I Will Chomp You
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Author |
: Jory John |
Publisher |
: Random House Books for Young Readers |
Total Pages |
: 41 |
Release |
: 2015-08-04 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780385389860 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0385389868 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (60 Downloads) |
Synopsis I Will Chomp You! by : Jory John
STOP RIGHT THERE. Don’t move a muscle, buster. Stay out of this book or I WILL CHOMP YOU! So says the not-so-fierce inhabitant of I Will Chomp You!, a tale of deception, greed . . . and cake! In their funny read-aloud, Jory John and Bob Shea bring a fresh twist to a time-tested blueprint as their little monster threatens, reasons, and pleads with readers to go no further in the book because he will NOT share his beautiful, delicious cakes. Children will identify with the monster’s high valuation of his possessions, and (importantly) will laugh at the silly measures he takes to protect them. "A monster’s reign of terror begins even before the title page: “HEY. GO AWAY.” Turn to the title page and there the monster waits, blue-skinned and angry-eyed: “I WILL CHOMP YOU!” As the reader turns the pages, the monster’s direct-address threats increase: “If you turn any more pages…I WILL CHOMP YOU, BUSTER!” Another page turn and the monster is even angrier: “NOW QUIT IT!” Until finally, “HEY! I’m warning you! You’ve been officially WARNED! CHOMP!” Unfortunately for the monster, the reader is just too fast, and its chomp misses the mark. The monster proceeds to bite, yell, and barrel its way through the pages, repeatedly trying to halt-by-chomping the reader from reaching its secret hidden in the back pages of the book (psst, it’s cake). This book, written entirely as monster monologue, is all bright colors and sharp edges, creating a feeling of temper-tantrum immediacy that matches the silly-angry words. Shea’s illustrations are bold but not too busy, giving the impression of fast movement and strong emotions, and the striped shirt–wearing monster is lovable in an ankle-biting kind of way. The fast pace, funny faces, and silly secret make this a great read-aloud." — Siân Gaetano THE HORN BOOK
Author |
: Carl Hiaasen |
Publisher |
: Knopf Books for Young Readers |
Total Pages |
: 306 |
Release |
: 2012-03-27 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780375898952 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0375898956 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (52 Downloads) |
Synopsis Chomp by : Carl Hiaasen
In this hysterical #1 New York Times bestseller, one kid has to wrangle gators, snakes, bats that bite, and a reality show host gone rogue! This is Carl Hiaasen's Florida—where the creatures are wild and the people are wilder! When Wahoo Cray’s dad—a professional animal wrangler—takes a job with a reality TV show called Expedition Survival!, Wahoo figures he'll have to do a bit of wrangling himself to keep his father from killing Derek Badger, the show's inept and egotistical star. But the job keeps getting more complicated: Derek Badger insists on using wild animals for his stunts; and Wahoo's acquired a shadow named Tuna—a girl who's sporting a shiner courtesy of her father and needs a place to hide out. They've only been on location in the Everglades for a day before Derek gets bitten by a bat and goes missing in a storm. Search parties head out and promptly get lost themselves. And then Tuna's dad shows up with a gun . . . It's anyone's guess who will actually survive Expedition Survival. . . “Only in Florida—and in the fiction of its native son Carl Hiaasen—does a dead iguana fall from a palm tree and kill somebody.” —New York Post “Chomp is a delightful laugh-out-loud sendup of the surreality of TV that will be enjoyed by readers of all ages.” —Los Angeles Times
Author |
: Jory John |
Publisher |
: RH Childrens Books |
Total Pages |
: 32 |
Release |
: 2016-08-23 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780385389921 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0385389922 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (21 Downloads) |
Synopsis Quit Calling Me a Monster! by : Jory John
The talented creators of I Will Chomp You! brilliantly frame the struggle to buck stereotypes and learn empathy in this monster’s hilarious lament. Floyd Peterson is so much more than shaggy purple fur and pointy monster teeth— why can’t people just see him for him? Jory John and Bob Shea have struck gold in creating a knee-slapping, read-it-again story that will start a valuable discussion about how we treat others and how it feels to be seen as “different.”
Author |
: Heather Brown |
Publisher |
: Accord Publishing, a division of Andrews McMeel |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2012-02-07 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1449410162 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781449410162 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (62 Downloads) |
Synopsis Chomp! by : Heather Brown
Chomp!, Accord’s latest innovation, pairs a board book with a working mouth, letting little readers make animals yawn, smile and growl. It’s a roaring good time! Accord is taking another big bite of innovation with Chomp! Our newest invention pairs a tot-friendly board book with an actual working mouth. The result is anything but ordinary. Each die-cut spread reveals a different animal, with the mouth visible through the hole. With the pull of a single tab, kids will become little ventriloquists, working the jaws to make lions roar and polar bears yawn. Adding simple text and richly drawn illustrations makes this an irresistible package.
Author |
: Allena Hansen |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 277 |
Release |
: 2014-05-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1940014158 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781940014159 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (58 Downloads) |
Synopsis Chomp, Chomp, Chomp by : Allena Hansen
Author |
: Lindsay Ward |
Publisher |
: Two Lions |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2018 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1542047277 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781542047272 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (77 Downloads) |
Synopsis Don't Forget Dexter! by : Lindsay Ward
When his best friend, Jack, leaves him behind at the doctor's office, Dexter T. Rexter panics. First he tries to find Jack. Then he sings their special song. Then he sings their special song even louder.
Author |
: Pinkfong |
Publisher |
: BuzzPop |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2020-02-04 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1499810741 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781499810745 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (41 Downloads) |
Synopsis Baby Shark: Chomp! (Crunchy Board Books) by : Pinkfong
Kids will love pulling the tabs to make Baby Shark take big bites in this sliding board book inspired by the Baby Shark global YouTube phenomenon with over 10 billion views! Baby Shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo! Let's go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo! Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo! The Baby Shark song is beloved by children, parents, and teachers everywhere. Sing along with Baby Shark, his silly shark family, and his sea creature friends in this engaging book that contains the lyrics of the Baby Shark song! Kids will love this board book with sliders that allows them to make Baby Shark's mouth take a big bite . . . or let out a big laugh! This title is officially licensed by Nickelodeon.
Author |
: Jamie A. Swenson |
Publisher |
: Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR) |
Total Pages |
: 44 |
Release |
: 2014-09-30 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781466880894 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1466880899 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (94 Downloads) |
Synopsis If You Were a Dog by : Jamie A. Swenson
If you could be any kind of animal, what would you be? Would you be a dog that goes ARRRROOOOOOO? Or maybe you would be a sharp-toothed dinosaur that can CHOMP, STOMP, ROAR! Perhaps you might want to be a hopping frog that goes BOING, BOING, RIBBET! But maybe you would want to be the best kind of animal of all: a child! With joyful, impressionistic illustrations from Caldecott Medal–winning illustrator Chris Raschka and spare, rhythmic text from author Jamie A. Swenson that invites playful interaction, If You Were a Dog is the perfect read-aloud for your favorite little animal.
Author |
: Jory John |
Publisher |
: Random House Studio |
Total Pages |
: 19 |
Release |
: 2016-09-27 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780553513387 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0553513389 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (87 Downloads) |
Synopsis Penguin Problems by : Jory John
Have you ever thought: I have so many problems and nobody even cares? Well, penguins have problems too! Discover them in this hilarious collaboration from Jory John (All my friends are dead. and Quit Calling Me a Monster!) and Lane Smith (The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales)! This penguin has come to tell you that life in Antarctica is no paradise. For starters, it is FREEZING. Also, penguins have a ton of natural predators. Plus, can you imagine trying to find your mom in a big ol’ crowd of identical penguins? No, thank you. Yes, it seems there is no escaping the drudgery of your daily grind, whatever it might be. Or perhaps we’ve just learned that grumps are everywhere. . . . This book is sure to tickle kids’ funny bones and will elicit appreciative sighs from the adults reading it aloud. "We are all Mortimer [the main character in Penguin Problems]." —The New York Times “Bursting with humor.” —Kirkus Reviews “The snark level is cranked up high.” —The Horn Book, Starred “Will be right at home with fans of Jon Klassen’s This Is Not My Hat.” —Booklist “Classic comedy.” —Publishers Weekly “Rib-tickling.” —School Library Journal
Author |
: Barbara M. Joosse |
Publisher |
: Chronicle Books |
Total Pages |
: 35 |
Release |
: 2017-11-28 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781452172019 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1452172013 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (19 Downloads) |
Synopsis Mama, Do You Love Me? by : Barbara M. Joosse
In this beautifully illustrated children’s book, a heartwarming tale of motherly love unfolds in the Arctic north. In a timeless and universal story, a child tests the limits of independence and comfortingly learns that a parent's love is unconditional and everlasting. The lyrical text introduces young readers to a distinctively different culture, while at the same time showing that the special love that exists between parent and child transcends all boundaries of time and place. The story is complemented by graphically stunning illustrations featuring whales, wolves, puffins, and sled dogs. This tender and reassuring book is one that both parents and children will turn to again and again.