The Largest Disney Joke Book On AMAZON! We wanted to make a Disney Joke book that was EASY to read. SHORT and to the point! What kid doesn't like corny jokes? Clean, wholesome funny jokes written in a small, easy to carry book for a backpack, bringing along on a long car ride, or to hold in a small hand. Example Jokes # 25. How does Wall-e eat guacamole? with microchips # 38. What Did The Woody Say When Slinky Left? Doggone! # 60. Whats Buzz Lightyears favorite dance move? The Moon Walk # 76. What did Jack Skellington order at the restaurant? Spare ribs!!! # 115. Why was Chip 'n Dale late to Disneyland? Traffic was NUTS. # 267. Where did Jessica and Rodger Rabbit go after there wedding? On a BUNNYMOON! # 309. Why is Yoda's garden always so beautiful? Because he has 2 green thumbs. Other Disney joke books are OUTDATED and irrelevant, We added only the NEWEST Disney, Pixar, Marvel, and Starwars Jokes for 2020! This book has it all! 450 Disney Jokes from movies like.... Mary Poppins, Petes Dragon, The Brave Little Toaster, Oliver & Company, The Mighty Ducks, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Mulan, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Wreck it Ralph, Brave, Lion King, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and The Beast, Aladdin, Frozen, Snow White, Cinderella, Pocahontas, Pinocchio, Bambi, Hercules, MOANA, Lilo & Stitch, Tangled, Jungle Book, Peter Pan, Dumbo, Alice In Wonderland, Winnie The Pooh, Sleeping Beauty, 101 Dalmatians, and MUCH MORE!

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A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!

800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!

Offers a collection of jokes inspired by the Disney princesses and their friends.

A gift-appropriate story for kids features a long-suffering boy's eye-rolling observations of his father's bombastic and often corny sense of humor, which is comprised of groan-out-loud puns and wisecracking rejoinders.

Bursting with laugh-out-loud jokes and fun facts, LOL Jokes: New York City combines the best of humor and history for young readers! Inspired by all the wonderful sights, sounds, and . . . smells of the Big Apple, this local joke book delivers kid-friendly punchlines that will have readers laughing 'til they cry! Alongside hilarious jokes and puns are fascinating facts, goofy tidbits of local history, and engaging graphics that will keep readers chuckling and sharing with friends. LOL Jokes: New York City is sure to deliver hours of knee-slapping entertainment. What's the best borough to go to the bathroom? Flushing! Fun Factoid: TP or not TP?! Toilet paper was invented by Joseph Gayetty in New York City!

From the globally acclaimed, best-selling novelist and author of We Should All Be Feminists, a timely and deeply personal account of the loss of her father: “With raw eloquence, Notes on Grief … captures the bewildering messiness of loss in a society that requires serenity, when you’d rather just scream. Grief is impolite ... Adichie’s words put welcome, authentic voice to this most universal of emotions, which is also one of the most universally avoided” (The Washington Post). Notes on Grief is an exquisite work of meditation, remembrance, and hope, written in the wake of Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's beloved father’s death in the summer of 2020. As the COVID-19 pandemic raged around the world, and kept Adichie and her family members separated from one another, her father succumbed unexpectedly to complications of kidney failure. Expanding on her original New Yorker piece, Adichie shares how this loss shook her to her core. She writes about being one of the millions of people grieving this year; about the familial and cultural dimensions of grief and also about the loneliness and anger that are unavoidable in it. With signature precision of language, and glittering, devastating detail on the page—and never without touches of rich, honest humor—Adichie weaves together her own experience of her father’s death with threads of his life story, from his remarkable survival during the Biafran war, through a long career as a statistics professor, into the days of the pandemic in which he’d stay connected with his children and grandchildren over video chat from the family home in Abba, Nigeria. In the compact format of We Should All Be Feminists and Dear Ijeawele, Adichie delivers a gem of a book—a book that fundamentally connects us to one another as it probes one of the most universal human experiences. Notes on Grief is a book for this moment—a work readers will treasure and share now more than ever—and yet will prove durable and timeless, an indispensable addition to Adichie's canon.