Who doesn't love Cock? Cocks Make Me Happy is a hilarious Rooster Adult Coloring Book that will keep you crowing till sunrise! A great gag gift for anyone with a good sense of humor who loves chickens, roosters, cocktails and more! For men and women who want a few laughs with some tongue and cheek humor. This book includes 30 cocky roosters to color with funny sayings including: Don't Pluck with Me Having a Cock has its Ups and Downs Strut This Way Jerk Chicken in a Fowl Mood No Clucks Given

Sometimes life gets Messy. When sixteen-year-old Brooke Berlin catches a taste of fame and her movie-star father's attention, she decides it's time to take her career to the next level--by launching a blog that will position her as a Hollywood "It Girl" who tells it like it is. But between schoolwork, shopping, and spray-tan appointments, she hardly has the time to write it herself... Enter green-haired outsider Max McCormack, an aspiring author with a terrible after-school job pushing faux meat on the macrobiotic masses. Max loathes the celebrity scene almost as much as she dislikes Brooke, but wooed by an impressive salary, Max reluctantly agrees to play Brooke's ghost-blogger -- and the site takes off. How long will their lie last? Can the girls work together to stay on top, or will the truth come out and ruin everything they've built? Along with an entourage of fame-hungry starlets, scruffy rocker wannabes, and sushi-scarfing socialites, the case of Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan's dazzling debut, Spoiled, are back for another adventure in Tinseltown.

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Making it up the aisle was the easy part: Rebecca "Bex" Porter must survive her own scandals and adjust to royal British life in this "positively delicious" follow-up to The Royal We that's "just as fun, charming, and delightful as the first" (Taylor Jenkins Reid). After a scandalous secret turns their fairy-tale wedding into a nightmare, Rebecca "Bex" Porter and her husband Prince Nicholas are in self-imposed exile. The public is angry. The Queen is even angrier. And the press is salivating. Cutting themselves off from friends and family, and escaping the world's judgmental eyes, feels like the best way to protect their fragile, all-consuming romance. But when a crisis forces the new Duke and Duchess back to London, the Band-Aid they'd placed over their problems starts to peel at the edges. Now, as old family secrets and new ones threaten to derail her new royal life, Bex has to face the emotional wreckage she and Nick left behind: with the Queen, with the world, and with Nick's brother Freddie, whose sins may not be so easily forgotten—nor forgiven.

You say Spoiled like it's a bad thing. Sixteen-year-old Molly Dix has just discovered that her biological father is Brick Berlin, world-famous movie star and red-carpet regular. Intrigued (and a little) terrified by her Hollywood lineage, Molly moves to Los Angeles and plunges headfirst into the deep of Beverly Hills celebrity life. Just as Molly thinks her life couldn't get any stranger, she meets Brooke Berlin, her gorgeous, spoiled half sister, who welcomes Molly to la-la land with a smothering dose "sisterly love"...but in this town, nothing is ever what it seems. Set against a world of Redbull-fuelled stylists, tiny tanned girls, popped-collar guys, and Blackberry-wielding publicists, Spoiled is a sparkling debut from the writers behind the viciously funny celebrity blog GoFugYourself.com.

The Red-Light district of Amsterdam not only is the biggest-one but also the most important Sex-Zone in the world where more than six-thousand sex workers, many of them Gay Male, Trans Women, Lesbian and Heterosexual work an 8 hours-shift in a daily basis, thus, almost one-hundred-fifty-thousand sex clients make use of their sexual services every twenty-four hours. But although most of us know that sex clients go to sex workers in search for sexual pleasure, what most of us don’t know is what a sex client achieves with a Gay Male sex worker! Because many sex clients not only go in search of regular sex but to achieve what for many of us, could mean weird, strange or even out of this world sexual acts, acts we will never be able to witness unless we could be permitted and decided to work as a sex workers. But now Claude-Patrick, a 21 years old Dutch Gay Male, works in one of those sex cabins and has decided to share with us what his Gay Male, heterosexual or bisexual-boys-clients ask him to achieve, and he will share everything with us in an almost cinematographic way, thus, we will be able to learn about the most cumbersome secrets or the weirdest sex acts that take place in a sex cabin. He also will share with us why those sex clients only go to Gay Males; and he will share with us how much they pay him. (By the way, would any of you believe that many sex clients spend thousands of euros just to be able to achieve their most crazy sexual fantasies with a Gay Male? Would any of you believe that many sex clients achieve with a Gay male what they never achieve nor comment with their boyfriends, wives and or husband?) and that many of those sexual fantasies are so weird that it will be impossible to believe they exist?

This collection of 120 erotic short stories is sure to tantalize and excite readers as they explore the world of sensual pleasure. Whether you're looking for a quick read or something to spark your imagination, this book has something for everyone.

It has been known by many different names to many different people: Knob, dick, schmuck, tool, percy, John Thomas, the bald headed mouse. It inspires lust, fear, awe and laughter. And yet, it is an object of shame and when engorged, indecency. It can be a pound of flesh or an ounce of wrinkles. It can be used to express both love and hate. It can create life. It can condemn us to death. And it can do wees as well. How can one little flap of sponge and sinew be all these things? You will be surprised how little you know about the skin chimney, because although men may constantly brag and exaggerate about their little chap, they rarely talk about their feelings for it. At last, Richard Herring, reveals the truth about man and his manhood in the 21st Century.

This collection of 35 steamy short stories is sure to tantalize and excite, featuring a wide range of erotic fantasies and scenarios. Perfect for a quick, naughty read!