Chicken and Millipede have a very competitive friendship. One day Chicken gets so cross about losing that she does something very silly.

In a collection of imaginative short stories, the Wise Old Chicken pops into the lives of humans and all his friends in the wild to save the day or simply witness unfortunate incidents. Facing a variety of perplexing, sometimes annoying situations involving diverse characters, the old bird must assess whether to intervene or dispense his worldly advice. From carnivorous giraffes and high-speed racing crabs to hostile cicadas and deadly cucumbers, the Wise Old Chicken’s hands are kept full, trying to make the world a better place for all. Chickenshit is an entertaining volume of outlandish short tales that reveal the exploits of a quirky and cantankerous old rooster.

Chicken and Millipede have a very competitive friendship. One day Chicken becomes so angry for losing that she does something very silly.

Introducing a pop bead book unlike any other. We've improved the beads so they create the perfect pop, and then tossed in some animal-shaped bead for good measure. The result? A step-by-step guide to creating zany spiders, sea stars and octopi, as well as illustrated playscapes for them to play on. You can also create classic necklaces, bracelets and chains but why would you when the critters are so much fun?

Giggle, groan and guffaw with Jaco Jacob’s new humorous series of 101 Jokes books, now available in English! Each book contains tons of jokes that will have you and your friends in stitches.

Literally Billions of Quips, in the Worlds First Quip Thesaurus title has to be the most preposterous claim in history, excepting, of course, claims that Obamacare will reduce costs, etc. Whats shocking, is that the Quip Thesaurus explains how to create literally billions of quips in the first two dozen pages, coupled with another dozen pages in an appendix. Even with a mere two billion, thats an average in excess of 55.5 million per page. Atwood distinguishes quips from jokes on the basis of their objectives. The difference between them, he maintains, is that the objective of jokes is to get laughs while the objective of quips is to express opinions. He advocates employing alliteration and rhyme in quips because, they are the music of language that increase the likelihood that opinions will make impressions, have staying power and be repeated. Insofar as the sub-title Resource for writers when good enough isnt is concerned, extensive lists of verbs, adverbs and adjectives sans, definitions listed alphabetically in Quip Thesaurus appendices for creating quips, are convenient resources for anyone looking for the most effective words to express themselves or anxious to confirm those they have in mind are the most effective. All such words are in dictionaries, of course, but wading hundreds of thousands of definitions in tiny print to find them can be a tedious, tiresome and time-consuming task.