Champagne is a deliciously volative liquid that can have a surprising effect on your reputation, relationship, and bank balance.

Teaches the bluffer the art of seduction, the importance of recognizing professional and amateur seducers and an assortment of seduction techniques.

Economics is a scientific, highly evolved subject that explains exactly what will happen in a given set of circumstances. It then provides a convincing explanation for why it didn't happen as forecasted.

In most areas bluffing is an easy way out -- a method of artificially appearing knowledgeable. In fortune telling it is a way of life.

The general public holds computers and computer people as intrinsically clever and interesting. At no time should the public be given the slightest hint of the truth.