Cute Animals for Hard Times

Cute Animals for Hard Times
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Publisher : Chronicle Books
Total Pages : 84
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ISBN-10 : 9781797203454
ISBN-13 : 1797203452
Rating : 4/5 (54 Downloads)

Synopsis Cute Animals for Hard Times by : Chronicle Books

Cute Animals for Hard Times offers an adorable oasis, the tried-and-true cure for a sad day—ridiculously cute animals. In a world full of political meltdown, social media fatigue, and the constant mental health struggle, it's hard to find solace. Luckily, these adorable animals are guaranteed to get anyone out of a bad mood. • The perfect palate cleanser for a bad day • Over 75 full-color photographs • Cute, calming photos help fight the bad news blues. What else could possibly be cuter than some floofs and boops? Cute Animals for Hard Times is your ticket to a better day. • Great for friends and family, whether for the holidays or anytime • The perfect read to cheer up anyone bogged down by the news • You'll love this book if you love books like Unlikely Friendships: 47 Remarkable Stories from the Animal Kingdom by Jennifer S. Holland, Tomorrow : Adventures in an Uncertain World by Bradley Trevor Greive, and A Teaspoon of Courage: A Little Book of Encouragement for Whenever You Need It by Bradley Trevor Greive.

F U, Penguin

F U, Penguin
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Publisher : Villard
Total Pages : 242
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780345518163
ISBN-13 : 0345518160
Rating : 4/5 (63 Downloads)

Synopsis F U, Penguin by : Matthew Gasteier

Perfect for the Scrooge in your life—a profane, hilarious takedown of all things cute and cuddly, by the author of the blog sensation of (almost) the same name Attention, all you clumsy pandas, lovable puffins, huggable bunnies, and penguins that elicit ooohs and aaahs: The jig is up! We have lived under your furry fists for too long. There is a cute and present danger lurking out there–in the wild, in the zoos, and sometimes even in our very own homes. Spurred on by the Cute Industrial Complex, these cuddly animals have taken over blockbuster films, inspirational posters, and computer desktops everywhere, further weakening the innocent civilians who are beguiled by these fuzzy frauds. But you are stronger than them, aren’t you? Those soft bellies and wet noses are no match for you–and their free ride has just come to an end. F U, Penguin is the rallying cry for those who choose to fight these power-hungry cute-mongers. Loaded with color photographs and hilarious commentary, this book will have you laughing out loud while it simultaneously saves you from the tragic fate of tossing yarn with big-eyed kittens and bottle-nursing baby pandas forever. ___________________________ "Finally, a book for the rest of us! Most animals go about our business without playing to the audience like the elitists exposed in these chapters.I wasn't sure how many more times I could hear about those great penguins and pandas and kittens before I started eating people... well, more people, anyway."—Jerry the Shark "Penguins killed my parents, and they would not hesitate to kill me. I thank the Crustacean God for Matthew Gasteier, a true saint and a decent human being in a world filled with heartless penguin accomplices."—Dennis the Krill "It's all true. We're the worst."—Anonymous Penguin "The average dolphin is far beyond this level of vulgarity, but I could see how this would be a very enjoyable book for humans. I should remember to hand these out to some of my slower relatives at the common ancestor reunion."—Edward the Dolphin "Thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, this style of book is not something we are currently looking for. However, we wish you the best of luck with your human publishers!"—Danielle the Bear, Editor-in-Chief, Random Cave Publishing

Animal Flash Cards

Animal Flash Cards
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Publisher : Chronicle Books
Total Pages : 52
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0811852563
ISBN-13 : 9780811852562
Rating : 4/5 (63 Downloads)

Synopsis Animal Flash Cards by : Eric Carle

These beautiful flash cards, featuring artist and author Eric Carle's familiar animal illustrations, serve as a lovely introduction to theABCs. Printed on thick, sturdy board, they are perfect for small hands to hold and are equally suited for hanging on the wall in a child's room.

Extremely Cute Animals Operating Heavy Machinery

Extremely Cute Animals Operating Heavy Machinery
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 48
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781416924418
ISBN-13 : 1416924418
Rating : 4/5 (18 Downloads)

Synopsis Extremely Cute Animals Operating Heavy Machinery by : David Gordon

"When bullies try to stop the extremely cute animals from building their sand castle they band together to build something bigger and better"--

Wild Masterpieces

Wild Masterpieces
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Publisher : Chronicle Books
Total Pages : 128
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ISBN-10 : 1797200747
ISBN-13 : 9781797200743
Rating : 4/5 (47 Downloads)

Synopsis Wild Masterpieces by :

Wild Masterpieces is a collection bizarre portraits featuring cats, dogs, llamas, chicks, pandas, and more. Based on the Instagram account of the same name, this humor book is brimming with animals gracing the grandest landscapes our world has to offer. Each of these 60 portraits remind us that if we stay paw-sitive, life can truly be udder-ly wonderful. * Portraits are by designer Evan Douglas, who started the Wild Masterpieces Instagram account. * Each portrait is paired with an inspirational quote. * A mix of fan favorites and brand-new images Profound, mysterious, nonsensical--this is the world of Wild Masterpieces. This hilariously weird book is perfect for men and women of all ages, nature and animal lovers, fans of the Wild Masterpieces Instagram, and anyone looking for a fun and silly gift. * Includes never-before-seen photos of majestic animal portraits * A great humor gift for anyone who loves animals and needs a pick-me-up * Perfect for display on the coffee table as a conversation starter * Add it to the shelf with books like Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty by Jeremy Greenberg, Cats on Catnip by Andrew Marttila, and Sad Animal Facts by Brooke Barker.

The Other End of the Leash

The Other End of the Leash
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Publisher : Ballantine Books
Total Pages : 289
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780307489180
ISBN-13 : 0307489183
Rating : 4/5 (80 Downloads)

Synopsis The Other End of the Leash by : Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.

Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.

The Three Little Pugs and the Big Bad Cat

The Three Little Pugs and the Big Bad Cat
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Publisher : Tiger Tales
Total Pages : 34
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781680103625
ISBN-13 : 1680103628
Rating : 4/5 (25 Downloads)

Synopsis The Three Little Pugs and the Big Bad Cat by : Becky Davies

As part of the new Let's Read Together collection, this humorous story introduces young readers to the value of perseverance and encourages language development. Three little pugs named Bubbles, Bandit and Beauty live with their mother in the woods. One day, she tells them that it's time for them to set out on their own. The pugs head out to build their own houses--but can they steer clear of the Big, Bad Cat? Let's Read Together is an ideal series to share special reading time with a child while introducing important gentle lessons. The series explores a variety of topics, including friendship, acceptance, teamwork, and empathy, all the while encouraging the development of language and reading skills.

Dogs & Human Health

Dogs & Human Health
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Publisher : Balboa Press
Total Pages : 303
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ISBN-10 : 9781452529035
ISBN-13 : 1452529035
Rating : 4/5 (35 Downloads)

Synopsis Dogs & Human Health by : Milena Penkowa

What if you could significantly improve your physical and mental health by taking a simple step thats easy, rewarding, and fun? Dr. Milena Penkowa says you can do that and more by owning a dog and yet people continue to invest time and money in costly treatments before even considering a furry friend. Dogs can stave off diseases and certain cancers, erase pain, and ease anxiety, depression, allergies, diabetes, and cardiovascular disorders. Over the long term, they can also reduce the burden of dementia, epilepsy, stroke, Parkinsons disease, schizophrenia and autism. This guidebook explains the scientifically proven benefits of dogs, and youll learn how dogs: change the human brain so it reacts and thinks differently; improve the immune system to make you more resilient than dog deprived individuals; boost and invigorate the human spirit and secure happiness; promote a life of longevity and healthiness. Stop looking for fancy remedies to physical and mental problems, and start looking for a dog wagging its tail. Tap into a natural method to survive and thrive by learning about the fascinating connections between Dogs & Human Health.

Cutest Animals on the Planet

Cutest Animals on the Planet
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Publisher :
Total Pages :
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ISBN-10 : 1426339216
ISBN-13 : 9781426339219
Rating : 4/5 (16 Downloads)

Synopsis Cutest Animals on the Planet by :

Cute as an Axolotl

Cute as an Axolotl
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Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
Total Pages : 49
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781524764470
ISBN-13 : 1524764477
Rating : 4/5 (70 Downloads)

Synopsis Cute as an Axolotl by : Jess Keating

"Cats of Instagram" meets National Geographic in this hilarious picture book about nature's cutest weirdos from the author of Pink Is for Blobfish! The Internet pretty much runs on cute animal photos, but "cute" is so much more than clickbait kittens and insta-pups. Cute is for feathery-gilled axolotls (pronounced: ax-uh-LOT-ulz), shy pygmy hippos, poisonous blue dragons, and armored pangolins. All of these animals are cute, but they've also adapted remarkable ways to survive in their unique environments. With her signature blend of humor and zoological know-how, Pink Is for Blobfish author Jess Keating shows how cute animals can be more than just a pretty face in this latest installment of the World of Weird Animals.