And Then They All Puked...

And Then They All Puked...
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Publisher : HumorOutcasts Press
Total Pages : 204
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ISBN-10 : 1737274620
ISBN-13 : 9781737274629
Rating : 4/5 (20 Downloads)

Synopsis And Then They All Puked... by : Jeff Nichols

Stricken with a lifelong obsession for offshore fishing, Jeff Nichols had been running part-time charters out of Montauk Harbor, once dubbed "the sport fishing capital of the world," for ten years with mediocre results. Most of the time, he just brought friends out and considered a trip successful if the customers didn't stiff him, walk off with his rods and reels, or puke all over him. He bought cheap, remarkably unsafe boats, and so as to not piss off the other charter boat captains, named his operation Second Choice Charters. Then he started a Groupon campaign to boost his modest, if not pathetic, business. The Groupon campaign worked amazingly well, and Jeff quickly became one of the busiest captains in Montauk, sailing twice a day all week long. But unbeknownst to his customers, he was ill-prepared and grossly underqualified for the job despite being a USCG-licensed captain, not to mention that his boats were filthy and not exactly seaworthy. The results were horrific. In the notoriously dangerous waters off Montauk Point, Jeff's escapades resulted in seven Mayday calls and six documented Coast Guard rescues at sea (one including a helicopter). Even though his adventures are sometimes comical, he quickly realizes they are also cautionary tales. Not everyone should be a captain, and the "6 pack captain's license" in the wrong hands can be a license to kill. Jeff Nichols's first book, Trainwreck: My Life as an Idoit, was made into a movie by Lions Gate Films under the title, American Loser, and his second book, Caught, is an eye-opening account of the black market striped bass industry. Jeff has written over the years for Penthouse, the New York Post, Easthampton Star, and Dans Papers. He now runs the Montauk marine septic boat and monitors Channel 73.

Santa Claws From The North Hole

Santa Claws From The North Hole
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Publisher : Dr. Jeff DeBone
Total Pages : 50
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ISBN-10 : 9798987299159
ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 (59 Downloads)

Synopsis Santa Claws From The North Hole by : Captain Jeff

Introducing Chippy the Blue Crab, also known as "I Spy Chippy Books!" Written and Illustrated By Captain Jeff Debone, a devoted Christian, husband, and father, driven by the desire to etch his talents into the memories of future generations. A published author of "The Three Little Blue Crabs and the Great White Shark," Captain Jeff is a prominent voice in children's and juvenile fiction. His stories blend marine life with Christian values, delivering both entertainment and life lessons. Rooted in Florida's landscapes, the joy of Christmas, and the marvels of marine ecosystems, Captain Jeff's writing style reflects gratitude to God for his creativity. Upcoming projects include "Jack the Crab That Cried Shark," "Chippy's First Day at School," These tales promise to captivate young minds and leave an enduring impact. Captain Jeff's tales are a fusion of his passions and his family's quirks, symbolized by the endearing nickname "Mrs. Crabs" for his wife. These stories mirror life's joy and idiosyncrasies, offering inspiration and delight. With every word, Captain Jeff aims to inspire, spread joy, and create a lasting legacy that resonates across generations. Chippy The Crab!

Certain Jeopardy

Certain Jeopardy
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Publisher : B&H Publishing Group
Total Pages : 184
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780805448535
ISBN-13 : 0805448535
Rating : 4/5 (35 Downloads)

Synopsis Certain Jeopardy by : Jeff Struecker

U.S. Special Ops approach an Al Qaeda base in Venezuela and discover its plans to transport a nuclear weapons expert to Iran. The debut novel from U.S. Army Ranger & Chaplain Jeff Struecker.

Highest Duty

Highest Duty
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Publisher : Harper Collins
Total Pages : 354
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ISBN-10 : 9780061959530
ISBN-13 : 0061959537
Rating : 4/5 (30 Downloads)

Synopsis Highest Duty by : Chesley B. Sullenberger

Now a major motion picture from Clint Eastwood, starring Tom Hanks—the inspirational autobiography by one of the most captivating American heroes of our time, Capt. ‘Sully’ Sullenberger—the pilot who miraculously landed a crippled US Airways Flight 1549 in New York’s Hudson River, saving the lives of all 155 passengers and crew. On January 15, 2009, the world witnessed a remarkable emergency landing when Captain "Sully" Sullenberger skillfully glided US Airways Flight 1549 onto the Hudson River, saving the lives of all 155 passengers and crew. His cool actions not only averted tragedy but made him a hero and an inspiration worldwide. His story is now a major motion picture from director / producer Clint Eastwood and stars Tom Hanks, Laura Linney and Aaron Eckhart. Sully's story is one of dedication, hope, and preparedness, revealing the important lessons he learned through his life, in his military service, and in his work as an airline pilot. It reminds us all that, even in these days of conflict, tragedy and uncertainty, there are values still worth fighting for—that life's challenges can be met if we're ready for them.

CAPTAIN JEFF

CAPTAIN JEFF
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 0
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ISBN-10 : 1033580791
ISBN-13 : 9781033580790
Rating : 4/5 (91 Downloads)

Synopsis CAPTAIN JEFF by : UNKNOWN. AUTHOR

Chris Pronger

Chris Pronger
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 0
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ISBN-10 : 1892920026
ISBN-13 : 9781892920027
Rating : 4/5 (26 Downloads)

Synopsis Chris Pronger by : Jeff Gordon

A biography of the captain of the St. Louis Blues hockey team, Chris Pronger.

Captain Jeff

Captain Jeff
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 204
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ISBN-10 : OCLC:748495839
ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 (39 Downloads)

Synopsis Captain Jeff by : Captain Jeff Maltby

True Love

True Love
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Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages : 395
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781543423952
ISBN-13 : 1543423957
Rating : 4/5 (52 Downloads)

Synopsis True Love by : Maria Anderson

This novel takes place in the real word and on screen, and a few unexpected things happen. People find out the truth about themselves and others. One character named Serenity finds out who her real parents are, which made her have a hard time believing what was right in front of her. She falls in love with a pirate named Jeff Jacob, who just happens to be a captain of a ship named the Destiny. He was in love with another, but she wasnt his true love. This novel has love, hate, gods, demigods, and all kinds of mystical creatures.