All women like flowers, and almost all women like phalluses. Normally they come individualized and always bring along something less desirable... a male. Well, in this book they present themselves in magnificent floral bouquets for your exclusive pleasure. Floral Penis is a fun coloring book for adults without preconception and for those who love a good laugh. Exercise your colored pencils at the same time as you exercise your sense of humor. Is there anything more beautiful than a bouquet ... of a penis?

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JINGLE BALLS! 'Chestnuts roasting on a...' Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of artistic willies? 'Yule Knob' - Need a silly secret Santa, saucy stocking filler or hilarious hen night gift? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a famous male member taken from the world of Art ready for colouring. This is extreme mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Michelangelo's David Medieval Nuns harvesting from the cock tree Roman winged penises Flower cocks Bhutanese knob dragons And many more! Ward off the 'Evil Eye' with these wonderful willies and their illuminating descriptions. Feel relaxed and amused while carefully colouring cock. Please note: Rubbing this book will not make it bigger. To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: retroinc.co.uk

From Color Princess Art, the author of the bestselling Adult Coloring Book, comes this funny and witty Penis Coloring Book Filled with Floral, Mandalas and Paisley Patterns designed for adult relaxation and stress relief. Limited Time Offer Of $3.99 (Regular Price From Dec 24th) Designs ranges in detail and complexity from beginner to expert-level. This coloring book for adults and grownups will provide hours and hours of stress relief, mindful calm, and fun, creative expression. Aside buying for yourself, you can send as a gift and wow your friends. This book is also Great for Coloring Parties! Buy Now, Before The Price Increases Get Start Coloring! Relax and Unwind...

From Dan Morris, the author of the best selling Adult Coloring Book, comes this funny and witty Penis Coloring Book Filled with Floral, Mandalas and Paisley Patterns designed for adult relaxation and stress relief. Designs ranges in detail and complexity from beginner to expert-level. This coloring book for adults and grownups will provide hours and hours of stress relief, mindful calm, and fun, creative expression. Aside buying for yourself, you can send as a gift and wow your friends. This book is also Great for Coloring Parties! Buy Now, Before The Price Increases Get Start Coloring! Relax and Unwind...

Big Cocks Coloring Book For Adults packed with over 30 Penis and Dick inspired designs. Featuring a range of patterns from floral, paisley, mandala, doodle and abstract. Perfect for stress relief and relaxation. Why stress it out when you can color these dicks, explicit detail on some of the images mean that they are NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN or KIDS. Only for adults, they are funny and rude, dirty and filthy but you will have a great time coloring them all in. Some of the designs are very complex and will take hours to complete whilst others are a little easier so that you can color them and receive quicker gratification. This Big Cocks Coloring Book for Adults makes a great gag gift for Christmas or any birthday, leaving gift or just for a friend who loves cocks. Big book of cocks, 8.5 x 11" so plenty of room for your artwork. Only printed on one side so you can carefully remove, frame and gift your cocks. There will also be no bleed through. Crisp white quality paper.You know you want to..... so go on, order your Big Cocks Coloring Book for Adults today! Hide it though or someone will take it from you!

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110 PAGES OF DICK FILLED DESIGNS TO COLOR This Adult coloring book has over 110 Pages of Witty and Naughty, circumcised and uncircumcised, horse and straight-shaped cocks Filled Designs featuring, floral, Mandalas and Paisley Patterns. Designs ranges in detail and complexity from beginner to expert-level. Contains both black and white Edition. This coloring book for adult will provides hours and hours of stress relief, mindful calm, and fun, creative expression. Also Great for Coloring Parties . ORDER YOUR COPY NOW!!

LET THE PENISES RELAX YOUR MIND! What if you get nature, cocks and animals all in once? 37 pages full of FUN, LAUGHS, AND RELAX! This is the ideal gift for bride to be or TIRED ASS WOMAN / MEN! Full of Irony, all the pages will make you laugh. This "Flying Dicks" Book includes: 37 pages to color with picture of penis and mandalas. Black Pages to assure you the best quality when you color. White pages and a resistant cover. big size - 8,5 x 8,5 inches If you think your choices aren't just coincidences, well this is the book for you! If you like this book check out Gab Greson pen name, and find other lovely anti-stress ideas to color!

Phallic Florals is a beautiful bouquet of pretty flowery penis designs! Relax and unwind while getting yourself all hot and bothered with 50 unique flowery penis designs just waiting to be filled up... umm, I mean in... with all your favorite colors! This coloring book is suitable for adults that enjoy penises, those pervy friends we all seem to have, or maybe just as a gag gift for someone you want to embarrass in front of their family or coworkers for a good laugh. (Or just buy it for your own enjoyment, no one has to know you're a secret cock colorer, that's really none of their business.) Coloring book features include: 50 HAND-DRAWN PATTERNS on single-sided pages to minimize bleed-through FULL PAGE DESIGNS with borders for framing, should you want beautifully designed dicks hanging on your walls 5 CHECK YOUR COLORS PAGES to try out your markers, pens, pencils or crayons before you begin HANDY (wink wink) TRAVEL SIZE 8.5 x 8.5 inch square paperback format Inside you'll discover fun abstract hand-drawn designs such as: Penises / Dicks Flowers / Florals And so much more... well no that's pretty much it, lots of cocks and flowers It's the perfect gift idea for birthdays, Bachelor / Bachelorette parties, Easter, Christmas, Hanukkah, Ramadan, or really any occasion you'd like to celebrate with the gift of penises!