Fart Monster and Me: the Crash Landing

Fart Monster and Me: the Crash Landing
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Total Pages : 64
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ISBN-10 : 0733338925
ISBN-13 : 9780733338922
Rating : 4/5 (25 Downloads)

Synopsis Fart Monster and Me: the Crash Landing by : Tim Miller

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Are those clouds shaped like bottoms?! Nothing exciting has ever happened in Ben Dugan's backyard. That is, until something crash-lands from the biggest and smelliest storm cloud in the sky! In one split second, Ben's life changes forever.

Fart Monster and Me

Fart Monster and Me
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Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
Total Pages : 137
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ISBN-10 : 9781460711576
ISBN-13 : 1460711572
Rating : 4/5 (76 Downloads)

Synopsis Fart Monster and Me by : Tim Miller

'THESE BOOKS REALLY GO OFF!' -- Mac Park, Boy Vs Beast The chapter books your reluctant reader will actually want to read! FART MONSTER AND ME is the hilarious series from bestselling duo Tim Miller and Matt Stanton -- sure to get kids laughing ... and reading! A bindup of the four books in the series: The Crash Landing, The New School, The Birthday Party, The Class Excursion. PRAISE 'I would recommend this book and series to readers who ... don't really enjoy reading that much -- I think this series could help to change that.' - ReadPlus.com.au

Fart Monster and Me: the BUMper Edition (Fart Monster and Me, #1-4)

Fart Monster and Me: the BUMper Edition (Fart Monster and Me, #1-4)
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Total Pages : 240
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ISBN-10 : 0733340237
ISBN-13 : 9780733340239
Rating : 4/5 (37 Downloads)

Synopsis Fart Monster and Me: the BUMper Edition (Fart Monster and Me, #1-4) by : Tim Miller

Nothing exciting has ever happened in Ben Dugan's backyard. That is, until a Fart Monster alien crash-lands from the biggest and smelliest storm cloud in the sky! In one split second, Ben's life changes forever. FART MONSTER AND ME is the hilarious series from bestselling duo Tim Miller and Matt Stanton -- sure to get kids laughing ... and reading! A bindup of the four books in the series: The Crash Landing, The New School, The Birthday Party, The Class Excursion.

There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends)

There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends)
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Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
Total Pages : 36
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ISBN-10 : 9781743096680
ISBN-13 : 1743096682
Rating : 4/5 (80 Downloads)

Synopsis There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends) by : Tim Miller

From the mega-bestselling creators of Fart Monster and Friends comes your favourite characters, now in paperback! There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... Written and illustrated by superstar duo, Tim Miller and Matt Stanton, this book will have you rolling all over the floor laughing. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian

Fart Monster and Me

Fart Monster and Me
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Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
Total Pages : 0
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ISBN-10 : 9781460709153
ISBN-13 : 1460709152
Rating : 4/5 (53 Downloads)

Synopsis Fart Monster and Me by : Tim Miller

'THESE BOOKS REALLY GO OFF!' -- Mac Park, Boy Vs Beast The chapter books your reluctant reader will actually want to read! Stone Beach Primary is not ready for BenDugan and his new best friend. Ben's about to start at his new school and the fart monster's coming along for the ride. But Ben is worried. If his friend gets up to mischief, will the other kids blame Ben? How will Ben survive his first day? FART MONSTER AND ME is the hilarious newseries from bestselling duo Tim Miller and Matt Stanton -- sure to get kidslaughing ... and reading!

Wild Cards XI: Dealer's Choice

Wild Cards XI: Dealer's Choice
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Publisher : Tor Books
Total Pages : 386
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ISBN-10 : 9781250168146
ISBN-13 : 1250168147
Rating : 4/5 (46 Downloads)

Synopsis Wild Cards XI: Dealer's Choice by : George R. R. Martin

Soon to be a TV show! Rights to develop Wild Cards for TV have been acquired by Universal Cable Productions, the team that brought you The Magicians and Mr. Robot, with the co-editor of Wild Cards, Melinda Snodgrass as executive producer. After too many disastrous raids and military embarrassments, the Nats order a full-out, no-holds-barred blitzkrieg against Bloat and his genetic outcasts. The mission is clear: destroy Ellis Island, no survivors. As the final battle rages, the Turtle throws in the towel, Modular Man switches sides, Reflector faces defeat, Legion “dies”—and assassins reach Bloat’s chamber. This is it, folks. The final days of the Rox. The Wild Cards series explodes into apocalyptic battle action, edited by #1 New York Times bestselling author George R. R. Martin and Melinda M. Snodgrass, featuring the writing talents of Edward W. Bryant, Stephen Leigh, John Jos. Miller, George R. R. Martin and Walter Jon Williams. The Wild Cards Universe The Original Triad #1 Wild Cards #2 Aces High #3 Jokers Wild The Puppetman Quartet #4: Aces Abroad #5: Down and Dirty #6: Ace in the Hole #7: Dead Man’s Hand The Rox Triad #8: One-Eyed Jacks #9: Jokertown Shuffle #10: Double Solitaire #11: Dealer's Choice #12: Turn of the Cards The Card Sharks Triad #13: Card Sharks #14: Marked Cards #15: Black Trump #16: Deuces Down #17: Death Draws Five The Committee Triad #18: Inside Straight #19: Busted Flush #20: Suicide Kings American Hero (ebook original) The Fort Freak Triad #21: Fort Freak #22: Lowball #23: High Stakes The American Triad #24: Mississippi Roll #25: Low Chicago #26: Texas Hold 'Em #27: Knaves Over Queens At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Read This Book and Never Fart Again

Read This Book and Never Fart Again
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Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
Total Pages : 52
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ISBN-10 : 9781460709290
ISBN-13 : 1460709292
Rating : 4/5 (90 Downloads)

Synopsis Read This Book and Never Fart Again by : Tim Miller

It's been almost a decade since the Fart Monster first entered the world, now he's back in this hilarious new book from bestselling creators Tim Miller and Matt Stanton When you've got a problem, who do you call? The fart monster has spent years releasing a barrage of bottom bazookas onto the world. Now, in a surprising twist, he's here to help put an end to those roars from the rear! Follow along at home as the fart monster leads us through his DIY guide to easing the common fart.

Funny Kid Catastrophe (Funny Kid, #11)

Funny Kid Catastrophe (Funny Kid, #11)
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Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
Total Pages : 244
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ISBN-10 : 9781460714218
ISBN-13 : 1460714210
Rating : 4/5 (18 Downloads)

Synopsis Funny Kid Catastrophe (Funny Kid, #11) by : Matt Stanton

A new pet purchase becomes CATASTROPHIC. Laugh your head off with the super-popular Funny Kid series! Every kid wants to laugh, but Max is the boy who can make it happen. He's also the boy who absolutely, definitely, does not under any circumstances want a cat. So why did Mum and Dad just bring one home? Max is the funny kid but now a cat is here to ruin his life! Cat bums, cat claws, ticklish cats, piano-playing cats, cats that will run away and cats that won't (oh, and a jealous Duck in a toilet jacuzzi) are just some of the things in store for Max and his friends in this Funny Kid adventure! FUNNY KID is the mega-bestselling series from author-illustrator Matt Stanton that has everyone laughing! PRAISE FOR FUNNY KID 'my favourite thing in the book was everything' -- Elliott 'better than Wimpy Kid, Big Nate and Tom Gates combined' -- Ally 'humour is injected into every page' -- Children's Book Council of Australia's Reading Time 'absolutely hilarious' -- Tim Harris, author of the Exploding Endings series AWARDS Shortlisted -- Russell Prize for Humour Writing for Young People 2023

Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two

Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two
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Publisher : Jack Townsend
Total Pages : 345
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Rating : 4/5 ( Downloads)

Synopsis Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two by : Jack Townsend

Nightshift clerk and high-functioning insomniac Jack is back to work, trying his best to keep out of trouble. But when his chain-smoking coworker discovers a mysterious radio signal revealing the guarded secrets of their town, Jack will learn that an annoying new dayshift manager is far from the worst of his problems. In this second installment of the Gas Station saga, Jack finds himself entangled in his most harrowing adventure yet. With the newest crew of coworkers along for the ride and the resident psychopath out for his blood, our hero(?) must navigate the drama of small-town murder conspiracies, vigilante justice, and demonic summoning rituals...whether he wants to or not.

Fart Monster and Me: the Birthday Party (Book 3)

Fart Monster and Me: the Birthday Party (Book 3)
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Total Pages : 64
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ISBN-10 : 0733340202
ISBN-13 : 9780733340208
Rating : 4/5 (02 Downloads)

Synopsis Fart Monster and Me: the Birthday Party (Book 3) by : Tim Miller

Birthday parties should be fun, not smelly. Too bad the fart monster doesn't know that ... Ben's been invited to a birthday party and the whole class is there, including the fart monster. There are plenty of party games and ... a terrible smell. While everyone blames the dog, Ben knows it's not Turbo's fault ... FART MONSTER AND ME is the hilarious series from bestselling duo Tim Miller and Matt Stanton -- sure to get kids laughing ... and reading! Ages 5+ Junior fiction Includes black-and-white illustrations.