How Not to Murder Your Husband

How Not to Murder Your Husband
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Publisher : Pan Macmillan
Total Pages : 324
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ISBN-10 : 0330457551
ISBN-13 : 9780330457552
Rating : 4/5 (51 Downloads)

Synopsis How Not to Murder Your Husband by : Stephanie Calman

The idea for this book came when Stephanie began making a list of things that annoy her about her husband, and found how hard it was, once she had started, to stop. Here are the first Ten Things, just to give you an idea. He: Leaves the bread unwrapped after making toast so it goes stale; writes illegible names and addresses on things like Christmas cards then tells her off when she try to amend them; breathes really loudly when he's asleep - 'I wasn't SNORING' - so that it's like being woken every night at 2am by Darth Vader. And not in a sexy, black cloak, galaxy ruling sort of way; says, 'I'm putting you in charge of that' as if he's doing her a favour when he wants to get out of doing something; says, 'Well, let's not make a problem out of it, shall we?' Before ignoring the thing she's just told him about that's really bugging her and that she wants him to fix; doesn't fix things the minute she asks him to; manages to get the children to bed with far less yelling than she does; always sees the other side in an argument, i.e., the side that isn't hers; and adores her mother. Viciously funny, touchingly honest and only too true, this is Stephanie Calman at her brilliant best.

How Not to Kill Your Husband

How Not to Kill Your Husband
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Publisher : SCB International
Total Pages : 101
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ISBN-10 : 9780982933664
ISBN-13 : 0982933665
Rating : 4/5 (64 Downloads)

Synopsis How Not to Kill Your Husband by : Sandra Cabot

Balancing your hormones can save your marriage, as well as your husband's life.

How Not To Kill

How Not To Kill
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 156
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ISBN-10 : 9781478709046
ISBN-13 : 1478709049
Rating : 4/5 (46 Downloads)

Synopsis How Not To Kill by : Nealy Brown; Sarah Tierney; Shannon Hunt

"Out of all the relationship books I’ve read, this one's at the top of my list! The first book I would recommend to anyone. It's funny, inspiring, with incredibly powerful ideas." – Dr. Mike Nichols “The principles in this book have literally changed my life, and given me practical tools for every relationship. I am confident it can do the same for you, wherever you are on your journey." – Melissa Drobnak “This book gives hope to the hopeless relationship. Each chapter gets straight to the heart of relationship issues and provides the know how to make change happen.” – Chelsea Wells Filled with moments to make you laugh, stories to inspire you, and insights to find effective solutions, these pages contain tools for every relationship you face. Developed from decades of research and clinical experience, Dr. Nealy Brown has introduced thousands across the globe to these life changing truths. Learn how to navigate difficult situations, quickly end conflicts, and touch cold hearts, even in your most challenging relationships, through simple, practical methods. Discover true stories of people facing impossible bosses, shattered marriages, and distant kids, and the steps that lead to amazing relationships where you never before thought it was possible. Restore your marriage even after your spouse has walked out. Heal that relationship with your teenager who’s slipping away. Revive your work life in the job you dread to face each day. Strengthen your healthy relationships even further.

How Not to Hate Your Husband After Kids

How Not to Hate Your Husband After Kids
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Publisher : Little, Brown
Total Pages : 240
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ISBN-10 : 9780316267113
ISBN-13 : 0316267112
Rating : 4/5 (13 Downloads)

Synopsis How Not to Hate Your Husband After Kids by : Jancee Dunn

"Get this for your pregnant friends, or yourself" (People): a hilariously candid account of one woman's quest to bring her post-baby marriage back from the brink, with life-changing, real-world advice. Recommended by Nicole Cliffe in Slate Featured in People Picks A Red Tricycle Best Baby and Toddler Parenting Book of the Year One of Mother magazine's favorite parenting books of the Year How Not To Hate Your Husband After Kids tackles the last taboo subject of parenthood: the startling, white-hot fury that new (and not-so-new) mothers often have for their mates. After Jancee Dunn had her baby, she found that she was doing virtually all the household chores, even though she and her husband worked equal hours. She asked herself: How did I become the 'expert' at changing a diaper? Many expectant parents spend weeks researching the best crib or safest car seat, but spend little if any time thinking about the titanic impact the baby will have on their marriage - and the way their marriage will affect their child. Enter Dunn, her well-meaning but blithely unhelpful husband, their daughter, and her boisterous extended family, who show us the ways in which outmoded family patterns and traditions thwart the overworked, overloaded parents of today. On the brink of marital Armageddon, Dunn plunges into the latest relationship research, solicits the counsel of the country's most renowned couples' and sex therapists, canvasses fellow parents, and even consults an FBI hostage negotiator on how to effectively contain an "explosive situation." Instead of having the same fights over and over, Dunn and her husband must figure out a way to resolve their larger issues and fix their family while there is still time. As they discover, adding a demanding new person to your relationship means you have to reevaluate -- and rebuild -- your marriage. In an exhilarating twist, they work together to save the day, happily returning to the kind of peaceful life they previously thought was the sole province of couples without children. Part memoir, part self-help book with actionable and achievable advice, How Not To Hate Your Husband After Kids is an eye-opening look at how the man who got you into this position in this first place is the ally you didn't know you had.

First We'll Kill My Husband

First We'll Kill My Husband
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Publisher : Pinnacle Books
Total Pages : 340
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780786032044
ISBN-13 : 0786032049
Rating : 4/5 (44 Downloads)

Synopsis First We'll Kill My Husband by : Lyn Riddle

A Murdered Husband. . . Gulf War veteran Doug Gissendaner would do anything for a friend, a stranger, or the wife who broke every rule in the marriage book. Now, investigators were scouring the Georgia woods not far from Doug's home. They'd already found the charred wreckage of his car. They knew they were looking for a body. . . A Hitman Who Killed For Love. . . Gregory Owen had been having an on-again, off-again affair with Doug's wife for years. Then Kelly Gissendaner told Greg it was time for her husband to die. With a knife and a plan, Greg forced Doug to drive into the woods. When Greg finished his savage, cold-blooded deed, Kelly showed up to make sure Doug was dead. A Woman On Death Row. . . This is the astounding true story of the only woman on Georgia's Death Row and the chilling, account of how she got there. From the hold Kelly had over a good and decent man to her dramatic, controversial trial, First We'll Kill My Husband captures the lies, schemes, and manipulations of a woman totally bent on murder. . . Includes 16 pages of shocking photos! Lyn Riddle is a freelance writer and journalist whose work regularly appears in The New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and The Atlanta Constitution. She is the author of Family Blood: The Murder that Shattered an All-American Home and Ashes to Ashes. She lives in Simpsonville (near Greenville), SC.

I Did Not Kill My Husband

I Did Not Kill My Husband
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 248
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ISBN-10 : 9781628724677
ISBN-13 : 1628724676
Rating : 4/5 (77 Downloads)

Synopsis I Did Not Kill My Husband by : Liu Zhenyun

Li Xuelian, married to Qin Yuhe, is pregnant with their second child. Happy news? Not in China, with its one-child policy. It is a crime. What is she to do? Her only option is divorcing before the second child is born. “Once the baby has entered into the household registry, we’ll marry again. The baby will be born after the divorce, so we’ll each have one child when we marry again. No law says couples with one child can’t marry.” Perfect! Except that after the divorce, Qin marries . . . another woman who is expecting a baby. Mad with rage, Li runs to the judge begging him to declare the divorce a sham so she may remarry and truly divorce the fool! Liu’s politically charged plot reads like an absurd and hilarious comedy, softening what moves from a harsh indictment of China’s one-child law to a head-on critique of China’s corrupt system. I Did Not Kill My Husband is storytelling and satire of the highest order, sharp-edged and ironic. Skyhorse Publishing, as well as our Arcade, Yucca, and Good Books imprints, are proud to publish a broad range of books for readers interested in fiction—novels, novellas, political and medical thrillers, comedy, satire, historical fiction, romance, erotic and love stories, mystery, classic literature, folklore and mythology, literary classics including Shakespeare, Dumas, Wilde, Cather, and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.

My Husband's Trying to Kill Me!

My Husband's Trying to Kill Me!
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Publisher : HarperPrism
Total Pages : 382
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0061099678
ISBN-13 : 9780061099670
Rating : 4/5 (78 Downloads)

Synopsis My Husband's Trying to Kill Me! by : Jim Schutze

The riveting true account of Texas socialite Linda DeSilva, who participated in an FBI sting operation to escape her husband's attempts on her life. Written with her full cooperation, this shocking story details how Linda's husband, Robert Edelman, hired a professional killer after she had asked him for a divorce. Optioned for TV. Photographs.

Keep Calm and Kill Your Wife

Keep Calm and Kill Your Wife
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 200
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ISBN-10 : 1626527644
ISBN-13 : 9781626527645
Rating : 4/5 (44 Downloads)

Synopsis Keep Calm and Kill Your Wife by : Lucky Stevens

What if you just found out that the man you ve been sleeping next to all these years is going to kill you? Or even worse. What if you didn t find out until it was too late? Summer Smith's romantic vacation for two is about to go terribly wrong. Not only does her husband, Hart, have a mistress, but it's someone she knows--her first cousin, Brandy, who is conspiring to kill her on this little trip for two. With her back against the wall, can Summer keep it together while she figures out what to do about her would-be killer and husband of ten years, before it s too late? And will she even get the chance? In an odd twist of fate her problems may be solved by a freak occurrence. But at what price? One part Double Indemnity, two parts The Postman Always Rings Twice, and multiple parts twists, turns and surprises, KEEP CALM AND KILL YOUR WIFE is Stevens latest high-tension Hitchcockian suspense thriller that will keep you guessing until its very last nail-biting page."

How to Kill Your Best Friend

How to Kill Your Best Friend
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Publisher : Penguin
Total Pages : 320
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ISBN-10 : 9780593098714
ISBN-13 : 0593098714
Rating : 4/5 (14 Downloads)

Synopsis How to Kill Your Best Friend by : Lexie Elliott

If you suspected your best friend, the person you were closest to in the whole world, was a murderer, what would you do? Would you confront her? Would you help keep her secret? Or would you begin to feel afraid? Most importantly, why don't you feel safe now that she's dead? From the author of The French Girl comes a novel full of secrets, suspense, and deadly twists. Georgie, Lissa, and Bronwyn have been inseparable since dominating their college swim team; swimming has always been an escape from their own problems, but now their shared passion has turned deadly. How can it be true that Lissa, the strongest swimmer they know, drowned? Granted, there is something strange about Kanu Cove, where Lissa was last seen, swimming off the coast of the fabulous island resort she owned with her husband. Lissa’s closest friends gather at the resort to honor her life, but Georgie and Bron can’t seem to stop looking over their shoulders. Danger lurks beneath the surface of the crystal-clear water, and even their luxurious private villas can’t help them feel safe. As the weather turns ominous, trapping the funeral guests together on the island, nobody knows who they can trust. Lissa’s death was only the beginning....

The Empowered Wife, Updated and Expanded Edition

The Empowered Wife, Updated and Expanded Edition
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Publisher : BenBella Books, Inc.
Total Pages : 280
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781944648602
ISBN-13 : 1944648607
Rating : 4/5 (02 Downloads)

Synopsis The Empowered Wife, Updated and Expanded Edition by : Laura Doyle

Can a wife single-handedly bring a boring or broken marriage back to life? This improved and expanded edition of Laura Doyle's acclaimed First, Kill All the Marriage Counselors features real-life success stories from empowered wives who have done just that—and provides a step-by-step guide to revitalizing your own marriage. Laura Doyle's marriage was in trouble, and couples counseling wasn't helping. On the brink of divorce, she decided to talk to women who'd been happily married for over a decade, and their advice stunned her. From it, she distilled Six Intimacy Skills—woman-centric practices that ended her overwhelm and resentment, restoring the playfulness and passion in her marriage. Now an internationally-recognized relationship coach, Doyle has shared her secrets with women around the globe, saving thousands of marriages with her fresh, revolutionary approach. Practical and counter-intuitive, the Six Intimacy Skills are about focusing on your own desires and transforming your own life—not bending over backwards to transform your husband. Incorporating these skills will empower you to: Attract his attention like a magnet when you relax more and do less Receive affection not because you told him to make more of an effort, but because he naturally seeks you out Feel more like yourself—and like yourself more If you've been trying to "fix" your relationship and it's not working, maybe the problem was never you, or your husband, or even the two of you as a couple. Maybe the problem is that nobody ever taught you the skills you need to foster respect, tenderness, and consideration. With humor and heart, The Empowered Wife shows you how to improve your relationship in ways you hadn't thought possible. You'll join a worldwide community of over 150,000 empowered wives who finally have the marriages they dreamed of when they said "I do."