Mary DeGregorio decides her family should take their first cruise-catapulting them into the vacation from hell. Their humorous adventure begins with a wild bus ride through the streets of New York City, the all to rapid education of young Jennifer, Mary's attempt to save the morals of a priest to make up for the incident with the Pope, and, most of all, eldest son's-B.A.D. and his boys- clash with a group of jewel thieves. The wild cruise culminates in a fierce firefight as 'Horseshit' Harry and his gang attempts their escape with the jewels. This all confirms Al DeGregorio's simple philosophy of life -..it Happens! This is never more evident than when B.A.D. and his boys struggle to escape from the jewel thieves: "Frozen by the headlights like deer, Big Louie and Rosie naked, they were resigned to the failure of their escape. They were dead meat."

In a few short pages, you will learn how to use shit correctly in all social situations; how to introduce shit to toddlers and school kids; how to build shit into your everyday speech; how to include shit in all forms of writing, including business letters; how to measure shit; and how to make shit work for you and the entire family. More shit than you ever could fit in your brain.

Welcome to "Reality Coverbooks", where we've taken the most relevant subject matters and decided to leave the content to your imagination, so we left the inside blank. That's right! just a title page, a perfect quote to match the subject title and many blank pages with lines, for you to write your own lines. It's a perfect gift, greeting card, notebook, personal journal, a game, conversation piece, or the beginning of your own bestseller! It's better than a book, and with almost 100 titles, it'll be difficult for you to pick just one!

The only thing more embarrassing than being called a dirty word is not knowing what it means! This humorous guide will teach you the most commonly used obscenities, insults, and curses used in the English language. The Slangman Guide to DIRTY ENGLISH offers you over 1,200 popular words and expressions, followed by a clear definition, plus two example sentences used in context. In some cases, you will find a Learn More section directly below the example sentences. This section offers helpful details on pronunciation, synonyms, variations, and special information on how to sound like an American.

'Glory Days' is an action/adventure story of fiction about a battle-hardened Navy Seal, Master Chief Jay Johnson, who is contemplating retirement from his military service after a long exciting and highly decorated career. His old and dying ex-commander bequeaths his classic yacht, 'Glory Days' to Jay and soon thereafter the high-seas adventures begin. Death and destruction seem to follow in the wake of the 'Glory Days'. Come follow the crew as they are plunged into a sea of chaos and carnage as they battle smugglers and terrorists in the Sea of Cortez. Keywords: Action, Adventure, Navy Seal, Military, Special Operations, Terrorists, Yachting, Drug-Smugglers ,CIA, Homeland Security

After growing up to be very different people, four men tackle the challenges of relationships, the Italian mafia, and the FBI while showing everyone around them what it takes to be a true friend. Alex Blue, Cyprus Kane, Anthony Games, and Lorenzo Dali were inseparable as children. Now a photographer, a jazz artist, a professional thief, and a detective, their friendship is complex and complicated. Alexander Blue struggles with both depression and obsession with the love of his life. Lorenzo Dali is the reincarnation of Miles Davis and he has the attitude to match. Anthony and Cyprus are criminal and cop, friend and foe, and it's only a matter of time before their relationship comes to an explosive conclusion. The drama that unfolds between the four friends is fast-paced and gripping. Author Kimani Kinyua creates twists and turns that will leave readers speechless and eager to discover who makes it to the end and who doesn't.

Fact or fiction? Current events in the City of Toronto echo the plot of Robert Rotenberg’s latest legal thriller Stranglehold. Everyone is saying he predicted the future for Toronto’s mayor. Read it and find out! Ripped from the headlines, Stranglehold is bestselling author Robert Rotenberg’s most shocking book yet, featuring Detective Ari Greene in the fight of his life. It is just after Labour Day and the city is kicking into gear. All eyes are on the hotly contested election for Toronto’s next mayor and crime is the big issue. Greene is no stranger to the worst of what the city has to offer, but even he is unprepared for what happens next when he stumbles upon a horrific homicide. In one nightmare moment his world is flipped upside down. Soon Greene is pitted against his young protégé, Daniel Kennicott, who arrests him for first-degree murder. Tied down on house arrest as he awaits his trial, Greene has to find a way to clear his name, and also must face some very hard truths: that he didn’t really know the people he believed in most; that there are unseen forces at work prepared to see him take the fall; and most of all, that he should never underestimate the price people will pay for love. Eerily reminiscent of the scandal surrounding the current Toronto mayor, Stranglehold is Rotenberg’s fourth gripping mystery set on the streets and in the courtrooms of the city, capturing audiences with his masterful knowledge of the intricacies of the criminal justice system and feel for the emotions that make people tick.

Unleash your inner rebel with Heavy Duty People, the gritty British crime thriller that redefines the genre and introduces the world to Biker Noir. From the mean streets of a gang-infested neighbourhood to the ruthless realm of vicious gangsters, this explosive tale is a raw and unfiltered account of life on the edge. Brace yourself for a heart-pounding journey as you join Damage and his brothers, riding their thunderous bikes across the untamed Northern fells. When the coveted offer from The Brethren MC lands at Damage's club, tensions rise, and loyalties are tested. Will they remain true to their brotherhood, or will the allure of power and wealth drive them apart? As the wheels spin and the wind howls, long-buried secrets and a history steeped in blood-soaked oil threaten to resurface. The question is, can they survive the storm? Step into the dangerous underworld where deals are made in shadows and adrenaline flows through their veins. Heavy Duty People exposes the high-stakes game of supply and demand, where the risks are deadly, but the rewards are intoxicating. You'll never look at a party snort or a club tab the same way again, realizing that someone like you, someone who craves the rush, had to make it happen. But it's not just the world of narcotics that will leave you questioning your own moral compass. Reflect on the society we live in, where big tobacco profits from selling death, and perhaps you unknowingly contribute to their success through your investments. Suddenly, the line between guilt and innocence blurs. Are you ready to experience a no-holds-barred exploration of brotherhood, betrayal, and the high-stakes world of the two-wheeled outlaws? Heavy Duty People will grab you by the throat, shake you to your core, and leave you breathless for more. Don't miss this unapologetic masterpiece that will make you question everything you thought you knew about crime fiction. Prepare for the ride of your life.