How many countless working hours have you spent on projects, proposals, paperwork, and meetings that felt useless or were ignored or dismissed? Hard work is not the same as real work. Half of the work we do consumes valuable time without strengthening the short- or long-term survival of the organization. In a word, it's fake. Not only does fake work drain a company's resources without improving its bottom line, it steals conviction, care, and positive morale from employees, and adds the burden of high turnover, communication breakdowns, and cultural patterns of poor productivity. But how can you turn fake work into real work? Internationally renowned business consultants Brent D. Peterson and Gaylan W. Nielson explain how to identify needlessly time-consuming and sometimes difficult tasks (which aren't always as easy to spot as they seem) and shift your focus toward rewarding work that will achieve results. With more than twenty years of experience, Peterson and Nielson have successfully helped corporations, government agencies, nonprofits, schools, and community groups increase their productivity and retain talented employees by understanding and using their skills on things that actually matter. They illustrate their advice with stories about real world employees who have been trapped by fake work. Fake Work offers solutions that will change the way you view work, including how to recognize fake work and how to get out of it, how (and what) to communicate with your colleagues to eliminate fake work, how to recognize and counteract the personality traits that encourage fake work, and how to close the gap between your company's strategies and the work that needs to be done to reach the results critical to your and your company's survival.

Don’t do more work—do the right work. Educators at all levels have increasing demands keeping them working harder than ever, but they are often working hard on things that don’t really help them reach the loftiest of goals—student success. This "Fake Work" can mire the most dedicated educator in exhaustion, burnout, and a lack of confidence that improvement is possible. Nielson and Burks show leaders and their teams how to stop doing Fake Work, by providing tools for gaining focus, building high-performance teams, and identifying and driving the right work with the right behaviors. When you offer your team a better way of working, planning, and collaborating, you turn Fake Work into Real Work—and stagnancy into dynamic change. This data-driven, research-based guide shows you • An overall approach to addressing your culture—the foundational elements that supports the change that sets you up for maximum performance. • A simple, three-part model—strategy, alignment, execution—for shedding Fake Work • Road maps for aligning organizational strategies and actions • Tools for gaining focus, building teams, and cultivating productive behaviors • Real educators’ stories • Exercises, reflection questions, charts, checklists, and more School change remains elusive when the path to success is murky. Clear the way for principals, teachers and students by turning Fake Work into Real Work—and uncertainty into true success.

From David Graeber, the bestselling author of The Dawn of Everything and Debt—“a master of opening up thought and stimulating debate” (Slate)—a powerful argument against the rise of meaningless, unfulfilling jobs…and their consequences. Does your job make a meaningful contribution to the world? In the spring of 2013, David Graeber asked this question in a playful, provocative essay titled “On the Phenomenon of Bullshit Jobs.” It went viral. After one million online views in seventeen different languages, people all over the world are still debating the answer. There are hordes of people—HR consultants, communication coordinators, telemarketing researchers, corporate lawyers—whose jobs are useless, and, tragically, they know it. These people are caught in bullshit jobs. Graeber explores one of society’s most vexing and deeply felt concerns, indicting among other villains a particular strain of finance capitalism that betrays ideals shared by thinkers ranging from Keynes to Lincoln. “Clever and charismatic” (The New Yorker), Bullshit Jobs gives individuals, corporations, and societies permission to undergo a shift in values, placing creative and caring work at the center of our culture. This book is for everyone who wants to turn their vocation back into an avocation and “a thought-provoking examination of our working lives” (Financial Times).

This essay sheds light on why most of the employee job listings from companies are fake job listings, demystifies the reasons why companies post fake employee job listings, and reveals the problems with companies posting fake employee job listings. Succinctly stated, most employee job listings are fake job listings since most of the companies who post employee job listings have no intention to hire any candidates to fill the employee positions that their employee job listings advertise as being vacant employee positions. Even though most companies are ineffably recalcitrant about hiring employees, they will still nonetheless post fake job listings with no intention to hire any candidates to fill the employee positions that their job listings tout as being vacant employee positions. People should be wary about applying to employee job listings that companies have no intention to hire any candidates to fill the employee positions that their employee job listings advertise as being available employee positions. Applying to employee job listings that companies have no intention to hire any candidates to fill the employee positions that their job listings advertise as being available employee positions yields a high opportunity cost for candidates that causes candidates to needlessly squander time that they otherwise could have earmarked into pursuing entrepreneurial pursuits. Applying to employee job listings that companies have no intention to hire any candidates to fill the employee positions that their job listings advertise as being available employee positions not only bears a steep opportunity cost, but also renders a candidate more prone to succumbing to chronic fatigue, chronic stress, and chronic burnout primarily because it can be a highly time-draining and exhaustive process to apply to these types of employee job listings. Applying to even a single employee job listing that company has no intention to hire any candidates to fill the employee position that the job listing advertises as being an available employee position can even take a couple hours if the company requires lengthy assessments to be completed and exorbitant amount of pages to be filled out to complete the employee job application process. Applying to employee job listings that companies have no intention to hire any candidates to fill the employee positions that their job listings advertise as being available employee positions cannot only drain a candidate of thousands of hours of his precious time overtime, but can also cause a candidate to reach an impasse during his employee job search in contexts in which he is only applying to these types of employee job listings. Applying to mostly employee job listings that companies have no intention to hire any candidates to fill the employee positions that their job listings advertise as being available employee positions can render a person at a higher probability to go years without being able to receive an employee job offer from a company. Applying to mostly employee job listings that companies have no intention to hire any candidates to fill the employee positions that their job listings advertise as being available employee positions can significantly prolong the employee job search journey. Applying to mostly employee job listings that companies have no intention to hire any candidates to fill the employee positions that their job listings advertise as being available employee positions can render a candidate all the more deterred to continue to apply to employee job listings. Candidates are ineffably deterred to continue to apply to employee job listings in contexts in which applying to employee job listings has not yielded them desirable outcomes, but rather has caused them to imprudently hemorrhage a sizeable amount of their precious time over the years that they cannot recuperate. A candidate is all the more susceptible to becoming demoralized, disillusioned, and perturbed post applying to mostly employee job listings that companies have no intention to hire any candidates to fill the employee positions that their job listings advertise as being vacant employee positions. Applying to mostly employee job listings that companies have no intention to hire any candidates to fill the employee positions that their job listings advertise as being available employee positions can render a candidate all the more prone to indefinitely ending the employee job search journey.

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MAKE EVERY CONVERSATION A REAL CONVERSATION THAT GETS RESULTS In Overcoming Fake Talk, business communication guru John R. Stoker offers proven advice for turning challenging confrontations into rewarding exchanges that foster collaboration, improve performance, and achieve results. "Overcoming Fake Talk is a thorough compendium of ideas, frameworks, examples, and actions to improve conversations. Stoker's four 'REAL' conversation skills and eight principles give the novice and master insights and guidelines for improving conversation." -- Dave Ulrich, Professor, Ross School of Business, University of Michigan; Partner, The RBL Group; and author of The Why of Work "Great questions, great suggestions. . . . Bravo! I will put Stoker's ideas to use in my own practice." -- Beverly Kaye, founder and co-CEO, Career Systems International, and coauthor of Help Them Grow or Watch Them Go "Adhering to and implementing these principles will dramatically increase your ability to communicate and improve your relationships in your professional and personal life." -- Hyrum W. Smith, cofounder, FranklinCovey "An insightful blend of rock-solid theory accompanied by compelling examples of the huge distinction between real and fake communication." -- John H. Zenger, CEO, Zenger Folkman, and coauthor of How to Be Exceptional "Stoker teaches true principles for getting Results, Respect, and great Relationships using REAL conversation." -- Brent D. Peterson, PhD, coauthor of Fake Work

Welcome to the mind, to the world of Fake Steve Jobs. Fake Steve the counterintuitive management guru: "Obviously we can't literally put our employees' lives at risk. But we have to make them feel that way." Fake Steve the political hobnobber: "I can see why they keep Nancy Pelosi under wraps. Wacky as a dime watch." Fake Steve quoting friend/musician/philosopher Bono on road etiquette: "Tink about dat next toim yer cuttin off some bloke and you don't know who it is, right? Could be Jay-sus. Or Boutros Boutros-Ghali or sumfin." And on, yes, himself: "Geniuses have feelings, too." In the tradition of Thank You for Smoking and in the spirit of The Onion, Options is a novelistic sendup and takedown of Silicon Valley, Hollywood, and Washington, D.C., as viewed by a central character who exists, to his immense self-satisfaction, at the crossroads of all three worlds: "It's like in one of those movies where a guy realizes he's got telekinetic powers and it's just too bad if he doesn't want them, he's got them. Likewise, I have this gift. It's who I am."

Lamar Giles takes readers on a wild and dark ride in this contemporary Witness Protection thriller, perfect for fans of James Patterson, Harlan Coben, and John Grisham. Nick Pearson is hiding in plain sight. In fact, his name isn't really Nick Pearson. He shouldn't tell you his real name, his real hometown, or why his family just moved to Stepton, Virginia. And he definitely shouldn't tell you about his friend Eli Cruz and the major conspiracy Eli was uncovering when he died. About how Nick had to choose between solving Eli's murder with his hot sister, Reya, and "staying low-key" like the Program said to do. But he's going to tell you—unless he gets caught first. . . .

(Piano). Ever wondered how to create better accompaniments for the melodies in your favorite fake books? This "teach yourself" book introduces you to chord building, various rhythmic styles, and much more, so that you play the songs you like just the way you want them. Keyboard players with a basic understanding of notation and sight-reading will be on their way to more fun with fake books. The relaxed tone of the text and selection of fun songs keep How to Play from a Fake Book entertaining throughout perfect for amateur musicians, or as a supplement for keyboard teachers and their students.