Dee's Big Nuts

Dee's Big Nuts
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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages : 26
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ISBN-10 : 1515326764
ISBN-13 : 9781515326762
Rating : 4/5 (64 Downloads)

Synopsis Dee's Big Nuts by : Mark Thunder

Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.

Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts
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Publisher : Comealiveart.com
Total Pages : 26
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ISBN-10 : 1734305304
ISBN-13 : 9781734305302
Rating : 4/5 (04 Downloads)

Synopsis Deez Nuts by : Karen Feiling

Once you have Deez Nuts in your hand you're sure to be a lifelong fan. Deez Nuts is a relatable book to everyone who has ever lived! With an amusing tender heart the message is, "The struggle is real, I care about you, and you're loveable just the way you are." Artist and author Karen Feiling shares her personal reflection of the blessings and struggles of being part of a nutty bunch. Illustrated with witty line-art that gives a great perspective on life and all "Deez Nuts" we love and are surrounded by, including ourselves. Deez Nuts is for all ages and a true celebration of our uniqueness. It's the perfect present for any friend, counselor, or family member. Put Deez Nuts on any table and your guests or clients will surely be amused!

Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 32
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ISBN-10 : 1946178039
ISBN-13 : 9781946178039
Rating : 4/5 (39 Downloads)

Synopsis Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth! by : Bimisi Tayanita

Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi and Sumguyen aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. As the sun set over the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native peddler who mimed towards his cart and through his guttural broken english encouraged them to "Put Tony's nuts in your mouth..."60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza washed down the first of Tony's nuts,pen was put to parchment and book four of season one came to be.Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth is the fourth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.

The Very Inappropriate Word

The Very Inappropriate Word
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Publisher : Henry Holt and Company (BYR)
Total Pages : 40
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ISBN-10 : 9781466844735
ISBN-13 : 1466844736
Rating : 4/5 (35 Downloads)

Synopsis The Very Inappropriate Word by : Jim Tobin

Michael loves interesting words (hard words like ELASTIC, little words like VAST, and big words like SMITHEREENS) and is always on the lookout for words to collect. Then one day, he picks up a new word. A bad word. An inappropriate word. At least, that's what his friend says. But Michael kind of likes the word. He thinks he might try it out. At school. Bad idea.

Do You Want to Play with My Balls?

Do You Want to Play with My Balls?
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 32
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ISBN-10 : 098594871X
ISBN-13 : 9780985948719
Rating : 4/5 (1X Downloads)

Synopsis Do You Want to Play with My Balls? by : Christopher Cifaldi

Hookers & Blow Save Christmas

Hookers & Blow Save Christmas
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 22
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ISBN-10 : 1777225124
ISBN-13 : 9781777225124
Rating : 4/5 (24 Downloads)

Synopsis Hookers & Blow Save Christmas by : Munty C Pepin

Tom Transport is stuck in the snow with a load of presents and Hookers and Blow must rescue him in time for the town Christmas party.

The Poop Song

The Poop Song
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Publisher : Chronicle Books
Total Pages : 41
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ISBN-10 : 9781797206523
ISBN-13 : 1797206524
Rating : 4/5 (23 Downloads)

Synopsis The Poop Song by : Eric Litwin

A satisfyingly silly picture book sing-along about pooping—a topic kids find hilarious and parents find necessary! Discover how cats, pelicans, space aliens, and even dinosaurs poop in this rollicking, rhyming verse that's sure to elicit giggles. With plenty of hilarious pictures and a catchy chorus that encourages young children to use the toilet, this laugh-out-loud story is the go-to potty training book that every family needs. • A playful approach to potty training • Full of humor that is silly, not disgusting • From the bestselling author of Pete the Cat: I Love my White Shoes Everybody's pooping all day long. That's why we sing the pooping song! A former elementary school teacher, Eric Litwin's books interweave traditional reading methods with music and movement to make learning fun and effective. • Children's books for kids ages 2–4 • Perfect for families potty training • Great for fans of silly picture books

Show Me Your Cock

Show Me Your Cock
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Publisher : Manchild Books
Total Pages : 26
Release :
ISBN-10 : 1087831679
ISBN-13 : 9781087831671
Rating : 4/5 (79 Downloads)

Synopsis Show Me Your Cock by : Bryan Lawrence

"Show Me Your Cock" is a children's poetry book for adults about a young boy being shown several roosters throughout his lifetime. It is a quest that you will undoubtedly follow with great anticipation. From his neighbor to his best friend, he is shown many different varieties of roosters. What cock will he see next and how? ANYBODY can enjoy it. Even your grandma will want to see what kind of cock will be on the next page. Read it to a crowd or cheer up an angry hobo with "Show Me Your Cock".

Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber

Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 32
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ISBN-10 : 1946178047
ISBN-13 : 9781946178046
Rating : 4/5 (47 Downloads)

Synopsis Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber by : Bimisi Tayanita

Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.

All My Friends Are Dead

All My Friends Are Dead
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Publisher : Chronicle Books
Total Pages : 96
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ISBN-10 : 9781452135380
ISBN-13 : 145213538X
Rating : 4/5 (80 Downloads)

Synopsis All My Friends Are Dead by : Avery Monsen

If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.