Ass Eating Made Simple. 7 Golden Rules for the New Boyfriend. Dr. Peggy Bungchow, IBCL, PHD. Best Selling Author of 10,000 Dick Pics

Ass Eating Made Simple. 7 Golden Rules for the New Boyfriend. Dr. Peggy Bungchow, IBCL, PHD. Best Selling Author of 10,000 Dick Pics
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Total Pages : 110
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ISBN-10 : 9798603912585
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Rating : 4/5 (85 Downloads)

Synopsis Ass Eating Made Simple. 7 Golden Rules for the New Boyfriend. Dr. Peggy Bungchow, IBCL, PHD. Best Selling Author of 10,000 Dick Pics by : Sparta Media

Smile and laugh every day with this handy gag gift note book featuring generous wide ruled lines for noting meetings, to do lists, doodling, frustrating office events and gossiping about your coworkers. Working has never been so much fun. A great present idea for and employee, manager, co-worker or the big chief. Make your Christmas naughty and nice with this gag gift idea for adults. This is the perfect notebook to gift to yourself or a loved one on birthdays, Christmas, St Patrick's Day, for mommy on Mother's Day or for daddy on Father's Day. Use the ruled pages for your favorite inspiring quotes and to record your goals and dreams. Handy to use at work, in your home office or sit on the beach and jot down all your achievements. Keep track of goals and record happy memories in this diary notebook. Perfect for all adults, men and women will love this inspirational motivational journal with a funny quote. Give it to your boss, employee, co-worker or supervisor.A gorgeous blank, lined notebook to help you keep organized during your busy day. This handy 6x9 notebook with 110 pages of wide ruled lined paper is the perfect size to carry around with you and keep in your bag or inside pocket. It's great for taking notes, making lists, journaling, or using as a diary. It also makes a great gift idea for the executive in your life! Binding: Professional trade paperback binding. Interior: 100 pages of college wide ruled paper Cover: Tough glossy paperback Dimensions: Standard Composition notebook size: 6 x 9 in Use as Composition Notebook or Journal Please note: This is a plain ruled notebook. There is no internal content.

Ass Eating Made Simple

Ass Eating Made Simple
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Total Pages : 172
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ISBN-10 : 1974017249
ISBN-13 : 9781974017249
Rating : 4/5 (49 Downloads)

Synopsis Ass Eating Made Simple by : Leroi Leroi Vorce

This fake book is a hilarious prank to play on unsuspecting strangers, friends and family. The cover is sure to raise eyebrows on the bus or subway as you pretend to read the book, and cause people to laugh hysterically. The interior of the book is filled with dummy text, but the cover is what you want to buy it for. Makes a great gag gift too!

10,000 Dick Pics - Literally Ten Thousand Pictures of Dicks: 110-Page Blank Lined Journal

10,000 Dick Pics - Literally Ten Thousand Pictures of Dicks: 110-Page Blank Lined Journal
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Publisher : Independently Published
Total Pages : 112
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ISBN-10 : 1091912270
ISBN-13 : 9781091912274
Rating : 4/5 (70 Downloads)

Synopsis 10,000 Dick Pics - Literally Ten Thousand Pictures of Dicks: 110-Page Blank Lined Journal by : Sparta Media

This is a 110 page blank lined journal that makes a hilariously perfect gag gift for everyone - Mom, Dad, friends and family, male or female. If you want to make someone laugh then this is the ideal present. This notebook features: 110 pages Compact 6x9 inches Excellent and thick binding Durable white paper Sleek, Glossy-finished cover for a professional look. This Sparta Media diary is not only convenient and the perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking, but will also make you someone's favorite person. If you're looking for other great gift ideas, please take a look at our other products

Impatient Foodie

Impatient Foodie
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 256
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ISBN-10 : 9781501128912
ISBN-13 : 1501128914
Rating : 4/5 (12 Downloads)

Synopsis Impatient Foodie by : Elettra Wiedemann

Impatient Foodie bridges the gap between the ideals of the organic, slow food movement and the realities of a busy life. Loaded with shortcuts, pantry lists, and more than one hundred handy and delicious recipes for busy people, this vividly illustrated, easy-to-navigate cookbook shows how to get the most out of your meals in the least amount of time. Organized by ingredient to minimize grocery store trips and maximize seasonality, Impatient Foodie offers easy ways to spin off kale, chicken, fish, berries, and more into multiple meals, and offers home cooks a variety of inspiring vegetarian and vegan options. Unique, friendly, and entertaining, --Provided by Publisher.

Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big?

Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big?
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Total Pages : 130
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ISBN-10 : 9781607744894
ISBN-13 : 1607744899
Rating : 4/5 (94 Downloads)

Synopsis Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big? by : Dena Harris

This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do). Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.

How to Eat

How to Eat
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Publisher : Hachette Books
Total Pages : 699
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ISBN-10 : 9781401396404
ISBN-13 : 1401396402
Rating : 4/5 (04 Downloads)

Synopsis How to Eat by : Nigella Lawson

Through her wildly popular television shows, her five bestselling cookbooks, her line of kitchenware, and her frequent media appearances, Nigella Lawson has emerged as one of the food world's most seductive personalities. How to Eat is the book that started it all--Nigella's signature, all-purposed cookbook, brimming with easygoing mealtime strategies and 350 mouthwatering recipes, from a truly sublime Tarragon French Roast Chicken to a totally decadent Chocolate Raspberry Pudding Cake. Here is Nigella's total (and totally irresistible) approach to food--the book that lays bare her secrets for finding pleasure in the simple things that we cook and eat every day.

Mean Moms Rule

Mean Moms Rule
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Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages : 188
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ISBN-10 : 9781402264153
ISBN-13 : 1402264151
Rating : 4/5 (53 Downloads)

Synopsis Mean Moms Rule by : Denise Schipani

Denise Schipani shares her secret to being a 'Mean Mom,' and why it's better for your kids–and for you–in the long run." —Jen Singer, author You're a Good Mom (and Your Kids Aren't So Bad Either) "'Mean' moms make kids learn to do things for themselves from making breakfast to finding inner peace. I'm hoping I'm a little meaner myself after reading this book." —Lenore Skenazy, founder of the book and blog Free–Range Kids "I've chosen to be the kind of mother I feel is best, and that kind of mother is mean." MEAN MOMS SAY NO. MEAN MOMS ARE CONSISTENT. MEAN MOMS TRUST THEMSELVES. MEAN MOMS DON'T CARE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING. MEAN MOMS TEACH KIDS THE LIFE SKILLS THEY NEED TO KNOW. MEAN MOMS SLOW IT DOWN. MEAN MOMS FAIL THEIR KIDS A LITTLE BIT EVERY DAY. And mean moms prepare their kids for the world, not the world for their kids, raising children into adults who know how to make themselves happy. Mean Moms Rule. And their kids benefit Denise Schipani writes about all things mean and motherly at www.confessionsofameanmommy.com

A Little Life

A Little Life
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Publisher : Vintage
Total Pages : 833
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ISBN-10 : 9780804172707
ISBN-13 : 0804172706
Rating : 4/5 (07 Downloads)

Synopsis A Little Life by : Hanya Yanagihara

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A stunning “portrait of the enduring grace of friendship” (NPR) about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. A masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century. NATIONAL BOOK AWARD FINALIST • MAN BOOKER PRIZE FINALIST • WINNER OF THE KIRKUS PRIZE A Little Life follows four college classmates—broke, adrift, and buoyed only by their friendship and ambition—as they move to New York in search of fame and fortune. While their relationships, which are tinged by addiction, success, and pride, deepen over the decades, the men are held together by their devotion to the brilliant, enigmatic Jude, a man scarred by an unspeakable childhood trauma. A hymn to brotherly bonds and a masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century, Hanya Yanagihara’s stunning novel is about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. Look for Hanya Yanagihara’s latest bestselling novel, To Paradise.

Scratch

Scratch
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Publisher : Rodale
Total Pages : 392
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ISBN-10 : 9781623366438
ISBN-13 : 1623366437
Rating : 4/5 (38 Downloads)

Synopsis Scratch by : Maria Rodale

Maria Rodale was raised on real food. She doesn’t think of eating homemade, from-scratch meals as part of a trend or movement; it has always been her life. Raised in a family of farmers, bakers, chefs, gardeners, and publishers, Maria is used to growing, cooking, reading and writing about, and eating organic, delicious food. And now, for the first time ever, she’s sharing her tried-and-true family recipes. Scratch is full of comfort food recipes that aren’t focused on any one healthy trend, but are instead innately healthy, because Maria inspires you to return to your kitchen and cook with real, organic food. Recipes like Pasta Fagiole, Maria’s Fried Chicken, and Lamb & Barley Soup will be crowd pleasers for sure, but Maria throws in some unique-to-the-family recipes that are going to delight as well, such as her Pennsylvania Dutch Dandelion Salad with Bacon Dressing, Ardie’s Pasties, and Homemade Hoppin’ John (a black-eyed pea stew made with smoked turkey or ham). Besides sharing her family’s favorite recipes, Maria’s book also gives you a peek into her life as a Rodale, with personal family portraits and stories. With this cookbook, you can eat like the Rodale family every night of the week with delicious food to make at home, from scratch. Naturally healthy, bacon included.

Good In Bed

Good In Bed
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 607
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ISBN-10 : 9781847395825
ISBN-13 : 1847395821
Rating : 4/5 (25 Downloads)

Synopsis Good In Bed by : Jennifer Weiner

From the bestselling author of In Her Shoes, All Fall Down and the forthcoming novel Who Do You Love, Good in Bedis a funny and tender story full of heart. Cannie Shapiro never wanted to be famous. The smart, sharp, plus-sized reporter was perfectly happy writing about other people's lives for her local newspaper. And for the past twenty-eight years, things have been tripping along nicely for Cannie. Sure, her mother has come charging out of the closet, and her father has long since dropped out of her world. But she loves her job, her friends, her dog and her life. She loves her apartment and her commodious, quilt-lined bed. She has made a tenuous peace with her body and she even felt okay about ending her relationship with her boyfriend Bruce. But now this... 'Loving a larger woman is an act of courage in our world,' Bruce has written in a national woman's magazine. And Cannie - who never knew that Bruce saw her as a larger woman, or thought that loving her was an act of courage - is plunged into misery, and the most amazing year of her life.