It Only Hurts When I Laugh

It Only Hurts When I Laugh
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Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
Total Pages : 684
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ISBN-10 : 9781662409875
ISBN-13 : 1662409877
Rating : 4/5 (75 Downloads)

Synopsis It Only Hurts When I Laugh by : Doug Opalski

Remove your shoes and wade in for fun and nostalgia. Do you like sports, boilermakers, champagne, and cruising? It’s a smorgasbord. Enjoy random, quirky flashbacks. Plunge in for pleasant episodes. Drift from radio to iPad. Take what you like and leave the rest. Fun and a few tears are stirred and served.

I Only Laugh When It Hurts

I Only Laugh When It Hurts
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Publisher : Pelican Publishing
Total Pages : 220
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ISBN-10 : 1589806352
ISBN-13 : 9781589806351
Rating : 4/5 (52 Downloads)

Synopsis I Only Laugh When It Hurts by : Daniel Foxx

This series of nostalgic essays paints a bittersweet and vivid portrait of American life. Daniel Foxx grew up in 1940s South Carolina. Looking back, he relates important life lessons--some fun, some difficult--he learned as a child as well as those he learned as an adult. Foxx comes to the conclusion that growing up doesn't end when you reach 21, and that growing old comes with its own rewards. A former professor and the father of four sons, he tries to impart the value of his own hard-won knowledge to his children and, even harder, teach them about finding humor in difficult times.

It Only Hurts When I Rhyme

It Only Hurts When I Rhyme
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Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages : 89
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ISBN-10 : 9781493122646
ISBN-13 : 1493122649
Rating : 4/5 (46 Downloads)

Synopsis It Only Hurts When I Rhyme by : Tarzana Joe

"It Only Hurts When I Rhyme" is a collection of the best poems by talk-radio poet Tarzana Joe. Joe takes on politics and politicians with rhyme and humor on topics that range from electric cars to tooth decay. Delight your conservative friends or annoy your liberal ones. It's a book they won't be able to put down--except to toss it across the room.

Only when I Laugh

Only when I Laugh
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 130
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ISBN-10 : 1560850132
ISBN-13 : 9781560850137
Rating : 4/5 (32 Downloads)

Synopsis Only when I Laugh by : Elouise M. Bell

If people can "power lunch, " how about making room in the work day for a "power nap"? If we interrupt church to give mothers flowers, shouldn't we allow time in the service on Father's Day to give men something along the lines of garden tools? In the tradition of folk humorists such as Garrison Keillor, Elouise Bell tackles timely questions in a way that both honors and critiques her own culture. Delighting readers of network magazine and the Salt Lake Tribune for years, Bell has compiled for the benefit of readers everywhere her twenty-five most memorable essays, including "Zzzzzuchini, " "Christmyths, " "What Makes Botticelli Blush?" and her most popular essay, "The Meeting, " in which gender roles are reversed in an LDS worship service. As charming and light-hearted as these are, there is a caveat: anyone who cannot visualize bishops in high heels or a Mormon Democratic caucus needs to seek razor-sharp social commentary elsewhere.

There You Are, Doctor!

There You Are, Doctor!
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Publisher : Sphere
Total Pages : 104
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ISBN-10 : 9780751557213
ISBN-13 : 0751557218
Rating : 4/5 (13 Downloads)

Synopsis There You Are, Doctor! by : Robert Clifford

As charming as he is entertaining, Dr Robert Clifford dispenses a delightful dose of hilarious anecdotes, colourful portraits of patients, family and friends, tempered with heartwarming tales of human courage and tragedy. There's the eccentric hermit Hamish Richardson; the stubborn Romany Zackovitch Hebden; Miss Peabody, the elderly spinster ever hopeful of a pools win; and William Jessop, the blind man whose handicap obviously isn't a handicap! As well as stories from his Tadchester surgery, Dr Robert Clifford tells of his son's accident on Sark and there are more fishy tales with water bailiff John Denton and a sparkling of delightful descriptions of holidays at home and abroad. Doctor, family man, humourist, philosopher and counsellor, Dr Robert Clifford's stories are a tonic for us all.

What Doesn't Kill Her

What Doesn't Kill Her
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Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
Total Pages : 330
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ISBN-10 : 9781250032812
ISBN-13 : 1250032814
Rating : 4/5 (12 Downloads)

Synopsis What Doesn't Kill Her by : Carla Norton

“Part sophisticated forensic thriller, part creepy psychological romp . . . one heck of a ride” from the bestselling author of The Edge of Normal (J. T. Ellison, New York Times–bestselling author). Reeve LeClaire is a college student, dammit, not Daryl Wayne Flint’s victim. Not anymore—not when Reeve is finally recovering a life of her own after four years of captivity. Flint is safely locked up in Olshaker Psychiatric Hospital, where he belongs. He is walking the grounds of the forensic unit, performing his strange but apparently harmless rituals. It seems that he is still suffering the effects of the head injury he suffered in the car crash that freed Reeve seven years ago. Post-concussive syndrome, they call it. For all that Flint seems like a model patient, he has long been planning his next move. When the moment arrives, he gets clean away from the hospital before the alarm even sounds. And Reeve is shocked out of her new life by her worst nightmare: Her kidnapper has escaped. Less than 24 hours later, Flint kills someone from his past—and Reeve’s blocked memories jolt back into consciousness. As much as she would like to forget him, she knows this criminal better than anyone else. When Flint evades capture, baffling authorities and leaving a bloody trail from the psychiatric lock-up to the forests of Washington state, Reeve suddenly realizes that she is the only one who can stop him. “A smart, tightly written, psychological thrill ride, with characters so real you can feel them.” —Taylor Stevens, New York Times–bestselling author “A carefully plotted and mesmerizing thriller . . . dark, menacing and suspenseful.” —San Francisco Review of Books

Wide Place In The Road

Wide Place In The Road
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Publisher : BookCountry
Total Pages : 664
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ISBN-10 : 9781463002121
ISBN-13 : 1463002122
Rating : 4/5 (21 Downloads)

Synopsis Wide Place In The Road by : Richard C. Kirkland

The Ranchers daughter, beautiful Hallie Lamont, captivates country boy Jessie Rascoe. But the the bare foot mountain girl, Maria Hunter, captures his heart in this "Greatest Generation" love story based on characters and historic events experienced by the author. Richard C. Kirkland grew up in a small mountain community, attending a one room school during the Great Depression. He then flew 103 combat missions in the famous "Flying Knights" fighter Squadron in World War Two. Utilizing those experiences, rare in today's literary world, he has written a fascinating account of that remarkable period in American history and laced it with an unforgettable love story that has been reviewed as: "May be one of the greatest love stories ever written."

Reality Enforcer

Reality Enforcer
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Publisher : AuthorHouse
Total Pages : 215
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ISBN-10 : 9781546238393
ISBN-13 : 1546238395
Rating : 4/5 (93 Downloads)

Synopsis Reality Enforcer by : James Robert Brady

Padraig Sean ODubhagain (pronounced as Seen, dont call him Shaun) has had a hard and unlucky life. His father is unknown, his mother was killed the day he was born, and he was raised by an unloving aunt and uncle who kept him ignorant of his past and worked him near to death, literally. Their plans for his trust fund was all that kept him alive. Discovering this, he battles free of his family and heads to Phoenix, Arizona, with his newfound wealth to pursue his dream, stay warm, ride motorcycles, get an education, chase girls, and bid a fond screw you to his past life and fishing in particular. For once in his life, things are looking up. Until one night, hes kidnapped but not for his money. A madman claiming to be a mage wants to enslave him to make use of Seans special abilities. A pendulum swings both ways. So if magic is on one side and normal is in the middle, whats on the other end of the arc? Sean finds out the hard way and thus starts the ride of rescues and reabductions, fights and friendship, magic and monsters, girls and guns, clans and conclaves, bonds forged and betrayals concluded, lawyers, lackeys, and lies, oh my. Everyone wants a piece of him in one fashion or another. Everyone tells him things arent what they seem, a lesson they themselves will relearn. Life outside the mundane is exciting, but it can be brutal and messy, only more so when its played for the highest stakes of allsurvival and possession of ones own soul.

Betrayed

Betrayed
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Publisher : Charisma Media
Total Pages : 209
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ISBN-10 : 9781621360353
ISBN-13 : 1621360350
Rating : 4/5 (53 Downloads)

Synopsis Betrayed by : Randy Valimont

Betrayed uses the example of Jesus and His interaction with Judas to give us a spiritually sound example of how we can deal with the betrayal in our lives.

Pacific Beach Blues

Pacific Beach Blues
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Publisher : iUniverse
Total Pages : 187
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ISBN-10 : 9780595375929
ISBN-13 : 0595375928
Rating : 4/5 (29 Downloads)

Synopsis Pacific Beach Blues by : Richard Abbott

Retired pro football quarterback Tommy Quinn has a few issues-recurring concussions, a beach house with tons of deferred maintenance, zero ambition, and a signing bonus squeezed by partying and tequila. It doesn't stop there. Tommy's ex-girlfriend, supermodel Aya, is on the run after her new boyfriend is found brutally murdered. Turns out he welshed on a big-time hood and Aya has the proof. Just to make matters worse, the cops won't leave Tommy alone, based on the assumption that Aya might contact her old flame. Tommy's resting easy because he knows something they don't-that he's a deadbeat and she would never look to him for protection. But as usual, Tommy's mistaken, and it lands him in some very pretty places with some very ugly people . Tommy finds himself pulled into a wild ride pitting him against a sadistic killer, crank heads that redefine the word loser, wise guys, and all-around oddballs in this raunchy roller-coaster. It's Paradise with a kick. "Pacific Beach Blues is terrific! Smart, intense, vivid, and the plot unfolds and twists nicely." -Steve Kuusisto, National Book Award Nominee, Planet of the Blind