Congratulations, you've run the first 2/3 of life's gauntlet for the working man and you now stand triumphant, looking forward to society's reward Retirement! Before you take that final step out of the working world, you owe it to yourself to reflect on the answers to a few very important questions about what you plan to do with these golden retirement years. This book focuses on the contemplation of retirement as opposed to contemplation after retirement! Its recommendations can help preserve your post retirement mental health as well as that of your wife and loved ones. Unless you die on the job (and for many people that is the best way to go) you will someday walk or be thrown out of your work. If at that time, you conclude that you have enough money to retire, just how would you go about it? Where would you go? What would you do? What would you say to your wife and loved ones? You need to figure it all out before you leave your current profession! There are actually only three simple reasons to work! You probably know a couple of them, but unless you know and have contemplated all three, you need to keep working at least until you have finished this book!

In Retire Before Mom and Dad, you'll learn how to unlock the superpower inside of you that is capable of transforming almost any income into lasting financial freedom. And, you'll discover that it's not about scrimping and sacrificing to get there.

The author, a computer science professor diagnosed with terminal cancer, explores his life, the lessons that he has learned, how he has worked to achieve his childhood dreams, and the effect of his diagnosis on him and his family.

"How to retire in your 20s and 30s (without winning the lottery). This book provides a robust strategy that makes it possible to stop working for money in less than a decade."--Page 4 of cover.

Two million dollars. That's how much money anyone under age 40 will need to accumulate to retire. That often means working 40-hour-weeks and penny-pinching your whole life. How else could you save a cool $2 mil? Finance guru, former financial advisor, and Amazon bestselling author of Money Honey, Rachel Richards has one goal in mind: teaching you everything you need to know to become financially free earlier than you ever thought possible. At age 27, Rachel quit her job and retired, living off $10,000+ per month in passive income streams. Let her show you how to do it at any age--it's never too late. What is passive income? Passive income is earned with little to no ongoing work. It's no get-rich-quick scheme, but once your passive income exceeds your expenses, you are set for life. In a refreshingly realistic how-to guide, Rachel serves up 28 tried and true passive income stream models, helping you to: Achieve "Financial Independence, Retire Early" without penny-pinching Create consistent, long-term residual income (the non-multi-level-marketing way), so you can live life on your terms Have the flexibility to work when, where, and if you want Say "goodbye" to your 9-5, and create a life you totally love Eliminate your money stresses and fears Rachel supplements boatloads of research and personal expertise by interviewing well-known experts! You'll hear directly from big names such as HAL ELROD, BOBBY HOYT, DAVID OSBORN, HONORÉE CORDER, and more! Hal Elrod is the internationally bestselling author of The Miracle Morning(tm) Series, which has been translated into 37 languages and has impacted over 2,000,000 people's lives! Bobby Hoyt is a former high school band director and the founder of Millennial Money Man. He now makes six figures per month from his blog, online courses, and recurring revenue! David Osborn is a multi-millionaire real estate mogul who started out broke and unemployed at age 26, only to become one of the most successful real estate franchise owners in the world! Honorée Corder has written over 50 books. She teaches the You Must Write a Book Live Coaching Course and is an executive book coach! Doug Skipworth is the co-founder and principal broker at Crestcore Realty, which manages 2,500 properties in Tennessee. He personally owns hundreds of rentals! Thom Shepherd is a CMA of Texas Songwriter of the Year and has written five #1 singles! If you regularly feel the Sunday Scaries or always dread getting up for work in the morning, this book is for you. This book is for the college student already dreading the 9-5 life that waits him upon graduating; the couple who would rather spend their time doing what they want, instead of slaving away for their employers every day; and the single parent who is barely scraping by. Regardless of your WHY, passive income could be your HOW. Join the thousands of people who have already found success with these strategies. Applicable in 2019, 2020, and beyond, Passive Income, Aggressive Retirement is the gift that keeps on giving. Get it for yourself, for a Christmas gift, or to jumpstart a New Year's Resolution. Complete beginner or not, by the end of Passive Income, Aggressive Retirement, you'll know exactly what it takes and how to get started. Passive income is real and attainable for everyone, even you. Are you ready to join the movement?

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#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!