middle of all the witches, werewolves, vampires and ghosts -- costumed and undead! A fun, sometimes scary, sometimes TMI, clever tale that reminds everyone of Halloween's rules and roles and the lessons for life that transcend us mere mortals. Roecker's mastery and use of his signature sing-song verse writing style, sense of humor and keen insights on humanity make this entire book entertaining to read/perform with friends and the entire family. The lessons and insights the tale spotlights are good reminders for us all -- what happens when we're driven, not just by having more, but needing most? What are the signs we're missing that tell is when less is more? And how can we take these lessons and use them for more treats than tricks all year long? It's not as terrifying (to a few of you) as it may sound. "There, there, my dear, why do you cry? You think you'll not live once you die? You'll live, my love, among us all, the great Undead who live for fall." See?! I mean, life can be pretty scary on its own, right? Think of this story as life with a few monsters making a welcoming, bubbly brew of poison then feasting on your soul. No big whoop! So what will you choose? Trick or Treat?

Knock, knock. Trick or treat! It’s Halloween. Come see all the different monsters and creatures looking for candy.

Celebrate Halloween with this book of knock-knock jokes that features fun googly eyes on every page Knock-knock on the door and reveal a new trick-or-treat visitor with every turn of the page—each with their own joke to tell and wearing a silly costume. This easy-to-follow format is a lovely introduction to the world of comedy for little jokers, and you’re sure to be laughing along with them. On the final page, there’s one last spooky surprise that’s sure to get young readers in the mood for Halloween! Why Choose This Book? Children will love telling their first jokes and making their friends and family laugh. Fun, novelty format with googly eyes that jiggle when you wiggle the book. Classic knock-knock joke format is easy for little ones to understand. Fun and not too scary, this accessible first joke book is the perfect Halloween treat!

A gorilla, a witch, a ghost, then a fierce scaly dragon hungry for his tea. Who will be next? Each time there's a knock at the door, there's a different monster, but each time they're wearing the same tartan slippers. Of course, it's just Dad, playing an hilarious bedtime game!

Bat you'll shriek with laughter at this fang-tastic collection of Halloween knock-knock jokes designed to tickle the funny bone. Lift the flaps and follow two trick-or-treaters through a haunted house as they encounter giggling ghosts and goofy goblins. You'll be scared silly! Knock, knock! Who's there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!

Froggy tries to find just the right costume for Halloween and although his trick-or-treating does not go as he had planned, he manages to enjoy himself anyway. Children have enjoyed the misadventures of trouble-prone Froggy in more than twenty books. Froggy just never learns—and that's why we love him! “An enjoyable, light-hearted comedy of errors, cheerfully illustrated with festive Halloween details.” —Booklist “Children will just love this frog, and non-scary Halloween stories are much needed, especially good ones.” —School Library Journal

The perfect joke book for Halloween or any other day of the year. The only thing that’s scary is how hard it will be to stop laughing. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl Who? Howl I know you’re not a monster? Brenda Ponnay is back with a collection of slightly spooky illustrated knock knock jokes that are sure to be read and repeated over and over again. Perfect for giving family and friends the chills—and giggles galore.

Hilarious Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids!Happy Halloween! Your child will enjoy this colorful Halloween book full of funny knock knock jokes. This is an excellent read for early and beginning readers. Be prepared to laugh out loud at these hilarious Halloween knock knock jokes! Each Halloween knock knock joke features two illustrations; one as if you are looking through a peep hole on a door with someone (or something) knocking, and the other illustration featuring the punch line. Kids will find this book hilarious with the unique colorful cartoony illustrations and the silly knock knock jokes. Find out 'Who's there' behind each door, in this book of humor that features 40 silly illustrated pages filled with funny knock knock jokes for kids. Telling a good joke is like have a great gift in your pocket. Jokes make people laugh and set them at ease. Preachers, motivational speakers, and salesmen are usually good joke tellers. Kids can practice their joke telling skills as they learn the knock knock jokes in this book.

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