An Unattractive Vampire
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Author |
: Jim McDoniel |
Publisher |
: Inkshares |
Total Pages |
: 312 |
Release |
: 2016-03-15 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781941758632 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1941758630 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (32 Downloads) |
Synopsis An Unattractive Vampire by : Jim McDoniel
“A darned good read...finished it in one sitting. Charming characters I’d love to visit again.” — Lynsay Sands, New York Times best-selling author of The Argeneau series "Thought vampires were dead? Well of course they are, but Jim McDoniel proves that don't have to be boring. Or sparkly." — Veronica Belmont and Tom Merritt, Sword & Laser Jim McDoniel’s debut novel, An Unattractive Vampire, is a darkly comic urban fantasy of ancient horrors in suburban cities. After three centuries trapped underground, thousand-year-old Yulric Bile—also known as the Curséd One, the Devil’s Apprentice, He Who Worships the Slumbering Horrors—awakens only to find that no one believes he is a vampire. Apparently he’s just too ugly—modern vampires, he soon discovers, are pretty, weak, and, most disturbing of all, good. Determined to reestablish his bloodstained reign, Yulric sets out to correct this disgusting turn of events or, at the very least, murder the person responsible. With the help of pert vampire-wannabe Amanda; Simon, the eight-year-old reincarnation of his greatest foe; and a cadre of ancient and ugly horrors, Yulric prepares to battle the glamorous undead. But who will win the right to determine, once and for all, what it truly means to be a vampire?
Author |
: Nikki Jefford |
Publisher |
: Nikki Jefford |
Total Pages |
: 227 |
Release |
: 2012-11-27 |
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Rating |
: 4/5 ( Downloads) |
Synopsis Aurora Sky: Vampire Hunter by : Nikki Jefford
My blood is toxic to vampires . . . If there's one thing I want, it's to get off this iceberg. I'm thinking college on the East Coast. ANYWHERE besides Alaska. Then a near-fatal car wreck changes everything. Government agents jump in and save my life in exchange for my services as a vampire hunter. Did they just say vampires? Yep. And they're not the kind that sparkle. They're rabid, disgusting, rude . . . and way too suave. Those are the ones I really have to watch out for. A knife isn't my only weapon. My rare blood type sends vampires into temporary paralysis right before I have to finish the job by hand. Basically, I'm a glorified chew toy. Now I'm stuck with an overzealous partner, a group of suck junkies, and a maddening attraction to Mr. Joe Cool, dresses all in black, Fane Donado. Clearly, he's keeping secrets of his own. The old Aurora is gone forever. Destroyed in the wreckage. I don’t know who I am anymore, only that I suddenly have intense cravings and a V.I.P. pass into Alaska’s underworld. If vampires found out who I worked for it would be lights out forever. In the meantime, I have some undead ass to kick so long as it doesn't kick mine first. Fans of young adult dark fantasy, vampires, action, and forbidden romance will devour this story. Get your copy and start reading today!
Author |
: Adam Rex |
Publisher |
: Harper Collins |
Total Pages |
: 340 |
Release |
: 2010 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780061970306 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0061970301 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (06 Downloads) |
Synopsis Fat Vampire by : Adam Rex
After being bitten by a vampire, not only is fifteen-year-old Doug doomed eternally to be fat, but now he must also save himself from the desperate host of a public-access-cable vampire-hunting television show that is on the verge of cancellation.
Author |
: Tim Collins |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 338 |
Release |
: 2010-08-24 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781442423183 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1442423188 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (83 Downloads) |
Synopsis Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire by : Tim Collins
Nigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager . . . he's a vampire. But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it! Instead he's got acne, a voice that squeaks, a tendency to break out in a rash (not sparkles!) when exposed to the sun, and absolutely no idea how to talk to girls. When a beautiful new girl moves into the neighborhood, Nigel is determined to win her heart but first he's got to figure out how. In the meantime, he writes about her in his diary and composes really bad love poetry that he will recite to her one day, if he can work up the courage to tell her the truth. Can Nigel win the girl and the respect of his family--or is he destined to be a totally lame vampire forever?
Author |
: George R. R. Martin |
Publisher |
: Bantam |
Total Pages |
: 482 |
Release |
: 2012-04-24 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780553577938 |
ISBN-13 |
: 055357793X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (38 Downloads) |
Synopsis Fevre Dream by : George R. R. Martin
A THRILLING REINVENTION OF THE VAMPIRE NOVEL BY THE MASTER OF MODERN FANTASY, GEORGE R. R. MARTIN Abner Marsh, a struggling riverboat captain, suspects that something’s amiss when he is approached by a wealthy aristocrat with a lucrative offer. The hauntingly pale, steely-eyed Joshua York doesn’t care that the icy winter of 1857 has wiped out all but one of Marsh’s dilapidated fleet; nor does he care that he won’t earn back his investment in a decade. York’s reasons for traversing the powerful Mississippi are to be none of Marsh’s concern—no matter how bizarre, arbitrary, or capricious York’s actions may prove. Not until the maiden voyage of Fevre Dream does Marsh realize that he has joined a mission both more sinister, and perhaps more noble, than his most fantastic nightmare—and humankind’s most impossible dream.
Author |
: Sara Humphreys |
Publisher |
: Sourcebooks, Inc. |
Total Pages |
: 202 |
Release |
: 2013-08-06 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781402274077 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1402274076 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (77 Downloads) |
Synopsis Tall, Dark, and Vampire by : Sara Humphreys
A fun, action-packed "Vamps and the City" type romance with: A second chance at first love A tender-hearted vampire who cares about dogs, cats & people A cop who can't stop dreaming about a woman he's sure he's never met The last person Olivia expected to turn up at her nightclub was her one true love. It would normally be great to see him, except he's been dead for centuries. Olivia really thought she had moved on with her immortal life, but as soon as she sees Doug Paxton, she knows she'd rather die than lose him again. And that's a real problem... Doug is a no-nonsense cop by day, but his nights are tormented by dark dreams of a gorgeous redhead who's so much a part of him, she seems to be in his blood. When he meets Olivia face-to-face in the heart of the city of the dead, long-buried memories begin to surface. She might be the answer to his prayers...or she might be the death of him. Praise for Sara Humphreys's Untamed:"Humphreys's spectacular talent is on full display. She writes scenes with such clarity that you will feel as if you are...witnessing all the action and romance firsthand. This series is getting better which each book."—RT Book Reviews, 41⁄2 stars"The characters are well-developed, the twist and turns of the plot are well-crafted, and the situations are alternately funny, action-packed, and sensual."—Fresh Fiction"An excellent paranormal romance with awesome worldbuilding and strong leads."—The Romance Reviews
Author |
: Lora S. Irish |
Publisher |
: Design Originals |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2012 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1565236785 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781565236783 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (85 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Official Vampire Artist's Handbook by : Lora S. Irish
Provides instructions to create patterns for various crafts or for drawing.
Author |
: Steve Niles |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 416 |
Release |
: 2006-03-08 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781416516071 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1416516077 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (71 Downloads) |
Synopsis 30 Days of Night: Rumors of the Undead by : Steve Niles
In a sleepy, secluded Alaska town called Barrow, the sun sets and doesn't rise for more than thirty consecutive days and nights from November to December. During this time a few years ago, from the darkness and across the frozen wasteland, an evil that normally preferred to exist in the shadows descended upon Barrow and brought the residents to their knees. Barrow's only hope was Eben and Stella Olemaun, a husband-and-wife law enforcement team who were torn between their own survival and saving the town they loved. Months later, as Stella Olemaun attempts to warn the world about the looming vampire threat by any means necessary, a rogue government agent may be taking more than an active interest in her story. And meanwhile, further north, a new sheriff and his young son must solve the lingering mystery of Barrow, even as the survivors of the original attack prepare for the sun to set once again -- however this time, they're ready. 30 Days Of Night: Rumors Of The Undead is Steve Niles's innovative and eagerly anticipated expansion of a nightmarish narrative that explores the nature of ancient evil existing -- and thriving -- in an unsuspecting modern world.
Author |
: Tim Collins |
Publisher |
: Michael O'Mara Books |
Total Pages |
: 221 |
Release |
: 2010-10-15 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781843176114 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1843176114 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (14 Downloads) |
Synopsis Diary of a Wimpy Vampire by : Tim Collins
Fantastically witty and hugely entertaining, this fun and accessible diary will appeal to anyone, teenage or otherwise ...
Author |
: Patrick Sheane Duncan |
Publisher |
: Inkshares |
Total Pages |
: 525 |
Release |
: 2016-10-25 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781942645085 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1942645082 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (85 Downloads) |
Synopsis Dracula Vs. Hitler by : Patrick Sheane Duncan
What if Dracula was brought back to life to fight the Nazis?