I Had the Right to Remain Silent... But I Didn't Have the Ability

I Had the Right to Remain Silent... But I Didn't Have the Ability
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Publisher : New American Library
Total Pages : 324
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ISBN-10 : 045122115X
ISBN-13 : 9780451221155
Rating : 4/5 (5X Downloads)

Synopsis I Had the Right to Remain Silent... But I Didn't Have the Ability by : Ron White

Following Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour to the page, White (affectionately known as RTater SaladS) delivers the laughs in his distinctive and beloved down-home style.

I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability

I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability
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Publisher : Penguin
Total Pages : 222
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ISBN-10 : 9781101043127
ISBN-13 : 1101043121
Rating : 4/5 (27 Downloads)

Synopsis I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability by : Ron White

From Ron White, the man known by fans (and law enforcement officials) as “Tater Salad,” comes a collection of his greatest hits and bits from his onstage shows, as well as some fo the more “interesting” stories from his life before comedy, while on the road, in the spotlight and out of his mind. After years working as a journeyman comic, struggling from one gig to the next, Ron White struck gold the Blue Collar Comedy phenomenon, including three feature-length concert films, television appearances, and his blockbuster comedy albums and DVDs Drunk in Public, They Call Me “Tater Salad,” and You Can’t Fix Stupid. Here, Ron brings his unique brand of humor to the page, accompanied by hilarious illustrations by acclaimed cartoonist Matthew Shultz. For both hard-core “Tater” fans and first timers, this is Ron White at his very best.

How to Stay Afloat in the Academic Library Job Pool

How to Stay Afloat in the Academic Library Job Pool
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Publisher : American Library Association
Total Pages : 154
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780838910801
ISBN-13 : 0838910807
Rating : 4/5 (01 Downloads)

Synopsis How to Stay Afloat in the Academic Library Job Pool by : Teresa Y. Neely

But whether job-hunters are jumping into the job pool for the very first time, or back in the water after a dry spell, Neely and her crack team of expert contributors have the information needed to stay afloat.

1,037 One Liner Jokes

1,037 One Liner Jokes
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Publisher : Lulu.com
Total Pages : 34
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ISBN-10 : 9781387277483
ISBN-13 : 1387277480
Rating : 4/5 (83 Downloads)

Synopsis 1,037 One Liner Jokes by : Matthew Hovey

1,037 one liners that will have you roll on the floor laughing. These one liners are hilarious.

Love Me Or Else

Love Me Or Else
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Publisher : Macmillan
Total Pages : 289
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780312540821
ISBN-13 : 0312540825
Rating : 4/5 (21 Downloads)

Synopsis Love Me Or Else by : Colin McEvoy

The true story of a devoted pastor, a fatal jealousy, and the murder that rocked a small town.

Still Speaking with the Stars

Still Speaking with the Stars
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Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages : 173
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ISBN-10 : 9781469138633
ISBN-13 : 1469138638
Rating : 4/5 (33 Downloads)

Synopsis Still Speaking with the Stars by : Bob Benson

Theyre back and theyre sharing! Now the second verbal dance with the stars features over 1250 of the best sounding quotes of all time. These are chosen with the ear in mind and designed to bridge the wide gap between yawn and smile or knowing nod. So talk on!

Fishin' With Bubba

Fishin' With Bubba
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Publisher : Derek Allan Herring
Total Pages : 45
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ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 ( Downloads)

Synopsis Fishin' With Bubba by : Derek Allan Herring

Fishin' With Bubba is a set of humorous short stories about fishing that the Author has witnessed over the years.

More One Liners, Jokes and Gags

More One Liners, Jokes and Gags
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Publisher : Biteback Publishing
Total Pages : 298
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781849546720
ISBN-13 : 184954672X
Rating : 4/5 (20 Downloads)

Synopsis More One Liners, Jokes and Gags by : Grant Tucker

After making us laugh out loud with 5,000 Great One-Liners, Grant Tucker goes one better with this uproarious sequel! More One-Liners is another hilarious volume of the finest quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks known to humanity. From twists on the classics to modern greats, from A-grade antics to X-rated gags, from jokes you could tell your mother to jokes about yo momma, there's something short, sweet and wickedly clever for everyone in this definitive volume.

Tough Calls

Tough Calls
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Publisher : Business Expert Press
Total Pages : 246
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781631576911
ISBN-13 : 1631576917
Rating : 4/5 (11 Downloads)

Synopsis Tough Calls by : Linda D. Henman

As my clients emerged from the global economic turmoil that began in 2008, I began to see what others didn’t see. Something was standing in their way—usually the unwillingness or inability to make a critical decision. They thought they needed more—more education, more experience, more time, or more data. They had enough of these, but they lacked the confidence, courage, and optimism to make the tough calls. Through our work together, we learned that when leaders make good decisions, little else matters. When they refuse to make decisions, or show a pattern of making bad ones, nothing else matters. The most successful leaders realized they could no longer push growth. Instead, they had to remove barriers to success—obstacles they had erected themselves. The compelling stories and surprising research findings in this book focus on real people who actively sought professional improvement and personal development. Working together, we mapped out their journeys, identified roadblocks, recognized the wrong turns they had taken, and unlocked their decision-making potential—in some cases, more than doubling the size of their companies. Most of these stories illustrate how and why these leaders succeed, but others serve as warnings about what can happen when leaders refuse to decide.

The Wheel Life Story of Dionte Christian

The Wheel Life Story of Dionte Christian
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Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages : 43
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781664167223
ISBN-13 : 1664167226
Rating : 4/5 (23 Downloads)

Synopsis The Wheel Life Story of Dionte Christian by : Danny Ray Christian

I'm not an advocate for disability issues. Human issues are what interest me. Aimee Mullins The Abolition, Religious Freedom, Civil Rights, Women’s Suffrage, Anti-Poverty, Labor, Right to Life, LGBT, Peace, Anti-War,Veterans, Differently Challenged and Black Lives Matter Movements, were and are all about the same thing, the right of every human to respect, dignity,fair and equal treatment before the law and freedom. So though the focus of this book is about the “Wheel Life of Dionte Christian,” who was born with cerebral palsy, uses a wheelchair and survived a vicious attack on his life at just eleven years old, it highlights the resilience of the human spirit. It is about champions of every color, nationality, faith, class and ability which Dionte calls his brothers and sisters. Dionte asked me to write this book for him because he wants to take the pain of his life and struggles, and use it to help others heal. He decided in the Winter of 2020 that his salvation lies in dedicating his life and gifts to the liberation of the disabled, addicted and depressed from the tyranny of feelings of self-defeat, suicidal ideation and loneliness. He knows that in order to maintain his own sobriety and sanity, he must reach out to those who still suffer with the diseases of addiction, mental illness and depression as well as physical challenges. At the same time it is a Public Education Tool meant to inform everyone about how to best respect the dignity of the physically and mentally challenged in a way that includes them and not exclude them. Dionte lives in Westchester, Illinois. He graduated from Proviso West High School 2008. Completed one year study of Computer Technology at Triton Community College 2009. He frequently volunteers at Shirley Ryan’s Ability Lab and has previously been a volunteer at Easter Seals. His goal is to share his faith, hope and experience with others who are struggling with depression, addictions and physical challenges. Hit him up at [email protected], to schedule his appearance at your venue.