Criminy Kringle: And the Oversight that Almost Ruined Christmas

Criminy Kringle: And the Oversight that Almost Ruined Christmas
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Total Pages : 36
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ISBN-10 : 1087856221
ISBN-13 : 9781087856223
Rating : 4/5 (21 Downloads)

Synopsis Criminy Kringle: And the Oversight that Almost Ruined Christmas by : Richard M. Williams

Did you ever wonder where the phrase, "for Criminy's sake!" came from? Well you are about to find out. This is the story of one farsighted supply elf who almost ruined Christmas and how Mrs. Claus saved the day "for Criminy's sake."

The Annotated Nose

The Annotated Nose
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Publisher : Unbridled Books
Total Pages : 434
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ISBN-10 : 9781932961607
ISBN-13 : 1932961607
Rating : 4/5 (07 Downloads)

Synopsis The Annotated Nose by : Marc Estrin

A most unlikely life. “Marc Estrin” discovers that another writer’s novel — The Nose — not only has spawned a bizarre cult among the nation’s youth, but is based on the extraordinary life of a real person—an outcast named Alexei Pigov. “Estrin” searches Alexei out and asks him to provide annotations to The Nose. Alexei says that—although the events of the novel might, for the most part, be real—the purported reasons for them are all damnable lies. On the left-hand page of The Annotated Nose we read The Nose itself, and take in its beautifully unsettling illustrations. On the right-hand page we follow Alexei’s complaints – always surprising and often far-reaching. The layers in Estrin’s remarkable comic book are as multiple, eclectic, and outrageous as the sequence of masks Alexei wears to hide his face from the world over the caroming trajectory of his most unlikely life. The Annotated Nose is at once Marc Estrin’s most playful and his most ambitious work to date. A signed and numbered limited edition of 75 copies is also available.

Criminy Kringle

Criminy Kringle
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Publisher : Independently Published
Total Pages : 36
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ISBN-10 : 1731254695
ISBN-13 : 9781731254696
Rating : 4/5 (95 Downloads)

Synopsis Criminy Kringle by : Richard M. Williams

Did you ever wonder where the phrase, "for Criminy's sake!" came from? Well you are about to find out. This is the story of one farsighted supply elf who almost ruined Christmas.

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle
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Publisher : AuthorHouse
Total Pages : 194
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ISBN-10 : 9781434398970
ISBN-13 : 1434398978
Rating : 4/5 (70 Downloads)

Synopsis Kris Kringle by : Maria Ciampi

"Hello, my name's Ricky and I honestly thought I knew what I was doing. I thought life went from A to Z. And as it may, it turns out other things do to. Once upon a day I was an average young man with an average life. That is, until my friend Bobby found a lamp that he claimed to be a time machine. Time machine . . . if only. We didn't have the slightest idea what we were dealing with, nor could we have possibly known what was to come. The lamp sent us on an adventure of many adventures, and in turn we've become altered in ways we'll never be able to undo. It's too late for us, that's obvious. You, on the other hand, are the beneficiary. Lucky you. So, with all the formalities out of the way, I'll just say this: If you think your life can be a bitch . . . try and take my shoes for a stroll."

Dictionary of American Regional English: Introduction and A-C

Dictionary of American Regional English: Introduction and A-C
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Publisher : Belknap Press
Total Pages : 1074
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ISBN-10 : UOM:49015002912344
ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 (44 Downloads)

Synopsis Dictionary of American Regional English: Introduction and A-C by : Frederic G. Cassidy

This series capture the language spoken on America's main streets and country roads, words and phrases passed along within homes and communities, from east to west, north to south, childhood to old age. Built upon an unprecedented survey of spoken English across America and bolstered by extensive historical research, this series preserves the language with all its idioms and peculiarities.

The Midwest Survival Guide

The Midwest Survival Guide
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Publisher : HarperCollins
Total Pages : 304
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ISBN-10 : 9780063074965
ISBN-13 : 0063074966
Rating : 4/5 (65 Downloads)

Synopsis The Midwest Survival Guide by : Charlie Berens

New York Times Bestseller A hilarious full-color guide to Midwestern culture, from comedian and journalist Charlie Berens, creator of the viral comedic series "The Manitowoc Minute" Have you ever had a goodbye lasting more than four hours? Do you lack the emotional capacity to say “I love you” so you just tell your loved ones to “watch out for deer”? Have you apologized to a stranger because she stepped on your foot? If you answered yes to any of these questions, there’s a good chance you’re a Midwesterner—or a Midwesterner at heart. Even if you answered no, you probably know someone who held the door for you from two football fields away. He likely waved at you and said, “Hey there,” like you organized the church bar crawl together. That was a Midwesterner in the wild. We understand that your interaction was strange—but it’s likely to get stranger. Don’t wait until they stick their head in your second-floor window to invite you over for a perch fry because they climbed on your roof to clean your gutters. There’s no need to pull the pepper spray; this species is helpful by nature. And the relationship could be very symbiotic—but only if you let it happen. And that’s where this book comes into play. Inspired by my comedy tours across the Midwest and life growing up in Wisconsin, this book is an exploration into my favorite region on Earth. Some may think the Midwest is just a bunch of bland flyover states filled with less diversity than a Monsanto monoculture. But scratch that surface with your buck knife and you’ll find rich cultures and traditions proving we’re more than just fifty shades of milk. So whether you’re a born-and-bred Midwesterner looking to sharpen your skill at apologies or a costal elite visiting the in-laws for the holidays, this book will help you navigate the Midwest, with everything from the best flannel looks to dating and mating rituals (yes, casserole is involved) to climbing the corporate corn silo to how to handle a four-way stop—and every backyard brat fry in between. And for those of you who don’t like reading, don’t worry—we’ve got pictures! Toss in illustrations, sidebars, quizzes, and jokes worthy of a supper club stall and The Midwest Survival Guide is just the walleye-deep look into this distinctive, beautiful, and bizarre American culture you’ve been looking for.

Pinocchio, the Tale of a Puppet

Pinocchio, the Tale of a Puppet
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Total Pages : 140
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ISBN-10 : 1603033939
ISBN-13 : 9781603033930
Rating : 4/5 (39 Downloads)

Synopsis Pinocchio, the Tale of a Puppet by : Carlo Collodi

Pinocchio, The Tale of a Puppet follows the adventures of a talking wooden puppet whose nose grew longer whenever he told a lie and who wanted more than anything else to become a real boy.As carpenter Master Antonio begins to carve a block of pinewood into a leg for his table the log shouts out, "Don't strike me too hard!" Frightened by the talking log, Master Cherry does not know what to do until his neighbor Geppetto drops by looking for a piece of wood to build a marionette. Antonio gives the block to Geppetto. And thus begins the life of Pinocchio, the puppet that turns into a boy.Pinocchio, The Tale of a Puppet is a novel for children by Carlo Collodi is about the mischievous adventures of Pinocchio, an animated marionette, and his poor father and woodcarver Geppetto. It is considered a classic of children's literature and has spawned many derivative works of art. But this is not the story we've seen in film but the original version full of harrowing adventures faced by Pinnocchio. It includes 40 illustrations.

Hollywood Highbrow

Hollywood Highbrow
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Publisher : Princeton University Press
Total Pages : 242
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ISBN-10 : 9780691187280
ISBN-13 : 0691187282
Rating : 4/5 (80 Downloads)

Synopsis Hollywood Highbrow by : Shyon Baumann

Today's moviegoers and critics generally consider some Hollywood products--even some blockbusters--to be legitimate works of art. But during the first half century of motion pictures very few Americans would have thought to call an American movie "art." Up through the 1950s, American movies were regarded as a form of popular, even lower-class, entertainment. By the 1960s and 1970s, however, viewers were regularly judging Hollywood films by artistic criteria previously applied only to high art forms. In Hollywood Highbrow, Shyon Baumann for the first time tells how social and cultural forces radically changed the public's perceptions of American movies just as those forces were radically changing the movies themselves. The development in the United States of an appreciation of film as an art was, Baumann shows, the product of large changes in Hollywood and American society as a whole. With the postwar rise of television, American movie audiences shrank dramatically and Hollywood responded by appealing to richer and more educated viewers. Around the same time, European ideas about the director as artist, an easing of censorship, and the development of art-house cinemas, film festivals, and the academic field of film studies encouraged the idea that some American movies--and not just European ones--deserved to be considered art.

Dear Black Girls

Dear Black Girls
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 32
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ISBN-10 : 1999058836
ISBN-13 : 9781999058838
Rating : 4/5 (36 Downloads)

Synopsis Dear Black Girls by : Shanice Nicole

Dear Black Girls is a letter to all Black girls. Every day poet and educator Shanice Nicole is reminded of how special Black girls are and of how lucky she is to be one. Illustrations by Kezna Dalz support the book's message that no two Black girls are the same but they are all special--that to be a Black girl is a true gift. In this celebratory poem, Kezna and Shanice remind young readers that despite differences, they all deserve to be loved just the way they are.