It Wasn't Always Easy, But I Sure Had Fun

It Wasn't Always Easy, But I Sure Had Fun
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Publisher : Macmillan Reference USA
Total Pages : 372
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ISBN-10 : 0783812876
ISBN-13 : 9780783812878
Rating : 4/5 (76 Downloads)

Synopsis It Wasn't Always Easy, But I Sure Had Fun by : Lewis Grizzard

The book Grizzard was working on when he died, and contains what he thought represented the best of the last decade of his writing.

They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat

They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat
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Publisher : NewSouth Books
Total Pages : 106
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ISBN-10 : 9781603060615
ISBN-13 : 1603060618
Rating : 4/5 (15 Downloads)

Synopsis They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat by : Lewis Grizzard

They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat, first published in 1982, has sold more than 100,000 copies. Without skipping a beat, one of America's favorite humorists, the late Lewis Grizzard, tells of the early stirrings of his wayward heart in the backseat of a '57 Chevy and the ominous murmurings that led him at age thirty-five to major surgery and the real answer to his question, "How much is this going to hurt?" In the process he discovers all the ways a heart can break. Young love. Three marriages. His father's death. And why his entire future suddenly depended on a little pig. He tells the truth—the whole truth—the kind that has readers laughing through their tears. United Press International said, "It makes you feel good to know a person can face the tubes, wires, knives and needles of major heart surgery and make you laugh about it—hilarious!"

Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night

Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night
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Publisher : NewSouth Books
Total Pages : 232
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ISBN-10 : 9781588383037
ISBN-13 : 1588383032
Rating : 4/5 (37 Downloads)

Synopsis Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night by : Lewis Grizzard

The author of the phenomenal - and hilarious - best-seller Don't Bend over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes is back with an all-new collection of his funniest, sharpest observations yet. In Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night, Grizzard once again confirms his reputation as the "William Faulkner of just plain folks" using colorful storytelling and his own wonderful brand of humor to tackle such Grizzardian subjects as: International Relations: "If John Wayne were still alive, he'd know what to do to the Japanese investors - take a seven iron and run them and their checkbooks back home before it's too late and Vanna White has to learn eight zillion character signs in the Japanese alphabet to keep her job." Fashion: "Don't wear anything that features a picture of a pelican, a pink flamingo or a beer can." The Future: "I'm predicting the world isn't going to come to an end anytime soon. There's too much unresolved, like whether or not Elvis is still alive, Jimmy Swaggart can stay on television, and if there will be another Rambo sequel." Dating: "Any single white female who has to resort to taking out an ad to find a boyfriend would take a SWM who's into yodeling, Hustler magazine, Ripple and robbing convenience stores." Getting Back to Nature: "Snakes are right up there with the things that I fear most. Lightning is on that list. So is flying in bad weather at night, the dentist, and revenge-minded ex-wives." People Who Cheat in the 12-Items-or-Less Express Lane: "Previously, I have dog-cussed these people and put curses on them, like, 'May your children grow up to be liberal Democrats.' I'm not going to be that mean-spirited anymore. What I'm going to do is go to the vegetable bin, grab a large cucumber, and beat them about the head and shoulders with it." Lewis Grizzard offers his views on everything from politics, religion, sex and golf to the largest condom heist in history, proving he is wittier and more outrageous than ever. Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night shows why the South's most popular humorist is now America's most popular funny man.

I Haven't Understood Anything Since 1962

I Haven't Understood Anything Since 1962
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Publisher : Ballantine Books
Total Pages : 304
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0345419251
ISBN-13 : 9780345419255
Rating : 4/5 (51 Downloads)

Synopsis I Haven't Understood Anything Since 1962 by : Lewis Grizzard

Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes

Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes
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Publisher : Ballantine Books
Total Pages : 245
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ISBN-10 : 0345419243
ISBN-13 : 9780345419248
Rating : 4/5 (43 Downloads)

Synopsis Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes by : Lewis Grizzard

This time Lewis Grizzard has gone and done it--written a book about sex, as seen through his bespectacled, ironic squint. He tells us why Junior Leaguers don't do it in groups, why Baptists won't do it standing up, and why Richard Nixon never did it, among other things. "From the Paperback edition.

Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself

Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself
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Publisher : NewSouth Books
Total Pages : 258
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ISBN-10 : 9781603060837
ISBN-13 : 1603060839
Rating : 4/5 (37 Downloads)

Synopsis Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself by : Lewis Grizzard

The 1950s were simple times to grow up. For Lewis Grizzard and his buddies, gallivanting meant hanging out at the local store, eating Zagnut candy bars and drinking "Big Orange bellywashers." About the worst thing a kid ever did was smoke rabbit tobacco rolled in paper torn from a brown grocery sack, or maybe slick back his hair into a ducktail and try gyrating his hips like Elvis. But then assassinations, war, civil rights, free love, and drugs rocked the old order. And as they did, Grizzard frequently felt lost and confused. In place of Elvis, the Pied Piper of his generation, Grizzard now found wormy-looking, long-haired English kids who performed either half-naked or dressed like Zasu Pitts. Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself is the witty, satiric, nostalgic account of Grizzard's efforts to survive in a changing world. Sex, music, clothes, entertainment, and life itself receive the Grizzard treatment. In this, his sixth book, Grizzard was never funnier or more in tune with his readers. He might not have felt so good himself, but his social commentary and humor can still make the rest of us feel just fine.

Don't Forget to Call Your Mama--

Don't Forget to Call Your Mama--
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 152
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ISBN-10 : IND:30000026049225
ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 (25 Downloads)

Synopsis Don't Forget to Call Your Mama-- by : Lewis Grizzard

Author writes about his life and relationship with his mother and her fifteen year struggle with the disease scleroderma.

The Most Fun We Ever Had

The Most Fun We Ever Had
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Publisher : Vintage
Total Pages : 641
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ISBN-10 : 9780525564232
ISBN-13 : 0525564233
Rating : 4/5 (32 Downloads)

Synopsis The Most Fun We Ever Had by : Claire Lombardo

NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER • “A gripping and poignant ode to a messy, loving family in all its glory.” —Madeline Miller, bestselling author of Circe In this “rich, complex family saga” (USA Today) full of long-buried family secrets, Marilyn Connolly and David Sorenson fall in love in the 1970s, blithely ignorant of all that awaits them. By 2016, they have four radically different daughters, each in a state of unrest. Wendy, widowed young, soothes herself with booze and younger men; Violet, a litigator turned stay-at-home-mom, battles anxiety and self-doubt; Liza, a neurotic and newly tenured professor, finds herself pregnant with a baby she's not sure she wants by a man she's not sure she loves; and Grace, the dawdling youngest daughter, begins living a lie that no one in her family even suspects. With the unexpected arrival of young Jonah Bendt—a child placed for adoption by one of the daughters fifteen years before—the Sorensons will be forced to reckon with the rich and varied tapestry of their past. As they grapple with years marred by adolescent angst, infidelity, and resentment, they also find the transcendent moments of joy that make everything else worthwhile.

It Wasn't Pretty, Folks, But Didn't We Have Fun?

It Wasn't Pretty, Folks, But Didn't We Have Fun?
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Publisher : W. W. Norton
Total Pages : 362
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ISBN-10 : UOM:39015071145885
ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 (85 Downloads)

Synopsis It Wasn't Pretty, Folks, But Didn't We Have Fun? by : Carol Polsgrove

"The sixties in America was a wild, giddy ride, an amazing Technicolor adventure, and no magazine caught the spirit of its apocalyptic fun as definitively as Esquire. Its brilliant, buccaneering editor Harold Hayes transformed the once-somnolent men's fashion magazine into a literary and cultural proving ground, where pure iconoclasm and blazing talent reigned. Art director George Lois put Sonny Liston on the cover as Santa Claus and Muhammad Ali as St. Sebastian. Tom Wolfe, Gay Talese, Garry Wills, Michael Herr, and others virtually invented a "New Journalism" equal to the task of deconstructing celebrity, celebrating pop culture, comprehending wars and demonstrations and riots and assassinations. Diane Arbus captured photographic images that reflected a disturbing, hidden America, and fiction writers as diverse as Norman Mailer and Raymond Carver did much the same in words." "Journalist and historian Carol Polsgrove has written the definitive history of this decade-long high-water mark in American magazine journalism."--BOOK JACKET.Title Summary field provided by Blackwell North America, Inc. All Rights Reserved

A Little Life

A Little Life
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Publisher : Vintage
Total Pages : 833
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780804172707
ISBN-13 : 0804172706
Rating : 4/5 (07 Downloads)

Synopsis A Little Life by : Hanya Yanagihara

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A stunning “portrait of the enduring grace of friendship” (NPR) about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. A masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century. NATIONAL BOOK AWARD FINALIST • MAN BOOKER PRIZE FINALIST • WINNER OF THE KIRKUS PRIZE A Little Life follows four college classmates—broke, adrift, and buoyed only by their friendship and ambition—as they move to New York in search of fame and fortune. While their relationships, which are tinged by addiction, success, and pride, deepen over the decades, the men are held together by their devotion to the brilliant, enigmatic Jude, a man scarred by an unspeakable childhood trauma. A hymn to brotherly bonds and a masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century, Hanya Yanagihara’s stunning novel is about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. Look for Hanya Yanagihara’s latest bestselling novel, To Paradise.