The Redneck Guide to Raisin' Children by Annie and Glen-Bob Smith Here at last, a definitive how-to parenting guide that deals with everything from fixing up the nursery to dating outside the family. All the major concerns parents have, whether they have itty-bitty infants or teenagers smoking behind the garage, are addressed in this practical, easy-to-read manual. Topics include: *Why Smokey and the Bandit is the best baby-sitting tool of all *The use and care of snot rags *Redneck go-carts--how to build 'em and maintain 'em *Spam, and why it is considered nature's perfect food (note: tastes great with grape Kool-Aid)

Ever wondered what 'being a Christian' was all about? Believe it or not, it's not as complicated as you may think. Actually, it's so simple that... even a Redneck can do it. And so can you! In this book, you'll get the Christian basics: How to be one What it means to be one The purpose of trials and temptations Who God is... and who Satan is And a whole lot more... And the cool thing is that this book is simple to read and it has some cool drawings in it, too.

Here is a book for Yankees trying to decide what to do with their carpetbags or for sons and daughters of the South determined to preserve their heritage. Illustrated.

The book of Romans is a masterfully written exposition on grace. This letter to the believers in Rome has changed the hearts of many as they read and understand the wonderful truths nestled inside. Paul wrote this letter to these Christians to explain his revelation of grace. We explain it in simple terms that we all can understand.

Life as a Christian is full of messages to learn as we grow in our walk with Jesus. The 5-Minute Sermons is an ongoing series of quick life lessons experienced by the author/illustrator, Jeff Todd, of A Redneck's Guide. Some folks would call them devotionals. He calls them '5-Minute Sermons' because they are simple and easy to read. They're intended for rednecks like him that have a short attention span. We hope you can learn from them, too.

This authoritative guide to the great American redneck lifestyle covers more than 200 tips on everything from hunting and fishing to guns, grub and fun. Forget all the jokes, stereotypes and caricatures. The Total Redneck Manual is a loving celebration of an all-American cultural icon, as well as a practical guide full of homespun advice on how to enjoy the great outdoors. From skinning squirrels and rabbits to skinny-dipping, knife-throwing, and teaching your kid to flyfish, this comprehensive guide covers all the bases. In true Field & Stream fashion, it's packed with tips on essential outdoor skills, from picking the right hunting dog and sighting in a rifle to fixing just about anything with duct tape and frying up catfish just like grandma used to make. You'll also learn to open a beer bottle with just about anything, spit on a campfire with deadly accuracy, and kit out the truck of your dreams—with spray paint.

This book is written about the parables Jesus used from the New Testament of the Bible. It is written in everyday, simple language with a bit of REDNECK humor thrown in. When Jesus spoke to his disciples and others, he would speak in parables. These were verbal illustrations to help listeners understand the message He was trying to teach them. Is there a message in there for us, too? Were there more to these parables? In this book, we examine the parables that Jesus spoke and share the spiritual messages we have received from our own personal study. We hope it's a blessing to you.

Your kid can now join in on the excitement of A Redneck's Guide Series. This activity book helps your child interact with the stories from the Bible by offering hours... and even days!!... of doodlin' fun. They can learn about the Bible characters, simple life lessons and most importantly... learn about Jesus. This activity book makes a perfect addition to any Sunday School class and at home.

From the Christian series, A Redneck's Guide, here's a coloring book that's fun for all ages. It contains over 50 pages of illustrations created by Author/Illustrator Jeff Todd.

When Jesus spoke to his disciples and others, he would speak in parables. These were verbal illustrations to help them understand the message He was trying to relay to them. Is there a message in there for us, too? Was there more to these parables?In this book, we examine the parables that Jesus spoke. There just might be something there for you.