A hilarious collection of 350 hysterical beach jokes for kids (and pirates and mermaids!), complete with hysterical illustrations and a laugh noise button! What's a mermaid's favorite letter? The C! What's a pirate's least favorite letter? RRRRR! Belly Laugh Beach Jokes for Pirates and Mermaids is full of hilarious fun for anyone who loves the beach! From snappy one-liners to hilarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 of the best jokes for ocean-loving kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings. Perfect for long car rides, rainy days on vacation, and hanging out with friends on the shore, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home!

Get ready to laugh yourself silly in this hilarious new joke book all about . . . . . . MERMAIDS! Dive right in and Join Silly Sally, the funniest mermaid in the whole ocean, as she tells you some very silly jokes. What does a mermaid say to the clam at the disco? Shell we dance? How does a mermaid make friends with a dolphin? On porpoise! Why was the mermaid embarrassed? She saw the ship's bottom! Full of jokes, puns and one-liners about mermaids and their underwater friends this hilarious book is full of mermazing jokes to share with all of your friends too! Splash right in and trident not to split your sides laughing! With a sparkly foiled cover for an extra special magical touch and over 150 jokes to share, this is the perfect gift for children aged 8+ and is guaranteed to have the whole family laughing.

Eel says mermaids don't fart; Shrimp says mermaids do. Their argument gets them into deep trouble. When Eel gets a mermaid to help his friend, she has to let off a little air to dive that deep. MERMAIDS DON'T FART is a laugh-out-loud picture book for joke-lovers, nature-lovers and mermaid fans of all ages. Hilariously illustrated to support confidence in emerging and reluctant readers, it's also a great rhyming read-aloud for families who like to laugh. Along with themes of friendship, service, and empathy, readers will learn about buoyancy and about symbiotic relationships on the reef! Funny. Educational. Magical. Hey, what's that smell? Who knows, because MERMAIDS DON'T FART!

This collection of pirate-themed funnies is sure to have landlubbers and sailors of all ages laughing out loud from ship to shore. Why was the Flying Dutchman looking for clues? He was on a treasure haunt. Why are pirate flags always grouchy? Because they have crossbones. Why do pirates like to play baseball? They love to steal the bases.

Eel says mermaids don't fart; Shrimp says mermaids do. Their argument gets them into deep trouble. When Eel gets a mermaid to help his friend, she has to let off a little air to dive that deep. MERMAIDS DON'T FART is a laugh-out-loud picture book for joke-lovers, nature-lovers and mermaid fans of all ages. Hilariously illustrated to support confidence in emerging and reluctant readers, it's also a great rhyming read-aloud for families who like to laugh. Along with themes of friendship, service, and empathy, readers will learn about buoyancy and about symbiotic relationships on the reef! Funny. Educational. Magical. Hey, what's that smell? Who knows, because MERMAIDS DON'T FART!

Short, illustrated and outrageously funny! When a pirate arrives at Billy and Heidi's door, it's the start of a crazy and unpredictable adventure as they sail their 'fish-finger' house to Itchy Ear Island, and learn all sorts of quirky facts about pirates, parrots and cabbages along the way.

Alex Ze Pirate and her crew are thrust into more comedic adventures!

Unlike the other Birthmothers in her utopian community, teenaged Claire forms an attachment to her baby and sets out to find him when he is removed from the community.

Puck, the last of the People of the Hills and "the oldest thing in England", charms the children Dan and Una with a collection of tales and visitors out of England's past.

An Oprah's Book Club Pick A #1 New York Times Bestseller A National Bestseller Beautifully written and elegantly paced, The Story of Edgar Sawtelle is a coming-of-age novel about the power of the land and the past to shape our lives. It is a riveting tale of retribution, inhabited by empathic animals, prophetic dreams, second sight, and vengeful ghosts. Born mute, Edgar Sawtelle feels separate from the people around him but is able to establish profound bonds with the animals who share his home and his name: his family raises a fictional breed of exceptionally perceptive and affable dogs. Soon after his father's sudden death, Edgar is stunned to learn that his mother has already moved on as his uncle Claude quickly becomes part of their lives. Reeling from the sudden changes to his quiet existence, Edgar flees into the forests surrounding his Wisconsin home accompanied by three dogs. Soon he is caught in a struggle for survival—the only thing that will prepare him for his return home.