What was the scariest dinosaur that ever lived? The Terrordactyl, of course. Along with the Alloserious, the Stegosewer and Tyrannosaurus Wrecks, it lived in the funniest age of all: The Age of Dinosaurs. Here in one outrageous volume are more than 300 of the wittiest, wackiest dinosaur jokes, riddles, puns, and knock-knocks ever to survive the Great Extinction. So travel back 65 million years, tickle a few funny bones, and have a Laffa-saurus a minute!

A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.

Deep in the forest is a nest full of eggs. But what could be inside? With picks, pokes, pops, and wriggles a gaggle of baby dinosaurs hatch. They are quick to scamper and scramble about under mother Triceratops’ watchful eye, but could danger lurk in the forest for the little dinos? With mother’s fierce protection to keep them safe, the little dinosaurs can settle in for a well-needed nap. Full of onomatopoeic text that will delight young listeners and readers alike, this fun and frolicsome story from lauded visual artist and author Karen Patkau abounds with glorious colour.

Imagine a town where dinosaurs never went extinct. What would you do? Would you frantically run away and hide under your bed? Or, would you have a hamburger-eating contest with a Tyrannosaurus rex; go fishing with a Rhamphorhynchus; or travel through space with a Coelophysis? The possibilities are endless! Can you guess which dinosaur would be a crossing guard, a babysitter, or a circus star? Presenting enjoyable, quirky scenarios led by lovable but gigantic creatures, readers of all ages will surely be whisked away to a world where a Stegosaurus, Velociraptor, and Leaellynasaura are merely your friendly neighbors. Marianne Plumridge includes insightful facts about your favorite dinos, which complement Bob Eggleton's vivid and imaginative illustrations to create a thrilling experience for kids and parents to enjoy. Prepare to enter a world ruled by dinosaurs and humans alike!

Calling all dino fans! There are a TON of dinosaur jokes, riddles, fun facts, tongue twisters, limericks, cartoons, puzzles and activities inside this 144-page collection. Perfect for ages 6-9, this unique mix of humor, science and puzzles is guaranteed to tickle the funny bone of every joke-obsessed kid who loves learning about dinosaurs. Kids are enthralled by prehistoric creatures, so we packed as much as we could into this book, starting with a pronunciation guide for 101 types of dinosaurs from Acrocanthosaurus to Zuul. After that, dino enthusiasts can read fascinating facts like how big a newly hatched T-rex might have been (about the size of a cat!), giggle at goofy jokes and tackle dino-mite puzzles. Not to mention the TONS of dinosaur-themed Hidden Pictures scenes, limericks, cartoons, mazes, word finds, matching games, writing and drawing prompts, quizzes and other activities. Great as a gift for dino lovers or for screen-free entertainment any time, this collection helps kids build important skills all while having fun. Telling jokes is a great way for kids to develop creative expression and social-emotional skills, while puzzling improves focus, visual perception and more skills kids use in school. Like all Highlights products, 501 Dinosaur Joke-tivities is well researched, well constructed and visually appealing, to bring kids age-centric Fun with a Purpose.

Going extinct isn't for everyone. Sybil knows that there is something off about her next door neighbor, but she can't seem to get anyone to believe her. Everyone is so busy going about their days in the busy streets of New York City that they don't notice Bolivar. They don't notice his odd height, his tiny arms, or his long tail. No one but Sybil sees that Bolivar is a dinosaur. When an unlikely parking ticket pulls Bolivar into an adventure from City Hall to New York's Natural History Museum, he must finally make a choice: continue to live unnoticed, or let the city see who he really is.

In this installment of dino competition, meat eaters face off against plant eaters in three high-speed auto events: drag racing, off-road racing, and stock-car racing. Lisa Wheeler's rhymes explore thoughtful questions such as: Which dinosaurs would make the best chasers for support in a desert off-road race? Does T-Rex's king status transfer to the track? And can Diplosaurus actually fit inside a stock car? Barry Gott's illustrations bring all the hilarious action to life.

A collection of jokes about dinosaurs, e.g. "What do you get if you feed your nodosaurus gunpowder? Dino-mite."

This graphically striking and innovative exploration of T.rex, the world's scariest dinosaur, offers loads of eye-opening facts and fun comparisons that budding paleontologists will love! Full color.

All dinosaur-loving readers will thrill at the giant and engaging dino artworks. These books are sure to be enjoyed over and over again.