If You Give a Bear a Bong

If You Give a Bear a Bong
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 81
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ISBN-10 : 9781510734029
ISBN-13 : 1510734023
Rating : 4/5 (29 Downloads)

Synopsis If You Give a Bear a Bong by : Sam Miserendino

The second installment in Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum's Addicted Animal Series, If You Give a Bear a Bong is a children's book for former children. A humorous play off of the famous If You Give a Moose a Muffin, the book tells the story of a bear who had just one too many hits. Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children?s books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing marijuana and large mammals.

If You Give a Dog a Doobie

If You Give a Dog a Doobie
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 70
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ISBN-10 : 9781510765955
ISBN-13 : 1510765956
Rating : 4/5 (55 Downloads)

Synopsis If You Give a Dog a Doobie by : Sam Miserendino

The fourth installment in Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum’s Addicted Animal Series Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children’s books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. A humorous play off of the famous If You Give a Moose a Muffin, If You Give a Dog a Doobie tells the tale of a pot-loving pooch whose toking neighbor gives him the best treat ever. The book follows the dog as he experiences the highs and lows of being high and it reveals whether or not it's possible to teach a stoned dog new tricks . . .or to even get him to remember old ones! Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing pot and cute pups.

If You Give a Bunny a Beer

If You Give a Bunny a Beer
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Publisher : Skyhorse
Total Pages : 0
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ISBN-10 : 1510733957
ISBN-13 : 9781510733954
Rating : 4/5 (57 Downloads)

Synopsis If You Give a Bunny a Beer by : Sam Miserendino

A raucous parody—DEFINITELY NOT FOR CHILDREN—of the popular If You Give a Mouse a Cookie series, Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum present the Addicted Animal Series. If You Give a Bunny a Beer is a book for moms and dads whose fondness for Budweiser, Heinecken, or Coors Light might be a little more evolved than their parenting skills. Here is the story of a rabbit who had just one too many. Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children’s books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing alcohol and small mammals.

If You Give a Kitty a Cocktail

If You Give a Kitty a Cocktail
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 66
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ISBN-10 : 9781510750685
ISBN-13 : 1510750681
Rating : 4/5 (85 Downloads)

Synopsis If You Give a Kitty a Cocktail by : Sam Miserendino

A raucous parody—DEFINITELY NOT FOR CHILDREN—of the popular If You Give a Mouse a Cookie series, Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum present the third installment of the Addicted Animal Series. Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children’s books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. A humorous play off of the famous If You Give a Moose a Muffin, the book tells the story of a kitty who plunges into a night of adventures and misadventures after she invites her friends over for a cocktail or two...or three. It's a night she'll never forget that she can't even remember. Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing alcohol and small mammals.

Knuffle Bunny Free

Knuffle Bunny Free
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Publisher : Harper Collins
Total Pages : 54
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ISBN-10 : 9780061929571
ISBN-13 : 0061929573
Rating : 4/5 (71 Downloads)

Synopsis Knuffle Bunny Free by : Mo Willems

Trixie and her family are off on a fantastic trip to visit her grandparents—all the way in Holland! But does Knuffle Bunny have different travel plans? An emotional tour de force, Knuffle Bunny Free concludes one of the most beloved picture-book series in recent memory, with pitchperfect text and art, photos from around the world, and a stunning foldout spread, culminating in a hilarious and moving surprise that no child or parent will be able to resist. Bestselling, award-winning author Mo Willems has created an epic love story as only he can, filled with the joys and sadness of growing up —and the unconditional love that binds a father, mother, daughter, and a stuffed bunny.

Bong Mom's Cookbook

Bong Mom's Cookbook
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Publisher : Harper Collins
Total Pages : 127
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ISBN-10 : 9789350296288
ISBN-13 : 9350296284
Rating : 4/5 (88 Downloads)

Synopsis Bong Mom's Cookbook by : Sandeepa Datta Mukherjee

The elaborate Sunday morning breakfasts, the seasonal delicacies, the preserves that made available non-seasonal flavours - this is the stuff of childhood memories. Tragically, given the sheer pace of life today, it has become harder and harder to follow in our mothers' footsteps, to recreate moments of bonding in the kitchen, to maintain family traditions, especially when it comes to food. Sandeepa Mukherjee Datta - blogger, foodie and mother of two - strives to make this possible in her own life, and yours. This delicious book travels from Sandeepa's grandmother's kitchen in north Calcutta to her home in a New York suburb through heart-warming anecdotes and quick-easy recipes. Find out how to cook the classic kosha mangsho, throw in a few mushrooms to improvise on the traditional posto, make your own paanch-phoron. The new woman's spin on old traditions, Bong Mom's Cookbook is a must-have kitchen supplement for Bongs and non-Bongs alike. 'Authentic and enjoyable, clear and personal, studded with anecdotes that warm the heart and stir up your own memories of your favourite family recipes, Bong Mo's Cookbook is a delight to read. The only problem ; you'll have to interrupt your reading many times to try out these mouth-watering recipes!' - Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni, author of Sister of My Heart, One Amazing Thing and Oleander Girl

Just Beyond the Very, Very Far North

Just Beyond the Very, Very Far North
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 272
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ISBN-10 : 9781534433458
ISBN-13 : 1534433457
Rating : 4/5 (58 Downloads)

Synopsis Just Beyond the Very, Very Far North by : Dan Bar-el

Duane the polar bear and the other animals of the very, very far north find their friendships deepening as they are challenged by the arrival of a contentious weasel and an unexpected departure.

Temporary

Temporary
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Publisher : Coffee House Press
Total Pages : 161
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ISBN-10 : 9781566895743
ISBN-13 : 156689574X
Rating : 4/5 (43 Downloads)

Synopsis Temporary by : Hilary Leichter

In Temporary, a young woman’s workplace is the size of the world. She fills increasingly bizarre placements in search of steadiness, connection, and something, at last, to call her own. Whether it’s shining an endless closet of shoes, swabbing the deck of a pirate ship, assisting an assassin, or filling in for the Chairman of the Board, for the mythical Temporary, “there is nothing more personal than doing your job.” This riveting quest, at once hilarious and profound, will resonate with anyone who has ever done their best at work, even when the work is only temporary.

Grow a Pear, Timmy!

Grow a Pear, Timmy!
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Publisher :
Total Pages :
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ISBN-10 : 0998065307
ISBN-13 : 9780998065304
Rating : 4/5 (07 Downloads)

Synopsis Grow a Pear, Timmy! by : Ken Williams

The Cannabis Gardener

The Cannabis Gardener
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Publisher : National Geographic Books
Total Pages : 0
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ISBN-10 : 9781984858849
ISBN-13 : 198485884X
Rating : 4/5 (49 Downloads)

Synopsis The Cannabis Gardener by : Penny Barthel

A beautifully photographed primer on growing your own cannabis, with guidance on which strains to choose for your USDA growing zone, tips on harvesting flowers, and recipes for salves, tinctures, and edibles. “A phenomenal resource for anyone looking to grow cannabis. Perfectly tailored to guide all growers—from the first-timer to the experienced gardener.”—Dan Grace, president and cofounder of Dark Heart Nursery Cannabis is as easy to grow as a tomato plant. If you live in a suitable climate and provide sun, water, and good soil, you can grow vigorous, beautiful cannabis in pots, raised beds, or your own yard. Not only is cannabis an easy addition to your garden, it can also provide health and mood-lifting benefits. The Cannabis Gardener teaches you how to choose which strains are right for you and how to cultivate the plants from seed to finished flower. Gorgeous full-color photographs capture each stage of the growing process and show how cannabis plants can be incorporated into your garden design as well as raised beds and containers. After you establish your plants in the garden and monitor them through the flowering stage, you'll find tips on how to harvest, dry, cure, and store your "grow." Also included are recipes for savoring your harvest, from salves, tisanes, and tinctures to cannabutter for baking and cooking delicious treats such as CBD gummies flavored with vanilla beans, cheddar crackers, and even cannabis chocolate sauce. The Cannabis Gardener is an accessible and practical guide for any level of gardener interested in growing their own attractive cannabis plants.