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Author |
: Dad Says Jokes |
Publisher |
: Cassell |
Total Pages |
: 188 |
Release |
: 2019-09-05 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781788402033 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1788402030 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (33 Downloads) |
Synopsis All New Dad Jokes by : Dad Says Jokes
THE SECOND COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKES All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 8 million across Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme Instagram page @Pubity with over 40 million followers. This is his second book. Q: Where do naughty rainbows go? A: Prism.
Author |
: Jimmy Niro |
Publisher |
: Sourcebooks, Inc. |
Total Pages |
: 115 |
Release |
: 2020-05-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781728205304 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1728205301 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (04 Downloads) |
Synopsis Dad Jokes for New Dads by : Jimmy Niro
The perfect Christmas gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal! With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, holiday stocking stuffers, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny white elephant gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life! Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves! Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.
Author |
: Dad Says Jokes |
Publisher |
: Hachette UK |
Total Pages |
: 274 |
Release |
: 2020-09-03 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781788402538 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1788402537 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (38 Downloads) |
Synopsis Dad Jokes: The Cheesy Edition by : Dad Says Jokes
THE THIRD COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKES The most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes, returns with another collection of hilariously cringe-inducing gags for you to share with friends and family. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme Instagram page @Pubity with over 40 million followers. This is his third book. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Dad Jokes: The Cheesy Edition was a Sunday Times Bestseller in the week commencing 11 June 2023.
Author |
: Gordon Hideaki Nagai |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 118 |
Release |
: 2016-05-10 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781612435909 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1612435904 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (09 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes by : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
Author |
: Dad Says Jokes |
Publisher |
: Cassell |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2019-05-14 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1788401026 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781788401029 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (26 Downloads) |
Synopsis Dad Jokes by : Dad Says Jokes
A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.
Author |
: Ian Allen |
Publisher |
: Portico |
Total Pages |
: 178 |
Release |
: 2013-08-08 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781909396098 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1909396095 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (98 Downloads) |
Synopsis The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes by : Ian Allen
Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
Author |
: Adrian Beck |
Publisher |
: Random House Australia |
Total Pages |
: 26 |
Release |
: 2021-07-02 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781761043086 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1761043080 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (86 Downloads) |
Synopsis Stop the Dad Jokes! by : Adrian Beck
A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!
Author |
: Jacob Eckeberger |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 26 |
Release |
: 2021-05-21 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1737180502 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781737180500 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (02 Downloads) |
Synopsis My Dad's Jokes Are Very (Terribly, Awfully, Painfully) Bad! by : Jacob Eckeberger
A book inspired by Dad Jokes and the families who put up with them (but secretly love them, too).
Author |
: Hugh Murmie |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 108 |
Release |
: 2020-05-10 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9798644639052 |
ISBN-13 |
: |
Rating |
: 4/5 (52 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Ultimate Dad Joke Book by : Hugh Murmie
New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
Author |
: Jimmy Niro |
Publisher |
: Sourcebooks, Inc. |
Total Pages |
: 111 |
Release |
: 2019-09-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781728200187 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1728200180 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (87 Downloads) |
Synopsis Super Dad Jokes by : Jimmy Niro
The ultimate laugh-out-loud Christmas gift for any pun lover or Super Dad out there! Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent? A: Supervision. Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all heroes out there—from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro has over 500 magnificent puns, stories, and anti-jokes—the best way to celebrate and laugh at dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect birthday gift, holiday stocking stuffer, or white elephant gag gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad or grandpa who makes their eyes roll with super speed. Arm yourself against the forces of evil and good taste with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one joke at a time! Includes knee-slappers like: I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. Q: What is the sleepiest fruit? A: Napricot. "Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them!"