Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake. Author Felicia Lowenstein Niven explores the world of corny birthday jokes in this hilarious book. Jokes, limericks, knock-knock jokes and tongue twisters abound in this volume. Also, readers find out how to make their own funny birthday card.

How did the elephant and the ant start dating? It began as a crush. This book contains all the corny, funny, and silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about the most romantic holiday of the year.

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake. Author Felicia Lowenstein Niven explores the world of corny birthday jokes in this hilarious book. Jokes, limericks, knock-knock jokes and tongue twisters abound in this volume. Also, readers find out how to make their own funny birthday card.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? He had no body to dance with. This fun book is filled with corny, funny, and silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about our scariest holiday. Also, readers find out how to make their own funny knock-knock jokes.

Why did the fool throw his alarm clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly. This book contains all the corny, funny, and silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about the trickiest holiday of the year. Readers will find an amusing how-to activity, and play an easy, fun prank on an unsuspecting friend or relative.

"Read jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes about Christmas. Also find out fun facts about the holiday"--Provided by publisher.

A classic work of American literature that has not stopped changing minds and lives since it burst onto the literary scene, The Things They Carried is a ground-breaking meditation on war, memory, imagination, and the redemptive power of storytelling. The Things They Carried depicts the men of Alpha Company: Jimmy Cross, Henry Dobbins, Rat Kiley, Mitchell Sanders, Norman Bowker, Kiowa, and the character Tim O’Brien, who has survived his tour in Vietnam to become a father and writer at the age of forty-three. Taught everywhere—from high school classrooms to graduate seminars in creative writing—it has become required reading for any American and continues to challenge readers in their perceptions of fact and fiction, war and peace, courage and fear and longing. The Things They Carried won France's prestigious Prix du Meilleur Livre Etranger and the Chicago Tribune Heartland Prize; it was also a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Critics Circle Award.

Marcia Pullman has been found dead at home in the leafy suburbs of Bulawayo. Chief Inspector Edmund Dube is onto the case at once, but it becomes increasingly clear that there are those, including the dead woman's husband, who do not want him asking questions. The case drags Edmund back into his childhood to when his mother's employers disappeared one day and were never heard from again, an incident that has shadowed his life. As his investigation into the death progresses, Edmund realises the two mysteries are inextricably linked and that unravelling the past is a dangerous undertaking threatening his very sense of self.

Lily is the daughter of a humble farmer, and to her family she is just another expensive mouth to feed. Then the local matchmaker delivers startling news: if Lily's feet are bound properly, they will be flawless. In nineteenth-century China, where a woman's eligibility is judged by the shape and size of her feet, this is extraordinary good luck. Lily now has the power to make a good marriage and change the fortunes of her family. To prepare for her new life, she must undergo the agonies of footbinding, learn nu shu, the famed secret women's writing, and make a very special friend, Snow Flower. But a bitter reversal of fortune is about to change everything.

A fresh repackaging of the bestselling Uglies boks...the series that started the whole dystopian trend!