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Author |
: D. C. Pierson |
Publisher |
: Speak |
Total Pages |
: 370 |
Release |
: 2014-06-12 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780142422311 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0142422312 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (11 Downloads) |
Synopsis Crap Kingdom by : D. C. Pierson
Tenth-grader Tom Parking's dream of being swept away to a fantasy land where he becomes a hero nearly comes true when he finds himself the Chosen One of a nameless world, the most annoying, least "cool" place in the universe.
Author |
: Erin E. Conley |
Publisher |
: Zest Books |
Total Pages |
: 98 |
Release |
: 2009-04-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780979017353 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0979017351 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (53 Downloads) |
Synopsis Crap by : Erin E. Conley
Crap teaches which types of crap are useful (and which aren't), how to avoid crap when possible, deal with it when it can’t be avoided, and how you can flush it out of your life. You'll learn how to break the crap-cycle once and for all with quotes from noted crap-coping experts like Homer Simpson and Kurt Vonnegut, and even get a few little-known biological and scientific facts about--yeah, you guessed it--literal crap.
Author |
: Matt Fleckenstein |
Publisher |
: Devil's Due Publishing |
Total Pages |
: 146 |
Release |
: 2006 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1932796657 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781932796650 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (57 Downloads) |
Synopsis Family Guy by : Matt Fleckenstein
Collects the first three Family Guy comic books each of which looks at life and family from the unique view of a different family member.
Author |
: Rhodri Marsden |
Publisher |
: Chronicle Books |
Total Pages |
: 125 |
Release |
: 2013-09-10 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781452132051 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1452132054 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (51 Downloads) |
Synopsis Crap Dates by : Rhodri Marsden
A good date can be exhilarating: a shared joke, an improbable spark, long moments of gazing fondly into each other's eyes. Not so for the dating disasters featured in this collection of laugh-out-loud actual tweets about the most terrible evenings imaginable. From seriously unwelcome confessions, to dousing dates in wine, to bringing them back to creepy apartments to meet favorite stuffed animals, here are the funniest and most alarming reports from dating's front lines. Along the way, author Rhodri Marsden offers tips on how to identify and avoid the worst of the bad daters, including married men, blatant liars, deluded optimists, and more. This harrowing collection of real nightmare dates will amuse anyone who's suffered through one of cupid's off nights.
Author |
: Eric Powell |
Publisher |
: IDW Publishing |
Total Pages |
: 107 |
Release |
: 2012-05-30 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781613774564 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1613774567 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (64 Downloads) |
Synopsis Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters Volume 1 by : Eric Powell
The King of the Monsters rises again, and for the first time in comics, he's bringing lots of other beloved Toho monsters with him in one destructive saga! When Godzilla appears off the coast of Japan, the Japanese government must respond quickly to contain the disaster... but before long, other monsters start appearing all over the world. Can humanity survive this mysterious onslaught of giant beasts? Writers Eric Powell (The Goon) and Tracy Marsh bring the mayhem a-plenty, and artist Phil Hester (Green Arrow, Swamp Thing) brings the massive monsters to life!
Author |
: Richard Porter |
Publisher |
: Bloomsbury Publishing USA |
Total Pages |
: 116 |
Release |
: 2005-10-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781582346380 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1582346380 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (80 Downloads) |
Synopsis Crap Cars by : Richard Porter
Offers a window into the vanity and silliness of almost every decade as expressed by the ultimate status symbol of the car, showcasing the cheapest, tackiest, and most mechanically inept vehicles built from the 1960s to the 1990s.
Author |
: Jessica Cluess |
Publisher |
: Random House Books for Young Readers |
Total Pages |
: 434 |
Release |
: 2017-09-19 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780553535945 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0553535943 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (45 Downloads) |
Synopsis A Poison Dark and Drowning (Kingdom on Fire, Book Two) by : Jessica Cluess
In the gripping fantasy sequel to A Shadow Bright and Burning that Justine Magazine says is "a pinch of Potter blended with a drop of Infernal Devices (Cassandra Clare)", Henrietta wants to save her love, but his dark magic may be her undoing. “Devastatingly magical and monstrously romantic.” —Stephanie Garber, New York Times bestselling author of CARAVAL Henrietta wants to save the one she loves. But will his dark magic be her undoing? In the second book in the Kingdom on Fire series, Jessica Cluess delivers her signature mix of magic, passion, and teen warriors fighting for survival. Hand to fans of Victoria Aveyard, Sarah J. Maas, and Kiersten White. Henrietta came to London to be named the chosen one, the first female sorcerer in centuries. Instead, she discovered a city ruled by secrets. And the biggest secret of all: Henrietta is not the chosen one. Still, she must play the role in order to keep herself and Rook, her best friend and childhood love, safe. But can she truly save him? In order to try, Henrietta persuades Blackwood, the mysterious Earl of Sorrow-Fell, to travel up the coast to seek out new weapons. And Magnus, the brave, reckless flirt who wants to win back her favor, is assigned to their mission. Together, they will face monsters, make powerful allies, and discover that some old wounds are still full of poison. Praise for Jessica Cluess's A Shadow Bright and Burning, Kingdom on Fire, Book 1: “This is a novel that gives off light and heat.” —The New York Times “The magic! The intrigue! The guys! We were sucked into this monster-ridden alternative England from page one. Henrietta is literally a ‘girl on fire’ and this team of sorcerers training for battle had a pinch of Potter blended with a drop of [Cassandra Clare’s] Infernal Devices.” —Justine “Unputdownable. I loved the monsters, the magic, and the teen warriors who are their world’s best hope! Jessica Cluess is an awesome storyteller!” —TAMORA PIERCE, #1 New York Times bestselling author
Author |
: Kat Su |
Publisher |
: Ten Speed Press |
Total Pages |
: 98 |
Release |
: 2014-09-09 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781607748205 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1607748207 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (05 Downloads) |
Synopsis Crap Taxidermy by : Kat Su
A humorous look at what happens when taxidermy goes terribly wrong, by the founder of the hit website crappytaxidermy.com. A relaxed toad enjoying a smoke and a brew. A cat with eerily flexible front legs. A smiling lion with receding gums. Whether you choose to laugh or cringe at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, you won't be able to tear your eyes away from the curiosities inside. This volume brings together the very best of the worst (along with a DIY "Stuff Your Own Mouse" lesson by an Insect Preparator from the American Museum of Natural History), showcasing the most perverse yet imaginative anatomical reconstructions of the animal kingdom you'll ever see.
Author |
: Dan Kieran |
Publisher |
: Harper Collins |
Total Pages |
: 162 |
Release |
: 2005-12-27 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780060833411 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0060833416 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (11 Downloads) |
Synopsis Crap Jobs by : Dan Kieran
Quick -- what's the worst, most mind-numbing, humiliating, horrendous, horrific job you can think of? They're all here. The worst jobs in the world. Firsthand accounts of one hundred horrible jobs guaranteed to make you groan, laugh, and maybe, just maybe help you feel a teensy bit better about your own place in the rat race. Painstakingly assembled by the geniuses behind the British humor magazine The Idler, this collection includes the gloriously gory details of such occupations as: hospital launderette, gas station worker, weed sprayer, bank teller, janitor's assistant, and telemarketer. It's a hilarious romp through the stinky cesspool of employment hell, with helpful commentary from those who speak of crap jobs from hard-won personal experience. So curl up with this guide and be grateful for the job you have...or grab the want ads now!
Author |
: Adam Elliott |
Publisher |
: Random House |
Total Pages |
: 130 |
Release |
: 2012 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780091948627 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0091948622 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (27 Downloads) |
Synopsis Crap Graffiti by : Adam Elliott
"Welcome to the strange world of anonymous anarchists, toilet wall Tourette's and the mysterious rants of unidentified luntics. It's not big and it's not clever. But we defy you not to snigger all the same ..."--Publisher description.