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Author |
: Davide Cali |
Publisher |
: Chronicle Books |
Total Pages |
: 44 |
Release |
: 2014-03-04 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781452135731 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1452135738 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (31 Downloads) |
Synopsis I Didn't Do My Homework Because... by : Davide Cali
How many excuses are there for not doing homework? Let us count the ways: Giant lizards invaded the neighborhood. Elves hid all the pencils. And then there was that problem with carnivorous plants.... The excuses go on and on, each more absurd than the next and escalating to hilarious heights. Featuring detail-rich illustrations by Benjamin Chaud, this book is guaranteed to amuse kids and their parents, not to mention anyone who has experienced a slacker student moment—and isn't that everyone? Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.
Author |
: Benjamin Chaud |
Publisher |
: Chronicle Books |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2015-08-04 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1452141754 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781452141756 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (54 Downloads) |
Synopsis I Didn't Do My Homework Because Doodle Book of Excuses by : Benjamin Chaud
From the creators of Junior Library Guild Selection I Didn't Do My Homework Because... and A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School... comes a laugh-out-loud doodle book inspired by the not-so-true stories that ensue when an assignment is left undone. Silly, absurd, and outrageous excuse-themed art prompts are the springboard for this fun-filled, action-packed doodle extravaganza. Fill in original comics, complete wacky word tales, and use seriously cool sticker sheets for hours of excuse-generating amusement!
Author |
: Gennifer Choldenko |
Publisher |
: Penguin |
Total Pages |
: 290 |
Release |
: 2006-04-20 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781440629631 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1440629633 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (31 Downloads) |
Synopsis Al Capone Does My Shirts by : Gennifer Choldenko
The Newbery Honor Book and New York Times Bestseller that is historical fiction with a hint of mystery about living at Alcatraz not as a prisoner, but as a kid meeting some of the most famous criminals in our history. Al Capone Does My Shirts has become an instant classic for all kids to read! Today I moved to Alcatraz, a twelve-acre rock covered with cement, topped with bird turd and surrounded by water. I'm not the only kid who lives here. There are twenty-three other kids who live on the island because their dads work as guards or cooks or doctors or electricians for the prison, like my dad does. And then there are a ton of murderers, rapists, hit men, con men, stickup men, embezzlers, connivers, burglars, kidnappers and maybe even an innocent man or two, though I doubt it. The convicts we have are the kind other prisons don't want. I never knew prisons could be picky, but I guess they can. You get to Alcatraz by being the worst of the worst. Unless you're me. I came here because my mother said I had to. A Newbery Honor Book A New York Times Bestseller A People magazine "Best kid's Book" An ALA Book for Young Adults An ALA Notable Book A School Library Journal Best Book of the Year A Krikus Reviews Editor's Choice A San Francisco Chronicle Best Book of the Year A Publishers Weekly Best Book of the Year A Parents' Choice Silver Honor Book A New York Public Library "100 Titles for Reading and Sharing" Selection A New York Public Library Best Book for the Teen Age *"Choldenko's pacing is exquisite. . . . [A] great read."—Kirkus Reviews, starred review *"Exceptionally atmospheric, fast-paced and memorable!"—Publishers Weekly, starred review *"The story, told with humor and skill, will fascinate readers."—School Library Journal, starred review "Al is the perfect novel for a young guy or moll who digs books by Gordon Korman, or Louis Sachar."—Time Out New York for Kids "Funny situations and plot twists abound!"—People magazine "Heartstopping in some places, heartrending in others, and most of all, it is heartwarming."—San Francisco Chronicle
Author |
: Blythe Grossberg |
Publisher |
: Harlequin |
Total Pages |
: 219 |
Release |
: 2021-08-17 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780369703156 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0369703154 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (56 Downloads) |
Synopsis I Left My Homework in the Hamptons by : Blythe Grossberg
A captivating memoir about tutoring for Manhattan’s elite, revealing how a life of extreme wealth both helps and harms the children of the one percent. Ben orders daily room service while living in a five-star hotel. Olivia collects luxury brand sneakers worn by celebrities. Dakota jets off to Rome when she needs to avoid drama at school. Welcome to the inner circle of New York’s richest families, where academia is an obsession, wealth does nothing to soothe status anxiety and parents will try just about anything to gain a competitive edge in the college admissions rat race. When Blythe Grossberg first started as a tutor and learning specialist, she had no idea what awaited her inside the high-end apartments of Fifth Avenue. Children are expected to be as efficient and driven as CEOs, starting their days with 5:00 a.m. squash practice and ending them with late-night tutoring sessions. Meanwhile, their powerful parents will do anything to secure one of the precious few spots at the Ivy Leagues, whatever the cost to them or their kids. Through stories of the children she tutors that are both funny and shocking, Grossberg shows us the privileged world of America’s wealthiest families and the systems in place that help them stay on top.
Author |
: Davide Cali |
Publisher |
: Chronicle Books |
Total Pages |
: 37 |
Release |
: 2015-03-03 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781452140742 |
ISBN-13 |
: 145214074X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (42 Downloads) |
Synopsis A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School... by : Davide Cali
First, some giant ants steal breakfast. Then there are the evil ninjas, massive ape, mysterious mole people, giant blob, and countless other daunting (and astonishing) detours along the way to school. Are these excuses really why this student is late? Or is there another explanation that is even more outrageous than the rest? From Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the critically acclaimed author/illustrator team behind I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . comes a fast-paced, actionpacked, laugh-out-loud story about finding the way to school despite the odds—and the unbelievable oddness! Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.
Author |
: Bruce Coville |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 134 |
Release |
: 2014-02-18 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781481415606 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1481415603 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (06 Downloads) |
Synopsis Aliens Ate My Homework by : Bruce Coville
Following the successful repackaging of Bruce Coville’s My Teacher Is an Alien series, great new covers for another popular backlist series from the bestselling author. IT’S THE WEIRDEST ALIEN INVASION EVER! “I cannot tell a lie,” says Rod Allbright. And it’s the truth. Ask him a question and he’s bound to give you an honest answer. Which is why, when his teacher asks what happened to last night’s math assignment, Rod has to give the only answer he can: “Aliens ate my homework, Miss Maloney!” Of course, no one believes Rod this time, so they don’t bother to ask him why the aliens are here. It’s just as well, since he is sworn to silence about their secret mission and the fact that he has been drafted to help them!
Author |
: Dan Gutman |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 168 |
Release |
: 2009-10-27 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781442407091 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1442407093 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (91 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Homework Machine by : Dan Gutman
Doing homework becomes a thing of the past! Meet the D Squad, a foursome of fifth graders at the Grand Canyon School made up of a geek, a class clown, a teacher's pet, and a slacker. They are bound together by one very big secret: the homework machine. Because the machine, code-named Belch, is doing their homework for them, they start spending a lot of time together, attracting a lot of attention. And attention is exactly what you don't want when you are keeping a secret. Before long, things start to get out of control, and Belch becomes much more powerful than they ever imagined. Now the kids are in a race against their own creation, and the loser could end up in jail...or worse!
Author |
: Graham Stanley |
Publisher |
: Cambridge University Press |
Total Pages |
: 263 |
Release |
: 2013-04-04 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781107628809 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1107628806 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (09 Downloads) |
Synopsis Language Learning with Technology by : Graham Stanley
" ... Contains over 130 practical classroom activities suitable for beginners to more advanced learners, incorporating a wide range of up-to-date tools, such as mobile technologies and social networking"--Page 4 of cover.
Author |
: Liza Wiemer |
Publisher |
: Ember |
Total Pages |
: 337 |
Release |
: 2021-08-31 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780593123195 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0593123190 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (95 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Assignment by : Liza Wiemer
Inspired by a real-life incident, this riveting novel explores the dangerous impact discrimination and antisemitism have on one community when a school assignment goes terribly wrong. Would you defend the indefensible? That's what seniors Logan March and Cade Crawford are asked to do when a favorite teacher instructs a group of students to argue for the Final Solution--the Nazi plan for the genocide of the Jewish people. Logan and Cade decide they must take a stand, and soon their actions draw the attention of the student body, the administration, and the community at large. But not everyone feels as Logan and Cade do--after all, isn't a school debate just a school debate? It's not long before the situation explodes, and acrimony and anger result. Based on true events, The Assignment asks: What does it take for tolerance, justice, and love to prevail? "An important look at a critical moment in history through a modern lens showcasing the power of student activism." --SLJ
Author |
: Matt de la Peña |
Publisher |
: Delacorte Press |
Total Pages |
: 370 |
Release |
: 2009-10-13 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780375893834 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0375893830 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (34 Downloads) |
Synopsis We Were Here by : Matt de la Peña
Newbery Award-winning author Matt de la Peña's We Were Here is a "fast, funny, smart, and heartbreaking" novel [Booklist]. When it happened, Miguel was sent to Juvi. The judge gave him a year in a group home—said he had to write in a journal so some counselor could try to figure out how he thinks. The judge had no idea that he actually did Miguel a favor. Ever since it happened, his mom can’t even look at him in the face. Any home besides his would be a better place to live. But Miguel didn’t bet on meeting Rondell or Mong or on any of what happened after they broke out. He only thought about Mexico and getting to the border to where he could start over. Forget his mom. Forget his brother. Forget himself. Life usually doesn’ t work out how you think it will, though. And most of the time, running away is the quickest path right back to what you’re running from. From the streets of Stockton to the beaches of Venice, all the way to the Mexican border, We Were Here follows a journey of self-discovery by a boy who is trying to forgive himself in an unforgiving world. "Fast, funny, smart, and heartbreaking...The contemporary survival adventure will keep readers hooked."-Booklist "This gripping story about underprivileged teens is a rewarding read."-VOYA "A furiously paced and gripping novel."-Publishers Weekly "A story of friendship that will appeal to teens and will engage the most reluctant readers."-Kirkus Reviews An ALA-YALSA Best Book for Young Readers An ALA-YALSA Quick Pick for Reluctant Readers A Junior Library Guild Selection