Don't Sleep With A Bubba: Unless Your Eggs Are In Wheelchairs

Don't Sleep With A Bubba: Unless Your Eggs Are In Wheelchairs
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Publisher : Kensington Books
Total Pages : 379
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ISBN-10 : 9780758282927
ISBN-13 : 0758282923
Rating : 4/5 (27 Downloads)

Synopsis Don't Sleep With A Bubba: Unless Your Eggs Are In Wheelchairs by : Susan Reinhardt

The Southern Belle's answer to David Sedaris. --Karin Gillespie "She's like a modern-day, southern-fried Erma Bombeck or Dave Barry."--Booklist Aimed at anyone with a funny bone, these all new stories and essays by Gannett-syndicated columnist Susan Reinhardt tackle domestic life, particularly of the Southern persuasion, with sidesplitting observations and searing confessions. Reinhardt candidly lets readers into her world as she goes mano a mano with her Bubba of a husband--and occasionally her mother. From discovering she's getting a dreaded "front fanny" to revealing her husband's experiments with a Norelco shaver and their Pomeranian pooch, Reinhardt scrapes bare the bedrock truth about married life and love. She also poignantly shares her struggles with a depression that secretly plunged her downward and her reaction to the unexpected helping hands that pulled her up. Totally uncensored and blisteringly honest, Reinhardt is all heart--and a storyteller to savor and remember. "So engaging. . .so honest. . .will make you laugh out loud."--The Asheville Citizen-Times "Like hanging out with your bluntest, most mischievous friend, the one who never fails to crack you up." --Chicago Sun-Times "Funny and touching. . .Reinhardt is not afraid to put it all out there."--The Pilot (N.C.) "Susan Reinhardt takes the naked, honest truth and sets it on fire in a blaze of laughter. . . will have you holding your sides the whole time." --Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Girl "She can break your heart in one sentence and leave you laughing till you're breathless in the next." --Julie Cannon, True Love & Homegrown Tomatoes Susan Reinhardt is a syndicated columnist and feature writer whose work has appeared all over the world in major newspapers such as the Washington Post, London Daily Mirror, Newsday, and other Tribune Media and Gannett publications. Reinhardt has won dozens of awards for her writing, including several Best of Gannett honors and a Pulitzer Prize nomination. A long-time volunteer fund-raiser for Hospice, the United Way, the American Lymphoma and Leukemia Society, the PTO and other worthwhile and not so worthwhile causes, Reinhardt is also a proud member of the Not Quite Write Book Club, a group of ten women who drink wine and pretend to act literary. A true Daughter of the South, Susan Reinhardt was born in South Carolina, was raised in Georgia, and currently makes her home in Asheville, North Carolina, the jewel city of the Blue Ridge Mountains. She has two adorable children and still calls her mama every night.

Don't Sleep with A Bubba

Don't Sleep with A Bubba
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Publisher : Kensington Books
Total Pages : 336
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780758224743
ISBN-13 : 0758224745
Rating : 4/5 (43 Downloads)

Synopsis Don't Sleep with A Bubba by : Susan Reinhardt

Aimed at anyone with a funny bone, these all new stories and essays by Gannett-syndicated columnist Susan Reinhardt tackle domestic life, particularly of the Southern persuasion, with sidesplitting observations and searing confessions. Reinhardt candidly lets readers into her world as she goes mano a mano with her Bubba of a husband--and occasionally her mother. From discovering she's getting a dreaded "front fanny" to revealing her husband's experiments with a Norelco shaver and their Pomeranian pooch, Reinhardt scrapes bare the bedrock truth about married life and love. She also poignantly shares her struggles with a depression that secretly plunged her downward and her reaction to the unexpected helping hands that pulled her up. Totally uncensored and blisteringly honest, Reinhardt is all heart--and a storyteller to savor and remember.

Bubba and Beau Go Night-night

Bubba and Beau Go Night-night
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Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages : 40
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0152045937
ISBN-13 : 9780152045937
Rating : 4/5 (37 Downloads)

Synopsis Bubba and Beau Go Night-night by : Kathi Appelt

Companion book:@tib:Bubba and Beau, Best Friends@spb:0-15-202060-8 $16.00

Truckin’ with Bubba ... and I Ain’T Bubba

Truckin’ with Bubba ... and I Ain’T Bubba
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Publisher : iUniverse
Total Pages : 153
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781450273848
ISBN-13 : 145027384X
Rating : 4/5 (48 Downloads)

Synopsis Truckin’ with Bubba ... and I Ain’T Bubba by : Hal Howard

Truckin With Bubba and I Aint Bubba presents a perceptive and amusing account of the experiences of a successful, award-winning Class A CDL driving instructor. When we would come to a hill, One Gear would raise the RPMs, take a stab at down shifting a couple of times, rake the gears, and then sit there in a catatonic state staring straight ahead, his eyes bulging with fear, his arms straight out, and his hands frozen to the steering wheel. One night we were rolling down a long six-percent grade, gaining speed. Did you shift down? Yeah. Is the Jake brake on? Yeah. I dont hear it working. Its on. I reached over and took a hold of the shifting lever. It was in neutral. Its not in gear, I told him. If you think the hand of God is going to come down and put it in gear for you, youre going to see the hand of God a lot sooner than you think. Put your foot on the accelerator and raise the RPMs. He managed that and I shoved it into a gear. Any gear was better than no gear. When you cant get the gear you want, you have to get it in some gear and then work to the one you want.

Rick & Bubba's Expert Guide to God, Country, Family, and Anything Else We Can Think Of

Rick & Bubba's Expert Guide to God, Country, Family, and Anything Else We Can Think Of
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Publisher : HarperChristian + ORM
Total Pages : 240
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781418553791
ISBN-13 : 1418553794
Rating : 4/5 (91 Downloads)

Synopsis Rick & Bubba's Expert Guide to God, Country, Family, and Anything Else We Can Think Of by : Rick Burgess

The New York Times–bestselling Southern manifesto from the “delightful team [that] blends down-home humor with rock-solid truth” (Max Lucado). Rick and Bubba are two of America’s zaniest syndicated radio hosts. Now, Rick and Bubba bring their own brand of southern humor and homespun wisdom to the book world. Rick & Bubba’s Expert Guide to God, Country, Family, and Anything Else We Can Think Of is a sometimes touching, always hilarious, look at the world through Rick and Bubba’s eyes. Rick and Bubba wax eloquent on everything from little league soccer to the frustrations of getting the family ready for church on a Sunday morning, to big Southern hair.

Up and Down

Up and Down
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Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Total Pages : 245
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780785292036
ISBN-13 : 0785292039
Rating : 4/5 (36 Downloads)

Synopsis Up and Down by : Bubba Watson

He was a small-town boy who burst onto the international golf scene with a dramatic hook shot from deep in the woods to win the Masters— before the game he loved almost killed him. Opening up about the toll that chasing and achieving his dream of being a champion golfer took on his mental health, Bubba Watson shares his powerful story of the breaking point that gave him clarity. Bubba Watson is known as the big-hitting left-handed golfer who plays with the pink driver—the small-town kid who grew up as a child golf prodigy before going on to win two Masters Tournaments, competing in the Olympics, and rising to be the number two golfer in the world. But every dream comes with a price. Feeling that he was never good enough, Bubba began to let the constant criticism from fans and commentators haunt his thoughts. Success in the game he loved was killing him. In Up and Down, Bubba opens up about his debilitating anxiety attacks, the death of his father and namesake, adopting his children, and how reaching a breaking point professionally and personally drew him closer to his family and God. Golf is what Bubba Watson does, but it is not who he is. Through his story, you'll learn how Bubba: Overcame his anxiety and feelings of inadequacy Found his true identity not in the standards of the world, but in the God who already knows he is enough Learned to trust God with his gifts, family, and biggest dreams Became the husband, father, friend, and mentor he was called to be Life, like golf, is filled with ups and downs. Up and Down is the inspiring story of an imperfect man striving to become the best person he can be—wherever the course may take him.

Raising Up Dreamers

Raising Up Dreamers
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Publisher : Focus on the Family
Total Pages : 253
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781684282685
ISBN-13 : 1684282683
Rating : 4/5 (85 Downloads)

Synopsis Raising Up Dreamers by : Shelia Erwin

How do you raise Christian kids who have dreams that seem beyond their reach? Parenting is an important task, but the pressure doesn't need to be on us. As parents, we simply need to follow the leading of the Lord with the understanding that our children's natural abilities are actually the Lord working out their destiny. When we give Christ unlimited control of our parenting, we learn that Jesus is a better parent to our children than we can ever hope to be. As Sheila Erwin shares personal stories of raising two successful filmmakers and delves into biblical principles, you will be encouraged to cultivate your children’s gifts and help them reach their dreams—no matter how impossible they seem. By parenting from a position of trust and rest in God, you can guide your children to chase their God-given dreams and channel their talents to glorify God instead of being gripped by the world.

Out of the Cave

Out of the Cave
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Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Total Pages : 266
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781400221264
ISBN-13 : 1400221269
Rating : 4/5 (64 Downloads)

Synopsis Out of the Cave by : Chris Hodges

Do you feel guilt and shame about negative thoughts and emotions and your inability to overcome them? Bestselling author and pastor Chris Hodges helps those struggling with depression find liberating solutions by drawing from the life of the prophet Elijah. You might be asking, Should a Christian even be having these struggles? Depression is the number one health issue in the world today, yet those who suffer are still sometimes stigmatized--especially followers of Jesus. Many assume God's peace, power, and protection should prevent us from ever feeling anxious, depressed, and afraid. But the Bible teaches otherwise, particularly in its depiction of the life of the Old Testament prophet Elijah. In Out of the Cave, Chris Hodges uses Elijah's life to show us that everyone is susceptible to depression. Even when we're walking closely with God, we can still stumble and get lost in the wilderness of tangled emotions. But we don't have to stay there, because we serve a God who meets us in the darkness. Out of the Cave helps us remove the stigma of depression and realize we're not alone; understand the ways our temperament and view of God affect the way we handle depression; and learn a comprehensive approach to wellness—mind, body, and soul—from Elijah's journey. With his trademark blend of Bible-based wisdom, practical application, and vulnerability in sharing his personal struggles, Hodges explores the causes of depression we can't change, the contributors we can conquer, and offers transformative hope and spiritual power to help us win the battle.

Who's Your Bubba?

Who's Your Bubba?
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Publisher : Maximum Press
Total Pages : 176
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781931644563
ISBN-13 : 193164456X
Rating : 4/5 (63 Downloads)

Synopsis Who's Your Bubba? by : Terryl Bechtol

Collecting comedian T. Bubba s most popular writings from the last 18 years, this anthology of essays will entertain readers with an insightful and hilarious view of the world that is down-to-earth and crosses all regional, gender, generational, and class lines. This collection of explosively funny and often heartwarming stories, many of which have appeared in newspapers across the country, includes previously unpublished photographs that provide an inside look at America s favorite Bubba."

The Cat Whisperer

The Cat Whisperer
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Publisher : Bantam
Total Pages : 338
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780553907230
ISBN-13 : 0553907239
Rating : 4/5 (30 Downloads)

Synopsis The Cat Whisperer by : Mieshelle Nagelschneider

Practical and effective strategies for solving every feline behavior problem imaginable—from litter box issues to scratching, spraying, biting, and beyond. “Mieshelle Nagelschneider is a wizard at demystifying cat behavior and providing easy-to-follow steps for solving vexing problems.”—Bob Tarte, author of Kitty Cornered Cat Whisperer Mieshelle Nagelschneider has been helping people deal with these dilemmas for two decades, achieving a near-perfect success rate. Central to her approach is a keen understanding of the unique way cats see the world—their need for safety and security, their acute territoriality, and their insatiable desire to catch and kill prey. Her proven C.A.T. cat behavior modification plan is a commonsense course of action that can be specifically tailored to your cat in the context of its behavior problems and its particular household environment. Easy-to-implement solutions help transform even the most anxiety-riddled companions into confident, gregarious, and relaxed cats who live longer, happier, and healthier lives. Inside you’ll discover • how to harness the power of “friendly pheromones” to improve your cat’s appetite, exploration, grooming, and play • where, when, and how to create a litter box environment that will provide ease of access and reduce anxiety for you and your cat • how to end aggression in multiple-cat households and help your cats coexist peacefully Who says you can’t train a cat? In this fascinating and indispensable book, the Cat Whisperer takes you inside the mind of a feline to explain why members of one of the world’s most inscrutable species act the way they do—and how you can convince them to change their behaviors for the sake of your peace of mind . . . and theirs.