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Author |
: Jay Louis |
Publisher |
: Gallery Books |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2008-07-08 |
ISBN-10 |
: 141695788X |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781416957881 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (8X Downloads) |
Synopsis Hot Chicks with Douchebags by : Jay Louis
Greasy foreheads. Spiky frosted hair. Oiled-up faces dripping with Tag Body Shot spray. Armani Exchange T-shirts and rank cologne wafting off their backs like fetid pollen clouds as they pump their fists and attempt to grind into any hotties nearby. Young beauties oblivious to the hulking monstrosity clutching at their butts like snapping turtles on Red Bull. From sea to douchey sea, ours is a culture plagued by this festering blight. By the dark forces of über-douchebaggery. How did this happen? What can we do to confront the douchebag/hottie plague that rots our collective souls like boils sent by a wrathful and angry God? And how can you recover if you or your loved one is 'bag? Now, for the first time, there is an answer to those questions that haunt our collective will and sap our culture of any claim to societal advance: Why hottie/douchebaggery? Why now? And why are douche-faces so silly? In this book we dissect, analyze, contemplate and mock the rank douchescrotes that pollute our country's hottie supply on a daily basis. Every branch of the douche-tree will be examined. Every corner of our cultural rot will be exposed. And if we can lust after their hotties along the way, then all the better.
Author |
: The Phat Phree |
Publisher |
: Crown |
Total Pages |
: 194 |
Release |
: 2006-12-26 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780767926409 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0767926404 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (09 Downloads) |
Synopsis Look at My Striped Shirt! by : The Phat Phree
Target. Observe. Ridicule. You run into them every day—the striped-shirt guy, the karaoke master, the dude with a pencil-thin beard, the guy who won’t shut up about his fantasy football team—characters who annoy, irritate, and incense us all. Based on the wildly popular essay on ThePhatPhree.com by Mike Polk, this book is a look inside the heads of the most infuriating douchebags on Earth. It’s the best of ThePhatPhree.com plus more than fifty all-new, hilarious pieces written by some of your favorite writers from this site. Everyone’s (Least) Favorite, The Striped-Shirt Guy … I will valet tonight! I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him. I will tell him, “Take it easy on the brakes, champ”! When I do not hook up with a girl at the club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks” and wait in line at another bar, only to strike out again! Your “Cool” High School Teacher … Here are some things I allow in my class that other teachers don’t: eating, drinking, swearing, dancing, smoking, fighting, cell phones, Texas hold ’em, iPods, and sex. Like my Goo Goo Dolls tee? Anyone else here down with the Dolls? No? Me either. I’m just wearing it as a goof. The Guy with Amazing Taste in Music … Personally, I haven’t listened to the radio in fifteen years. If you have ever heard a band on the radio, then I can assure you, I am not a fan. I stopped listening to American music about ten years ago.
Author |
: K.A. Tucker |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 384 |
Release |
: 2014-06-24 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781476740522 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1476740526 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (22 Downloads) |
Synopsis Five Ways to Fall by : K.A. Tucker
Sometimes you can’t change—and sometimes you just don’t want to. Read Ben’s side of the Ten Tiny Breaths story in this romantic coming of age novel by the beloved, top-selling indie author praised for her “likeable characters, steamy liaisons, and surprising plot twists” (Kirkus Reviews). Purple-haired, sharp-tongued Reese MacKay knows all about making the wrong choice; she’s made plenty of them in her twenty-odd-years. So when her impulsive, short-lived marriage ends in heartbreak, she decides it’s time for a change. She moves to Miami with the intention of hitting reset on her irresponsible life, and she does quite well…aside from an epically humiliating one-night stand in Cancun with a hot blond bouncer named Ben. Thank God she can get on a plane and leave that mistake behind her. Football scholarship and frat parties with hot chicks? Part of charmer Ben Morris’s plan. Blown knee that kills any hope of a professional football career? So not part of the plan. Luckily Ben has brains to go with his knockout looks and magnetism. After three long years of balancing law school with his job as a bouncer at Penny’s Palace, he’s ready to lead a more mature life—until his first day of work, when he finds himself in the office of that crazy, hot chick he met in Cancun. The one he hasn’t stopped thinking about. If Ben truly were a smart guy, he’d stay clear of Reese. She’s the boss’s stepdaughter and it’s been made very clear that office romances are grounds for dismissal. Plus, rumor has it she’s trouble. The only problem is, he likes trouble, especially when it’s so good-looking…
Author |
: Harlan Coben |
Publisher |
: Dutton |
Total Pages |
: 482 |
Release |
: 2015-02-10 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780451414120 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0451414128 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (20 Downloads) |
Synopsis Missing You by : Harlan Coben
When she spots her ex-fiancé's photo on an online dating site, NYPD Detective Kat Donovan reaches out to him, hoping to rekindle the past, but her hope turns to suspicion and then terror as an unspeakable conspiracy is revealed.
Author |
: Kelley Armstrong |
Publisher |
: Harper Collins |
Total Pages |
: 364 |
Release |
: 2011-04-12 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780062077073 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0062077074 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (73 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Gathering by : Kelley Armstrong
Strange things are happening in Maya's tiny Vancouver Island town. First, her friend Serena, the captain of the swim team, drowns mysteriously in the middle of a calm lake. Then, one year later, mountain lions are spotted rather frequently around Maya's home—and her reactions to them are somewhat . . . unexpected. Her best friend, Daniel, has also been experiencing unexplainable premonitions about certain people and situations. It doesn't help that the new bad boy in town, Rafe, has a dangerous secret, and he's interested in one special part of Maya's anatomy—her paw-print birthmark.
Author |
: Jamie McGuire |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 416 |
Release |
: 2012-11-27 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781476719078 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1476719071 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (78 Downloads) |
Synopsis Beautiful Disaster Signed Limited Edition by : Jamie McGuire
Abby Abernathy is re-inventing herself as the good girl as she begins her freshman year at college, which is why she must resist lean, cut, and tattooed Travis Maddox, a classic bad boy.
Author |
: Margaret Mallory |
Publisher |
: MARGARET MALLORY AUTHOR |
Total Pages |
: 386 |
Release |
: 2014-09-15 |
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: |
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Rating |
: 4/5 ( Downloads) |
Synopsis CAPTURED BY A LAIRD by : Margaret Mallory
THE DOUGLAS LEGACY The Douglas sisters, beauties all, are valuable pawns in their family's bitter struggle to control the Scottish Crown. But when powerful enemies threaten, each Douglas lass will find she must face them alone. CAPTURED BY A LAIRD Haunted by his father's violent death, David Hume, the new laird of Wedderburn, sets out to make his name so feared that no one will dare harm his family again. The treacherous ally who played on his father's weakness is dead and beyond David's vengeance, but his castle and young widow are ripe for the taking. The moment David lays eyes on the dark-haired beauty defending her wee daughters, however, he knows this frail-looking lass is the one person who could bring him to his knees. Wed at thirteen to a man who tried daily to break her spirit, Lady Alison Douglas is looking forward to a long widowhood. But when the fearsome warrior known as the Beast of Wedderburn storms her gates, she finds herself, once again, forced to wed a stranger. Alison is only a pawn to serve his vengeance, so why does this dark warrior arouse such fiery passion and an unwelcome longing in her heart? With death and danger looming, these two wounded souls must learn to trust each other...for only love can save them.
Author |
: Alana Albertson |
Publisher |
: Bolero Books, LLC (new account) |
Total Pages |
: 263 |
Release |
: 2014-02-23 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780989624381 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0989624382 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (81 Downloads) |
Synopsis Invincible by : Alana Albertson
Author |
: Kendall Ryan |
Publisher |
: Kendall Ryan |
Total Pages |
: 203 |
Release |
: 2019-04-23 |
ISBN-10 |
: |
ISBN-13 |
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Rating |
: 4/5 ( Downloads) |
Synopsis Junk Mail by : Kendall Ryan
It all started with a sexy selfie. Texted to the wrong number. Oops. Not my finest moment—but I have nothing to be ashamed of. She thought I was no better, and I quote, than the knuckle-dragging douche-bags she was never dating again. It was a stupid dare from a girl I’d met online, but since she’d given me a fake number, I didn’t feel bad that my interests were suddenly focused elsewhere—on the fiery and sharp-tongued, Peyton that I found myself sparring with over text for the rest of the evening. The following day, my case of mistaken identity came back to bite me in the banana. When I strolled into the office, I was introduced to Peyton as the new client I needed to win over. The Peyton , in case you're not tracking. And let’s just say she had my full attention. Brains? Check. Beauty? Oh yeah. And the best part? She hated me on sight. Dear God, do I love a challenge. Let the games begin.
Author |
: Victoria Scott |
Publisher |
: Entangled: Teen |
Total Pages |
: 332 |
Release |
: 2013-04-02 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781620612439 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1620612437 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (39 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Collector by : Victoria Scott
"Witty, and so intriguing. I started reading and didn't want to stop. Victoria Scott is a fabulous new voice in YA.” —C.C. Hunter, author of the New York Times bestselling series SHADOW FALLS Dante Walker is flippin' awesome, and he knows it. His good looks, killer charm, and stellar confidence has made him one of Hell's best — a soul collector. His job is simple, weed through humanity and label those round rears with a big red good or bad stamp. Old Saint Nick gets the good guys, and he gets the fun ones. Bag-and-tag. Sealing souls is nothing personal. Dante's an equal opportunity collector and doesn't want it any other way. But he'll have to adjust, because Boss Man has given him a new assignment: Collect Charlie Cooper's soul within 10 days. Dante doesn't know why Boss Man wants Charlie, nor does he care. This assignment means only one thing to him, and that's a permanent ticket out of Hell. But after Dante meets the quirky, Nerd Alert chick he's come to collect—he realizes this assignment will test his abilities as a collector, and uncover emotions long ago buried. The Dante Walker series is best enjoyed in order. Reading Order: Book #1 The Collector Book #2 The Liberator Book #3 The Warrior