How to Trick a Christmas Elf

How to Trick a Christmas Elf
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 34
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ISBN-10 : 9781510744325
ISBN-13 : 1510744320
Rating : 4/5 (25 Downloads)

Synopsis How to Trick a Christmas Elf by : Sue Fliess

To find out whether Santa thinks you’re naughty or nice, you’ll need to trick an elf into letting you see the list! Legend has it that the only way to find out if you’re on Santa’s naughty or nice list is to trick an elf into letting you sneak a peek! But be careful: elves are tricky themselves! To get a look at the list, you’ll need to be clever in crafting a distracting craft to catch the elf’s attention. So, grab some Christmas supplies like ribbons, twinkle lights, bows, and candy canes, and get prepared for your sly holiday visitor! On the nights leading up to Christmas, one of Santa’s elves will show up to keep watch on kids and to report on their naughty or nice behavior! However, if you’re careful and clever and quick, you can set up a beautiful little sleigh that will distract your elf, and then you’ll be sure to get a glimpse at Santa’s list! Sue Fliess’s poetic read-aloud text and Simona Sanfilippo’s vibrant, whimsical illustrations will provide much fun for young readers eager to trick their own Christmas elf and find which list they’re on! Also included are guides for teachers and parents about how to engage children in building an elf sleigh themselves and how to interest them in the history of the holiday and the many cultures that celebrate Santa’s tiny helpers.

Have You Been Naughty or Nice?

Have You Been Naughty or Nice?
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Publisher : LB Kids
Total Pages : 23
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ISBN-10 : 9780316086585
ISBN-13 : 0316086584
Rating : 4/5 (85 Downloads)

Synopsis Have You Been Naughty or Nice? by : Ethan Long

Ethan Long, author/illustrator of Tickle the Duck, Stop Kissing Me, and Duck's Not Afraid of the Dark, returns with yet another laugh riot novelty book for young children. In Have You Been Naughty or Nice? the duck excitedly awaits a visit from Santa Claus until he eats all of Santa's snacks and realizes he just put himself on the naughty list. But never fear, because the duck has a clever plan to get himself back on the nice list. This fourth book in Ethan Long's duck series features a cloth Santa cap on the cover and a fold-out letter to Santa, and is filled to the brim with holiday hilarity that will keep kids entertained for hours.

Only You Can Save Christmas!

Only You Can Save Christmas!
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Publisher : Sourcebooks Jabberwocky
Total Pages : 40
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ISBN-10 : 1492641367
ISBN-13 : 9781492641360
Rating : 4/5 (67 Downloads)

Synopsis Only You Can Save Christmas! by : Adam Wallace

Wink the Elf asks the reader's help to get Santa's present ready for Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve.

A Sassy Christmas

A Sassy Christmas
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Publisher : Golden Angel LLC
Total Pages : 77
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Rating : 4/5 ( Downloads)

Synopsis A Sassy Christmas by : Golden Angel

All she wants for Christmas is for her passion to return. Betrayed by the fictional fantasies that promised she'd be ready to rock Adam's world again in no time after having a baby, Angel has struggled to reconnect with herself and her very patient partner in the months after they became parents. With a little help from meddling friends, Angel and Adam finally have the chance to rediscover their relationship and their happily-ever-after. This is a midlife romance about reconnecting to the one you love for the holidays.

Christmas in the Country

Christmas in the Country
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ISBN-10 : 5558742984
ISBN-13 : 9785558742985
Rating : 4/5 (84 Downloads)

Synopsis Christmas in the Country by : Cynthia Rylant

Cynthia Rylant returns to her Appalachian roots in this story of a young girl who lives with her grandparents in the country. As in her very first book, When I was Young in the Mountains (for which illustrator Diane Goode received a Caldecott Honor), Rylant evokes the warmth of the joyful Christmas season and celebrates the greatest gift of all -- the love of family. Diane Goode's cheerful watercolors capture the festivities of the season, from Christmas trees loaded with homemade ornaments to the snow-covered countryside. "Christmas in the Country" is a warm, evocative portrait of a loving family and a favorite season.

The Peculiar Poetry Book of Funny Christmas Verse

The Peculiar Poetry Book of Funny Christmas Verse
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Publisher : CreateSpace
Total Pages : 64
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ISBN-10 : 1491295104
ISBN-13 : 9781491295106
Rating : 4/5 (04 Downloads)

Synopsis The Peculiar Poetry Book of Funny Christmas Verse by : Patrick Winstanley

Packed full of funny Christmas poems, parodies and nonsense verse by contemporary UK poets Max Scratchmann, Paul Curtis and Patrick Winstanley, The Peculiar Poetry Collection of Funny Christmas Verse distills the true spirit of Christmas - comic, misanthropic, dyspeptic, or sometimes just sick. The collection is presented chronologically, taking the reader in seven easy leaps from the eager anticipation of Christmas, through the fun and festivities, to the bitter aftertaste. Meet Pip, the ineffably jolly penguin who gets on everyone's tits, revel in the feminist retelling of the story of The Three Wise Men and discover the feminine hygiene product set to be a Christmas sensation. Oddly compelling and compellingly odd, you'll enjoy a roller coaster ride through the festive peaks - drinking, feasting and flirtation - and troughs - hangovers, religion and relations - in an anthology overflowing with Christmas good cheer. Perfect as a present for a hard to please relative (any relative!), a secret Santa gift for a colleague, or a small indulgence for oneself, The Peculiar Poetry Collection of Funny Christmas Verse is ribald, riotous and on occasion very rude.

Hookers & Blow Save Christmas

Hookers & Blow Save Christmas
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 22
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ISBN-10 : 1777225124
ISBN-13 : 9781777225124
Rating : 4/5 (24 Downloads)

Synopsis Hookers & Blow Save Christmas by : Munty C Pepin

Tom Transport is stuck in the snow with a load of presents and Hookers and Blow must rescue him in time for the town Christmas party.

Storm

Storm
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Publisher : Nina Levine
Total Pages : 197
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Rating : 4/5 ( Downloads)

Synopsis Storm by : Nina Levine

Dirty talking biker alert... Madison Cole’s family is the Storm Motorcycle Club. Her father is the President and her brother is the VP. She grew up surrounded by bikers, crime and violence. Two years ago she walked away from her family and the world they live in. Her soul was shattered, her heart was broken and she had an addiction she couldn't shake. She picked up the pieces and put herself back together. Now her family wants her back. The club is being threatened and they send a club member to return her home to safety—the one person that could destroy everything she has worked so hard to build. Jason Reilly has sacrificed a lot for the motorcycle club he calls family. Two years ago he made the biggest sacrifice of all—he gave up the woman he loved for them. Now he's being sent to bring her back and he's conflicted. He thought he was over her but discovers their connection is as strong as ever. Their love was all-consuming, passionate and fiery. It was also their undoing and he doesn't know if either of them is strong enough to battle the demons that ripped them apart and find love again. Madison and Jason are brought back together by a force out of their control, one that pushes them to a breaking point. Can they overcome their past and discover a love worth fighting for or will the harsh reality of their world finally and completely break them both? Join USA Today and Wall Street Journal bestselling author, Nina Levine, in her Storm world that currently has three full and complete motorcycle club romance series in it with more to come. Her alphas are always protective and possessive, and usually bossy. Her heroines all have inner strength and always give as good as they get. The Storm MC books are spicy romances and feature heroes who will scorch the earth for the woman they love. If you enjoyed Sons of Anarchy, you will love the Storm MC series! "Nina's ability to make me feel, to experience her characters' journeys wholly, keeps me coming back for more." - Prisoners of Print Blog Binge read this COMPLETE series! Book 1: Storm Book 2: Fierce Book 3: Blaze Book 4: Revive Book 5: Slay Book 6: Sassy Christmas Book 7: Illusive Book 8: Command Book 9: Havoc Book 10: Gunnar Book 11: Wilder Book 12: Colt For fans of: Kristen Ashley, Madeline Sheehan, Autumn Jones Lake, Ryan Michele, Chelle Bliss. Keywords: Motorcycle Club Romance, biker romance, alpha hero, bad boy romance, suspense, mc romance, protector romance, found family, second chance romance, angst.

CJ and Sassy Discover CHRISTMAS

CJ and Sassy Discover CHRISTMAS
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Publisher : Xulon Press
Total Pages : 26
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ISBN-10 : 1545667225
ISBN-13 : 9781545667224
Rating : 4/5 (25 Downloads)

Synopsis CJ and Sassy Discover CHRISTMAS by : Donna L. Hicks

Donna L. Hicks is the wife of Pastor Paul Hicks, Murdale Baptist Church, Carbondale, IL. They have been at that church for 49 years. They have two sons, Brad, in San Diego, California and Chad in Carterville, Illinois. Donna absolutely adores her five grandchildren; four boys and 1 girl. She taught elementary grades in the Herrin, Illinois school district #4 for 30 years. She retired in 2003.

Aunty Acid: Have Yourself a Sassy Little Christmas

Aunty Acid: Have Yourself a Sassy Little Christmas
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Publisher : Gibbs Smith
Total Pages : 176
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ISBN-10 : 9781423637646
ISBN-13 : 142363764X
Rating : 4/5 (46 Downloads)

Synopsis Aunty Acid: Have Yourself a Sassy Little Christmas by : Ged Backland

Celebrate Christmas with the Internet’s pink-haired sensation and a collection of comics full of hilarious holiday-themed humor. It’s not the holiday season without your favorite crazy aunt! Don’t miss Aunty’s letter to Santa, Walt’s gift, or Aunty’s wonderful witticisms like: “Christmas is a time you get homesick even when you’re home!” “It's Christmas again. Here we go buying this year's gift with next year’s money.” “My boss asked me would I kiss him under the mistletoe…I told him I wouldn’t kiss him under anesthesia.” Aunty Acid is the feisty senior created to give “the crazy old lady in all of us” a voice that can be heard from ten blocks away. With her long-suffering husband, Walt, Aunty Acid tells it like it is and has her own unique opinions on everything. Her fan base is growing by more than 1,000 a day as word on her wit and sassy sayings spreads across the internet where she reaches more than 3 million people each week. Aunty Acid is created by Ged Backland and is brought to life by the team at the Backland Studio in Bradford, West Yorkshire, in Northern England. Their other properties include the widely successful Scarlett & Crimson series.