I Need to Wee!

I Need to Wee!
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Publisher : Aladdin
Total Pages : 32
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ISBN-10 : 9781481490399
ISBN-13 : 1481490397
Rating : 4/5 (99 Downloads)

Synopsis I Need to Wee! by : Sue Hendra

From the authors of Cake and Norman the Slug comes another wacky, laugh-out-loud picture book about a very special dance we have all had to do at some point in our lives! Alan the Bear has a problem. A big one. He really, really needs to wee. But things keep on getting in his way. With the help of his friends and a special dance, will Alan make it to the toilet in time?

I Really Really Need a Wee

I Really Really Need a Wee
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Publisher :
Total Pages :
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ISBN-10 : 1788819470
ISBN-13 : 9781788819473
Rating : 4/5 (70 Downloads)

Synopsis I Really Really Need a Wee by : Karl Newson

I Really, Really Need a Wee!

I Really, Really Need a Wee!
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 32
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ISBN-10 : 1788817850
ISBN-13 : 9781788817851
Rating : 4/5 (50 Downloads)

Synopsis I Really, Really Need a Wee! by : Karl Newson

Bush Baby is in a fix. She didn't need a wee before she left home - now she needs one right away! Uh-oh! But what will she do if there's just nowhere to go? A pant-wettingly funny tale of determination and self-awareness.

I Really, Really Need a Poo

I Really, Really Need a Poo
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Publisher : I Really Really Need a Wee
Total Pages : 0
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ISBN-10 : 1801045747
ISBN-13 : 9781801045742
Rating : 4/5 (47 Downloads)

Synopsis I Really, Really Need a Poo by : Karl Newson

The hilarious third picture book in the internationally bestselling I Really, Really Need a Weeseries by the dynamic duo Karl Newson and Duncan Beedie. The perfect toilet humour book for kids! Parp! Toot! Uh-oh! Bush Baby has a little secret and it rhymes with number two . . . She really, really, really, really needs a POO! But all the toilets are too tiny or taken. Will she find the perfect place to poo, or will there be poo-poo pandemonium! With plenty of parps and packed with poop, this funny poo book for children and toddlers is ideal for anyone who laughs out loud at the word POO! I Really, Really Need a Poo will appeal to children who enjoyed The Dinosaur That Pooped series by Tom Fletcher and Dougie Poynter, The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom by Beach, and I Need a New Bum! by Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird.

A Practical Arrangement

A Practical Arrangement
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Publisher : Troubador Publishing Ltd
Total Pages : 221
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ISBN-10 : 9781803134116
ISBN-13 : 1803134119
Rating : 4/5 (16 Downloads)

Synopsis A Practical Arrangement by : Verity Trevethan

A Practical Arrangement is a life-affirming, bitter-sweet tale of an ordinary family life uncontrollably descending into despair, crime and impossible choices. A sobering narrative for our times of unrealistic and unattainable life expectations. He is approaching forty but sometimes Andy feels closer to fifty. His career, home and family life are rapidly going downhill, and he is approaching a self-induced crisis. A dramatic tipping point in his life. When a nurturing and championing boss leaves the biotech company Andy works for, he is left struggling with his jealous peers and the fear of onrushing redundancy. With finances stretched and a growing family to support, Andy is pushed to breaking point. Sneaking some samples of an untested depression medication into his bag one evening after work, Andy hopes the drug will help him to turn his life around. It does but not in the way he expected. Instead, the drug and his deception, throws Andy into an abusive and life-changing affair with the headstrong paradox that is Janey Robins who trades her body for Andy’s intoxicating drug. A practical arrangement riven with self-interest and mutual deceit. But it is not only Janey who is interested in the drug as the police close in on the source of a life-threatening, and frightening new drug which has suddenly appeared on the streets. Will Andy be able to turn things around, or has the drug and the choices he has made ruin his family life and career beyond redemption?

Wee Jimmy

Wee Jimmy
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Publisher : Lulu.com
Total Pages : 95
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780244426897
ISBN-13 : 0244426899
Rating : 4/5 (97 Downloads)

Synopsis Wee Jimmy by : James F. Park

'Morris, ' asked Wee Jimmy, 'do you remember when we a lot younger and used to play for Charlie Meechan's football team Neilston St. Thomas's and we won the forth division title of the Paisley and District League at the first attempt by beating Reid Gear Spurs on the final day of the season at home when Dougie Rennie crossed for big Tam Lannon to head the winning goal?' 'How could I forget that day Wee Jimmy because I had a stormer of a game and if it wasn't for me making at least four world class saves in that game then we wouldn't have been champions because in case you've forgotten we'd been neck and neck with Reid Gear Spurs the whole season and whoever won that game won the league.' 'I don't remember you making any world class saves at any time never mind on that day, ' joked Wee Jimmy, 'but I'll admit that you did have more great games than bad ones so maybe you did contribute a wee bit to our success that year so remind me again what we're looking for up here in this dusty loft

Girls Can't Make Gun Noises

Girls Can't Make Gun Noises
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Publisher : Troubador Publishing Ltd
Total Pages : 297
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780957312302
ISBN-13 : 095731230X
Rating : 4/5 (02 Downloads)

Synopsis Girls Can't Make Gun Noises by : Paul Surridge

The Word for Woman Is Wilderness

The Word for Woman Is Wilderness
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Publisher : Two Dollar Radio
Total Pages : 250
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ISBN-10 : 9781937512804
ISBN-13 : 1937512800
Rating : 4/5 (04 Downloads)

Synopsis The Word for Woman Is Wilderness by : Abi Andrews

THE OFFICIAL NORTH AMERICAN EDITION "Beguiling, audacious... rises to its own challenges in engaging intellectually as well as wholeheartedly with its questions about gender, genre and the concept of wilderness. The novel displays wide reading, clever writing and amusing dialogue." —The Guardian This is a new kind of nature writing — one that crosses fiction with science writing and puts gender politics at the center of the landscape. Erin, a 19-year-old girl from middle England, is travelling to Alaska on a journey that takes her through Iceland, Greenland, and across Canada. She is making a documentary about how men are allowed to express this kind of individualism and personal freedom more than women are, based on masculinist ideas of survivalism and the shunning of society: the “Mountain Man.” She plans to culminate her journey with an experiment: living in a cabin in the Alaskan wilderness, a la Thoreau, to explore it from a feminist perspective. The book is a fictional time capsule curated by Erin, comprising of personal narrative, fact, anecdote, images and maps, on subjects as diverse as The Golden Records, Voyager 1, the moon landings, the appropriation of Native land and culture, Rachel Carson, The Order of The Dolphin, The Doomsday Clock, Ted Kaczynski, Valentina Tereshkova, Jack London, Thoreau, Darwin, Nuclear war, The Letters of Last Resort and the pill, amongst many other topics. "Refreshingly outward-looking in a literary culture that turns ever inward to the self, although it still has profound moments of introspection. Uplifting, with a thirsty curiosity, the writing is playful and exuberant. Riffing on feminist ideas but unlimited in scope, Andrews focuses our attention on our beautiful, doomed planet, and the astonishing things we have yet to discover." —Ruth McKee, The Irish Times

Beyond Uncommon Boundaries

Beyond Uncommon Boundaries
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Publisher : Lulu.com
Total Pages : 162
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ISBN-10 : 9781387346844
ISBN-13 : 1387346849
Rating : 4/5 (44 Downloads)

Synopsis Beyond Uncommon Boundaries by : Sherry Marie Gallagher

'Beyond Uncommon Boundaries' is the second volume of richly collected imagery that invites readers into the poet, storyteller and songwriter's life's journey - her evocative thoughts and imagination leads you through different landscapes and boundaries.

The Clarke Papers

The Clarke Papers
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 526
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ISBN-10 : BSB:BSB11481228
ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 (28 Downloads)

Synopsis The Clarke Papers by : Charles H. Firth