These great knock-knock jokes are just what the doctor ordered. One a day will keep the doctor away.

These great knock-knock jokes are just what the doctor ordered. One a day will keep the doctor away.

Presents hundreds of silly knock-knock jokes for young readers.

Collects hundreds of very silly illustrated riddles.

Presents hundreds of jokes for young readers.

Essential for every young comedian, with 100 cartoons and index. "Gr.3-7. Rosenbloom is providing a service."--SLJ. "A must...all ages."--PW. 128 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.

Essential for every young comedian, with 100 cartoons and index. " Rosenbloom is providing a service." — "School Library Journal," " A must...all ages." — "Publishers Weekly,"

A collection of over 500 knock-knock jokes alphabetically arranged from Abyssinia to zookeeper.

“Go back to where you came from, you terrorist!” This is just one of the many warm, lovely, and helpful tips that Wajahat Ali and other children of immigrants receive on a daily basis. Go back where, exactly? Fremont, California, where he grew up, but is now an unaffordable place to live? Or Pakistan, the country his parents left behind a half-century ago? Growing up living the suburban American dream, young Wajahat devoured comic books (devoid of brown superheroes) and fielded well-intentioned advice from uncles and aunties. (“Become a doctor!”) He had turmeric stains under his fingernails, was accident-prone, suffered from OCD, and wore Husky pants, but he was as American as his neighbors, with roots all over the world. Then, while Ali was studying at University of California, Berkeley, 9/11 happened. Muslims replaced communists as America’s enemy #1, and he became an accidental spokesman and ambassador of all ordinary, unthreatening things Muslim-y. Now a middle-aged dad, Ali has become one of the foremost and funniest public intellectuals in America. In Go Back to Where You Came From, he tackles the dangers of Islamophobia, white supremacy, and chocolate hummus, peppering personal stories with astute insights into national security, immigration, and pop culture. In this refreshingly bold, hopeful, and uproarious memoir, Ali offers indispensable lessons for cultivating a more compassionate, inclusive, and delicious America.

World renowned sci-fi writer and Caldecott Honor artist team up for a zany sci-fi tall tale about an astronaut caught in a time loop in space who must confront past and future versions of himself!