Running from a mutinous crew, sucked through a wormhole like in a bad sci-fi movie and slowly running out of booze . . . and that’s just the beginning of this non-traditional story that starts off as a simple captain’s log book and evolves into something more like a really warped and twisted TV show in text. Follow the Captain and crew on a series of seemingly random adventures, where it’s obvious it’s not just the Captain who’s been drinking. At some point you may ask yourself, is all this just coincidence or is there something dark and annoying on the horizon? The Captain seems to have a drinking problem, the problem being he never has enough to drink and people from his past keep showing up and ruining his buzz / Akki a corrupted artificial intelligence who occasionally takes over the Captain’s log has his own plans, mostly self-serving ones because he has nothing better to do. The rest of the crew, pirates, hot chicks, robots and a foul beaked little space penguin round out the Drunken Space Pirates and with all the wise cracks and shots aimed at everyone and everything its clear the alcohol flows rather freely within the D.S.P. Many of the off the wall characters of the D.S.P. are walking guilty pleasures who say what they feel, do what they want and just generally give it to life, pop culture and the universe in general with both barrels . . . and occasionally fish...

Running from a mutinous crew, sucked through a wormhole like in a bad sci-fi movie and slowly running out of booze . . . and that's just the beginning of this non-traditional story that starts off as a simple captain's log book and evolves into something more like a really warped and twisted TV show in text. Follow the Captain and crew on a series of seemingly random adventures, where it's obvious it's not just the Captain who's been drinking. At some point you may ask yourself, is all this just coincidence or is there something dark and annoying on the horizon? The Captain seems to have a drinking problem, the problem being he never has enough to drink and people from his past keep showing up and ruining his buzz / Akki a corrupted artificial intelligence who occasionally takes over the Captain's log has his own plans, mostly self-serving ones because he has nothing better to do. The rest of the crew, pirates, hot chicks, robots and a foul beaked little space penguin round out the Drunken Space Pirates and with all the wise cracks and shots aimed at everyone and everything its clear the alcohol flows rather freely within the D.S.P. Many of the off the wall characters of the D.S.P. are walking guilty pleasures who say what they feel, do what they want and just generally give it to life, pop culture and the universe in general with both barrels . . . and occasionally fish

The warped television show in text continues with D.S.P. 2: The Asinine Conspiracy. Everything seems to be in turmoil with strange new enemy's threatening not just the D.S.P. but the whole of the Pirates Union and countless worlds across the known universe and possible even further.Though it's hardly been a few weeks since the end of Season 1, The Captain, drunk as he is, assembles his crew once again and heads off . . . to the Bar! What? You were expecting the Captain to start someplace else? Did you read book 1?

Crew members lost and a new enemy even more powerful than the last, though the last enemy is still a threat with time out of order. The search for answers and anything to gain an advantage over the enemy is taking its toll on the morale of the D.S.P. and the Captain just may be losing his mind in this the conclusion of Drunken Space Pirates. Season 2: The Asinine Conspiracy.

Crew members lost and a new enemy even more powerful than the last, though the last enemy is still a threat with time out of order. The search for answers and anything to gain an advantage over the enemy is taking its toll on the morale of the D.S.P. and the Captain just may be losing his mind in this the conclusion of Drunken Space Pirates. Season 2: The Asinine Conspiracy.

This volume contains 15 swashbuckling tales of pirates in space, written by established and rising-star authors.

Bounty hunters. Ninjas. Anthropomorphic musk oxen from the moons of Gartosh. Welcome to the gut busting and page turning universe of Duke LaGrange! How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja is the first book in the Adventures of Duke LaGrange, a series of hilarious sci-fi adventure romps from the creative mind of Jay Key.