You Can Own This Book Today Do not buy this book if you’re low on money and struggling financially. I do not want this book to be the reason you are short on rent, unable to afford to make a car payment, etc. I’m not picking on you. I’m just looking out for you because I know what it is like to not have much money coming in and I don’t want you to strain yourself financially in order for you to be able to buy this book. Does that make sense? If you’re doing okay financially then please disregard what you just read earlier and continue reading from here. YOU CAN READ THIS BOOK FOR FREE IF YOU ARE A KINDLE UNLIMITED SUBSCRIBER. Before you continue reading, I would just like to let you know that you are enough. You. Are. Enough. Don’t let society trick you into believing you’re not enough. The fact that you’re here reading this book proves you’re smart and you love yourself enough to make a positive change in your life because you’re not too proud to get help. You are enough and I truly do mean that. Invest in yourself by getting this valuable and inexpensive book today. Read it on your PC, Mac, smart-phone, tablet, or Kindle device right away. If an original meme you create gets a ton of attention from strangers online then you have what it takes to earn money making memes. Millions of people are addicted to social media and they love memes. I’m willing to bet that you are, too, so take advantage of that and cash in on it. What do the Instagram stars @fuckjerry, @girlwithnojob, @boywithnojob, and @thefatjewish have in common? Give up? The answer is that they all earned money from content marketing whether they know it or not. This book will teach you how to content market your original memes. Download your copy today. Here Is What You Get When You Buy This Book: *An understanding of what exactly content marketing is* *Information on how you can content market your memes* *Social media marketing strategies* *Opportunity to know when are the best times to post on Instagram* If you’re skeptical then I don’t blame you. I would be too. There’s a lot of scammers on the internet and they have made it extremely hard for you to trust people online. So with that being said, I’m going to make you an offer that will be difficult for you to refuse. If you believe this will add value to your life then please invest in this book today and if you are not satisfied with this book within the first 7 days then you can get a refund no questions asked. There is no risk involved. YOU CAN READ THIS BOOK FOR FREE IF YOU ARE A KINDLE UNLIMITED SUBSCRIBER. *AMAZON REWARDS REVIEWERS Did you know Amazon.com rewards people for reviewing products they purchase? There have been stories about Amazon randomly giving gift cards to people just because they were kind enough to leave an honest review. That’s free money! So with that being said, would you mind leaving this book a review on Amazon? Thank you so much. *BONUS If you make it to the end of this book you will be able to get a special sneak peek at Malik Jordan’s other book that will be sure to add value to your life. Download your copy now. *TAKE ACTION If this is something you are interested in because you think it will help you out then you should buy Content Marketing Your Original Memes on Instagram, today, risk-free. If you’re not satisfied within the first 7 days, then you can get your money-back guarantee, no questions asked. Does that make sense? You buying this book also means that you will be helping others who are in need because 10% of profits will go to a charity of the author’s choice. Begin your journey on discovering new possibilities with Content Marketing Your Original Memes on Instagram, today. Get your copy immediately. YOU CAN READ THIS BOOK FOR FREE IF YOU ARE A KINDLE UNLIMITED SUBSCRIBER. Tags: content marketing, social media marketing, marketing, social media, memes, meme, funny pics, comedy, malik jordan comedy

Over 60 billion online messages are sent on digital platforms every day, and only a select few succeed in the mad scramble for customer attention. This means that the question for anyone who wants to gain mass exposure for their transformative content, business, or brand or connect with audiences around the globe is no longer if they should use social media but how to best take advantage of the numerous different platforms. How can you make a significant impact in the digital world and stand out among all the noise? Digital strategist and "growth hacker" Brendan Kane has the answer and will show you how—in 30 days or less. A wizard of the social media sphere, Kane has built online platforms for A-listers including Taylor Swift and Rihanna. He's advised brands such as MTV, Skechers, Vice and IKEA on how to establish and grow their digital audience and engagement. Kane has spent his career discovering the best tools to turn any no-name into a top influencer simply by speaking into a camera or publishing a popular blog—and now he'll share his secrets with you. In One Million Followers, Kane will teach you how to gain an authentic, dedicated, and diverse online following from scratch; create personal, unique, and valuable content that will engage your core audience; and build a multi-media brand through platforms like Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Snapchat, and LinkedIn. Featuring in-depth interviews with celebrities, influencers, and marketing experts, including: • Chris Barton, cofounder and board director of Shazam and former head of Android business development for Google • Ray Chan, CEO and cofounder of 9GAG • Julius Dein, internet personality and magician with nearly 16 million Facebook followers • Mike Jurkovac, Emmy Award–winner and creative director of will.i.am and the Black Eyed Peas • Phil Ranta, former COO of Studio71 and VP of network at Fullscreen • Eamonn Carey, managing director at Techstars London • Jonathan Skogmo, founder and CEO of Jukin Media, Inc. • Jon Jashni, founder of Raintree Ventures and former president and chief creative officer of Legendary Entertainment One Million Followers is the ultimate guide to building your worldwide brand and unlocking all the benefits social media has to offer. It's time to stop being a follower and start being a leader.

“A useful, short, affordable book that teaches you how to earn money with memes has finally been written!” -Malik Jordan My name is Malik McCotter-Jordan, but you can call me Malik Jordan. I am the author of this book. How To Earn Your First $100 Making Memes In 3 Simple Steps is quite frankly nothing but a short book showing aspiring professional funny meme creators how to make money on fiverr.com. Most authors overpromise and under deliver when they write their book introduction. That is not what I am about to do. In this introduction I will tell you how to earn your first $100 making memes in 3 simple steps. My advice will be practical and straight to the point. Let’s Be Honest Book introductions are basically a form of marketing to get people to buy the book. In this book introduction I am going to be very transparent with you. I’ll be so transparent with you that you may lose interest in this book and choose not to buy it and that is fine with me. Did I write this introduction to market it to you and to get book sales? The answer is yes, but I do not want just anyone to buy this book. I want this book to be bought by people who are serious about earning money with memes. Why I Wrote This Book’s Introduction I wrote this book’s introduction to get sales and weed out the people who would be wasting their time if they bought this book. I am not like all of the other writers out there. I am not desperate for your money. This book is not for everybody and I knew this before I even began writing it. This is not the book for you if you do not already know how to make memes. This book is for people who already have experience in making memes. This book is for people who would like to know how to go about earning money with their already established meme creating abilities. This book does not teach you how to make a meme. This book doesn’t take more than a week to read and it isn’t expensive at all. This Book Is Cheap! For just the low price of $2.99 you can learn how to earn your first $100 making memes. According to CollegeBoard.com, the national average for college textbooks is $1,137 per year. You purchasing this book will be an inexpensive investment in your future and if you practice the 3 SIMPLE steps in this book it will pay for itself. 3 Reasons Why This Book Is So Cheap The first reason why this book is so cheap is because most people who would be interested in a book like this are millennials. Millenials are the poorest generation so far. That’s why I made this book $2.99 and not $14.99 when I self-published it. The second reason this book is so cheap is because it is SUPER short. Usually when you hear advice that is straight to the point it is short. The truth is usually short, straight to the point, and simple, just like this book. The third reason why this book is so cheap is because it didn’t take a lot of money to write and self-publish this book in the first place. I don’t owe a book publishing company money so I’m not about to charge you over $10 for a book like this. What You Are Being Sold I’m not selling you the perfect book because the perfect book doesn’t exist, no matter how much work I put into it or hire someone else to put into it. I’m selling you a book with practical, easy to understand steps on how to earn your first $100 making memes. QUICK DISCLAIMER Before I get into the 3 steps that will be taught to you, I want to let you know a few things. This is not a scam. No, the steps will not be easy, but they are not hard either. The 3 steps are SIMPLE. If you aren’t satisfied you can get your money back. Usually, when people do research on how to create an extra stream of income, they come across things like affiliate marketing and making YouTube videos. This book is most likely the first book to ever teach people how to turn their passion for memes into an additional stream of income. The 3 Simple Steps You will get to learn from the mistakes I made along the way to earning my first $100 making memes. These 3 simple steps will give you the knowledge you need to earn your first $100 making memes. Step one will be content marketing your original memes. You will be informed about the importance of creating content regularly for Instagram.com and why you should content market on Instagram.com. Step two will be setting up your meme making business online. You will be told to set up shop on fiverr.com first and why you should start on fiverr.com. Step three will be getting paid. This is pretty self-explanatory. Don’t expect this step to be very long. I’m very sure this step will be your favorite. Am I right? Don’t Cheat The System The most challenging steps are steps one and two. Step three is the part I am sure you will like the most. Unfortunately, if you do not do steps one and two you will not be able to start step three so do not try to cheat this system. You will only be wasting your own time. Can I Earn More Than $100 Making Memes? I know what you’re probably thinking and the answer is yes. You can earn more than $100 making memes. I have done it before. There is no limit to how much money you can earn making memes. What this book focuses on the most is teaching you and everyone else who buys this book how to earn their FIRST $100 dollars making memes. As long as you have a talent for making memes and self-efficacy you will be able to earn your first $100 making memes. Elephant In The Room Now let’s address the elephant in the room. You most likely doubt I earned $100 making memes and that is okay. It is perfectly normal to be skeptical. If I were you I would be suspicious too. I have proof that I earned $100 making memes. Just visit the following web address https://tinyurl.com/y972bmoo. The elephant in the room has finally been addressed and now it is time for you to take action. QUICK SUMMARY STEP ONE - BUILD CREDIBILITY THROUGH CONTENT MARKETING. STEP TWO - EARN YOUR FIRST $100 BY STARTING A BUSINESS. STEP THREE - COLLECT YOUR REVENUE AND GET PAID. ACT NOW! Do you or do you not want to know how to earn your first $100 making memes? Are you already experienced in creating funny memes regularly for free and would like to know how to earn money doing it? If you answered yes to these 2 questions above then do yourself a huge favor and buy this inexpensive book. This book can be yours today for just $2.99. You can’t find a brand new college textbook being sold for $2.99, but you can own this one for $2.99 right now. If you want 3 practical pieces of advice that will help you create an extra stream of income making memes, this is the book you need to be buying right now. Most authors would charge 2 to 3 times more than $2.99. This book is practically a steal. Act now! Buy How To Earn Your First $100 Making Memes In 3 Simple Steps for $2.99 today.

“A useful, short, affordable book that teaches you how to earn more money with memes has finally been written!” -Malik Jordan My name is Malik McCotter-Jordan, but you can call me Malik Jordan. I am the author of this book. How To Earn More Than $100 Making Memes in 4 Simple Steps is quite frankly nothing but a short book showing aspiring professional funny meme creators how to make money on fiverr.com. Most authors overpromise and under deliver when they write their book introduction. That is not what I am about to do. In this introduction I will tell you how to earn more than $100 making memes in 4 simple steps. My advice will be practical and straight to the point. Let’s Be Honest Book introductions are basically a form of marketing to get people to buy the book. In this book introduction I am going to be very transparent with you. I’ll be so transparent with you that you may lose interest in this book and choose not to buy it and that is fine with me. Did I write this introduction to market it to you and to get book sales? The answer is yes, but I do not want just anyone to buy this book. I want this book to be bought by people who are serious about earning money with memes. Why I Wrote This Book’s Introduction I wrote this book’s introduction to get sales and weed out the people who would be wasting their time if they bought this book. I am not like all of the other writers out there. I am not desperate for your money. This book is not for everybody and I knew this before I even began writing it. This is not the book for you if you do not already know how to make memes. This book is for people who already have experience in making memes. This book is for people who would like to know how to go about earning money with their already established meme creating abilities. This book does not teach you how to make a meme. This book doesn’t take more than a week to read and it isn’t expensive at all. This Book Is Cheap! For just the low price of $2.99 you can learn how to earn more than $100 making memes. According to CollegeBoard.com, the national average for college textbooks is $1,137 per year. You purchasing this book will be an inexpensive investment in your future and if you practice the 4 SIMPLE steps in this book it will pay for itself. 3 Reasons Why This Book Is So Cheap The first reason why this book is so cheap is because most people who would be interested in a book like this are millennials. Millenials are the poorest generation so far. That’s why I made this book $2.99 and not $14.99 when I self-published it. The second reason this book is so cheap is because it is SUPER short. Usually when you hear advice that is straight to the point it is short. The truth is usually short, straight to the point, and simple, just like this book. The third reason why this book is so cheap is because it didn’t take a lot of money to write and self-publish this book in the first place. I don’t owe a book publishing company money so I’m not about to charge you over $10 for a book like this. What You Are Being Sold I’m not selling you the perfect book because the perfect book doesn’t exist, no matter how much work I put into it or hire someone else to put into it. I’m selling you a book with practical, easy to understand steps on how to earn more than $100 making memes. QUICK DISCLAIMER Before I get into the 4 steps that will be taught to you, I want to let you know a few things. This is not a scam. No, the steps will not be easy, but they are not hard either. The 4 steps are SIMPLE. If you aren’t satisfied you can get your money back. Usually, when people do research on how to create an extra stream of income, they come across things like affiliate marketing and making YouTube videos. This book is most likely the first book to ever teach people how to turn their passion for memes into an additional stream of income. Don’t Cheat The System The most challenging steps are steps one, two, and four. Step three is the part I am sure you will like the most. Unfortunately, if you do not do steps one and two you will not be able to do the rest of the steps so do not try to cheat this system. You will only be wasting your own time. Can I Earn More Than $100 Making Memes? I know what you’re probably thinking and the answer is yes. You can earn more than $100 making memes. I have done it before. There is no limit to how much money you can earn making memes. What this book focuses on the most is teaching you and everyone else who buys this book how to earn their FIRST $100 dollars making memes. As long as you have a talent for making memes and self-efficacy you will be able to earn more than $100 making memes. Elephant In The Room Now let’s address the elephant in the room. You most likely doubt I earned $100 making memes and that is okay. It is perfectly normal to be skeptical. If I were you I would be suspicious too. I have proof that I earned $100 making memes. Just visit the following web address https://tinyurl.com/y972bmoo. The elephant in the room has finally been addressed and now it is time for you to take action. QUICK SUMMARY STEP ONE - BUILD CREDIBILITY THROUGH CONTENT MARKETING. STEP TWO - EARN MORE THAN $100 BY STARTING A BUSINESS. STEP THREE - COLLECT YOUR REVENUE AND GET PAID. STEP FOUR - TAKE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE LEARNED AND TURN IT INTO A BOOK THAT YOU CAN SELF PUBLISH ON AMAZON.COM ACT NOW! Do you or do you not want to know how to earn more than $100 making memes? Are you already experienced in creating funny memes regularly for free and would like to know how to earn money doing it? If you answered yes to these 2 questions above then do yourself a huge favor and buy this inexpensive book. This book can be yours today for just $2.99. You can’t find a brand new college textbook being sold for $2.99, but you can own this one for $2.99 right now. If you want 4 practical pieces of advice that will help you create an extra stream of income making memes, this is the book you need to be buying right now. Most authors would charge 2 to 3 times more than $2.99. This book is practically a steal. Act now! Buy How To Earn more than $100 Making Memes In 4 Simple Steps for $2.99, today.

The Mom Test is a quick, practical guide that will save you time, money, and heartbreak. They say you shouldn't ask your mom whether your business is a good idea, because she loves you and will lie to you. This is technically true, but it misses the point. You shouldn't ask anyone if your business is a good idea. It's a bad question and everyone will lie to you at least a little . As a matter of fact, it's not their responsibility to tell you the truth. It's your responsibility to find it and it's worth doing right . Talking to customers is one of the foundational skills of both Customer Development and Lean Startup. We all know we're supposed to do it, but nobody seems willing to admit that it's easy to screw up and hard to do right. This book is going to show you how customer conversations go wrong and how you can do better.

Founder of the phenomenon social media account PreachersNSneakers tackles how faith, capitalism, consumerism, and (wannabe) celebrity have collided and asks both believers and nonbelievers alike: how much is too much? What started as a joke account on Instagram has turned into a movement. Through this provocative project, the founder of PreachersNSneakers is helping thousands of Jesus followers wrestle with the inevitable dilemmas created by our Western culture obsessed with image and entertainment. In PreachersNSneakers: Authenticity in an Age of For-Profit Faith and (Wannabe) Celebrities, Ben Kirby approaches many of the difficult questions plaguing countless Christians’ minds, presenting experiences and input from both sides of difficult questions, such as: Should pastors grow wealthy off of religion, and can their churches ever be too large? Do we really believe that divine blessings are monetary, or is that just religious wallpaper to hide our own greed? Is there space in Christendom for celebrities like Kanye and Bieber to exist without distorting the good news? What about this: Is it wrong for someone—even wrong for author Ben Kirby—to call out faith leaders online and leverage “cancel culture” to affect change? PreachersNSneakers will navigate these challenging questions and many more with humor, wit, candor, and a few never-before-published hijinks. Each chapter will explore the various sides of the debate, holding space for us to make up our own minds. This book is not about finding the perfect, “right” way to do something, but instead learning how to articulate what we believe, why we believe it, and what to do when we want to stand up against cultural norms. This book will doubtlessly become a staple for church small groups, college ministries, and book clubs, emboldening struggling believers who want to live a more genuine faith. After all, the Lord works in mysterious colorways.

My name is Malik Jordan. I am the author of this book and this will probably be the most honest book introduction/description that you have ever read. Meme Selling: How To Earn More Than $100 Making Memes in 5 Simple Steps Censored is quite frankly nothing but a short book showing people how to go from a beginner level meme creator to a professional meme creator that earns money making memes for people online. Most authors overpromise and under deliver when they write their book introduction. That is not what I am about to do. In this introduction I will tell you how to earn more than $100 making memes in 5 simple steps. My advice will be practical and straight to the point. Let’s Be Honest Book introductions are basically a form of marketing to get people to buy the book. In this book introduction I am going to be very transparent with you. I’ll be so transparent with you that you may lose interest in this book and choose not to buy it and that is fine with me. Did I write this introduction to market it to you and to get book sales? The answer is yes, but I do not want just anyone to buy this book. I want this book to be bought by people who are serious about earning money from making great memes. This Book Is Cheap! For just the low price of $2.99 you can learn how to earn more than $100 making memes in 5 simple steps. According to CollegeBoard.com, the national average for college textbooks is $1,137 per year. You purchasing this book will be an inexpensive investment in your future and if you practice the 5 SIMPLE steps in this book it will pay for itself. 3 Reasons Why This Book Is So Cheap The first reason why this book is so cheap is because most people who would be interested in a book like this are millennials. Millenials are the poorest generation so far. That’s why I made this book cheap when I self-published it. The second reason this book is so cheap is because it is SUPER short. Usually when you hear advice that is straight to the point it is short. The truth is usually short, straight to the point, and simple, just like this book. The third reason why this book is so cheap is because it didn’t take a lot of money to write and self-publish this book in the first place. I don’t owe a book publishing company money so I’m not about to charge you over $20 for a book like this. What You Are Being Sold Let’s address the elephant in the room. I’m not selling you the perfect book because the perfect book doesn’t exist, no matter how much work I put into it or hire someone else to put into it. I’m selling you a book with practical, easy to understand steps on how to earn more than $100 making memes. Also, this book contains proof that I was able to earn more than $100 making memes just so that you know that all of this is indeed possible to do. QUICK DISCLAIMER Before I get into the 5 steps that will be taught to you, I want to let you know a few things. This is not a scam. No, the steps will not be easy, but they are not hard either. The 5 steps are SIMPLE. If you aren’t satisfied you can get your money back. Usually, when people do research on how to create an extra stream of income, they come across things like affiliate marketing and making YouTube videos. This book is most likely the first book to ever teach people how to turn their passion for memes into an additional stream of income. Can I Earn More Than $100 Making Memes? I know what you’re probably thinking and the answer is yes. You can earn more than $100 making memes. I have done it before. There is no limit to how much money you can earn making memes. What this book focuses on the most is teaching you and everyone else who buys this book how to earn their FIRST $100 dollars making memes. As long as you have a talent for making memes and self-efficacy you will be able to earn more than $100 making memes. QUICK SUMMARY STEP ONE - MAKE GREAT MEMES. STEP TWO - BUILD CREDIBILITY THROUGH CONTENT MARKETING. STEP THREE - EARN MORE THAN $100 BY STARTING A BUSINESS. STEP FOUR - COLLECT YOUR REVENUE AND GET PAID. STEP FIVE - TAKE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE LEARNED AND TURN IT INTO A BOOK THAT YOU CAN SELF PUBLISH ON AMAZON.COM ACT NOW! Do you or do you not want to know how to earn more than $100 making memes? Are you already experienced in creating funny memes regularly for free and would like to know how to earn money doing it? If you answered yes to these 2 questions above then do yourself a huge favor and buy this inexpensive book. This book can be yours today for just $2.99. You can’t find a brand new college textbook being sold for $2.99, but you can own this one for $2.99 right now. If you want 5 practical pieces of advice that will help you create an extra stream of income making memes, this is the book you need to be buying right now. Most authors would charge 2 to 3 times more than $2.99. This book is practically a steal. Act now! Buy Meme Selling: How To Earn More Than $100 Making Memes in 5 Simple Steps Censored for $2.99, today. CALL TO ACTION If this is something you are interested in because you think it will help you out then you should buy Meme Selling: How To Earn More Than $100 Making Memes in 5 Simple Steps Censored, today, risk-free. If you’re not satisfied with this book within the first 7 days, then you can get your money back guaranteed, no questions asked. Begin your journey on discovering new possibilities with Meme Selling: How To Earn More Than $100 Making Memes in 5 Simple Steps Censored, today. Act fast because the price of this book will not be this low forever! *AMAZON REWARDS REVIEWERS Did you know Amazon.com rewards people for reviewing products they purchase? There have been stories about Amazon randomly giving gift cards to people just because they were kind enough to leave an honest review. That’s free money! So with that being said, would you mind leaving this book a review on Amazon? Thank you so much. *BONUS If you make it to the end of this book you will be able to get a special sneak peak at Malik Jordan’s next book that will be sure to add value to your life. Download your copy today! *TAKE ACTION If this is something you are interested in because you think it will help you out then you should buy Meme Selling: How To Earn More Than $100 Making Memes in 5 Simple Steps Censored, today, risk-free. If you’re not satisfied within the first 7 days, then you can get your money back guaranteed, no questions asked. Begin your journey on discovering new possibilities with Meme Selling: How To Earn More Than $100 Making Memes in 5 Simple Steps Censored, today. Act fast because the price will not be this low forever! Download your copy today. Tags: memes, money, online business, malik jordan comedy, cotter media, selling, sales, income, how to, steps, simple, tutorial

Kickstart your Airbnb business and unlock the secrets to a successful listing with this complete 3-in-1 collection! Are you searching for the ultimate guide to succeeding with Airbnb? Do you want to discover a complete path to transforming your home into a thriving Airbnb business? Or do you want to uncover the latest tips & techniques for mastering SEO, getting more guests, and becoming an expert in hospitality? Then this book is for you! Expertly written with the combined insights and strategies of three best-selling Airbnb handbooks, this ultimate guide reveals how you can become an expert Airbnb Superhost, transform your vacation home or short-term rental into a successful business, and start making thousands of dollars in passive income. Featuring practical checklists, step-by-step advice, and the latest marketing hacks, this bundle invites you to join best-selling author and Airbnb expert Alex Wong as he shares his foolproof strategies for promoting your business, taking great photos, and turning your property into a year-long source of revenue. Whether you want to master SEO and build an eye-catching listing, maximize your exposure and attract more guests to your property, or create an unforgettable experience for your guests that leaves them coming back for more, The Complete Airbnb Superhost Guide shows you how you can stand out from the crowd and start making an impact. Inside, you'll discover: Airbnb Listing Hacks, the complete guide to creating a killer listing and profile, and attracting more guests to your property – no matter your location The Airbnb Superhost Checklist, where you'll discover how to become an expert at hospitality, troubleshoot common Airbnb issues, generate more positive guest reviews, and become a superhost And The Airbnb SEO Bible, which reveals how you rank on page 1 on Airbnb search by providing the perfect guest experience, taking beautiful photos of your space, and tips to get more bookings that set your property apart from the rest Imagine if you could enjoy a vacation, pay off your mortgage, or buy a car with income earned from your Airbnb business. How would your life change with thousands of extra dollars per month? Whether you have a vacation rental, a full-time Bed & Breakfast, or simply an extra room that you want to rent out to make some extra cash, this complete Airbnb marketing guide will give you the confidence and skills you need to start turning a profit. Are you ready to start taking your Airbnb business to the next level? Then scroll up and order your copy today.

The New York Times Bestseller! Named one of Vulture's “10 Best Comedy Books of 2022” From New York Times bestselling author, and Family Guy writer Gary Janetti comes Start Without Me, a collection of hilarious, laugh out loud, true life stories about the small moments that add up to a big life. Gary Janetti is bothered. By a lot of things. And thank God he’s here to tell us. In Start Without Me, Gary returns with his acid tongue firmly in cheek to the moments and times that defined him. He takes us by the hand as we follow him through the summers he spends in his twenties, pursuing both the perfect tan and the perfect man to no avail and much regret. At his Catholic high school, he strikes up an unlikely friendship with a nun who shares Gary's love of soap operas, which becomes a salvation to them both. And don't get him started on how a bad hotel room can ruin even the best vacation. This laugh-out-loud collection of true-life stories from the man “behind his generation’s greatest comedy” (The New York Times) is for anyone who has felt the joy in holding a decade-long grudge. Whether you are a new convert to Janetti or one of the million who follow him on social media for a daily laugh, Start Without Me will have you howling at Gary's frustrations and nodding along in agreement at the outrages of life's small slights. It's the literary equivalent of a night out with your funniest friend that you wish would never end.