A Misreadbible Christmas
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Author |
: J. R. Eldridge |
Publisher |
: Lulu.com |
Total Pages |
: 102 |
Release |
: 2019-04-28 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780244181185 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0244181187 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (85 Downloads) |
Synopsis A MisreadBible Christmas by : J. R. Eldridge
The Nativity During the reign of King Herod of Judaea, an unwed teenage virgin called Mary is impregnated with a magical baby by the Holy Spirit. She and her fianc� Joseph travel to Bethlehem for a preposterous census, and Mary has to give birth in a stable. Meanwhile, a group of stargazing magi, who have traipsed hundreds of miles after a star, inadvertently inform the king of Judaea of the Messiah's birth. Herod's Christmas Carol King Herod, the infamous baby massacring tyrant of the nativity, is recast as Scrooge. On the day that would come to be known as Christmas Eve, he is haunted by the ghost of his dead wife Mariamne who has come to deliver a warning. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a journey to his past, present, and future. Will the king heed the spirits' message and mend his ways, or will he forever be the villain that the Bible portrays him to be? Bonus Parodies of A Visit from St. Nicholas and a selection of Christmas carols, and some nativity themed tweets.
Author |
: Eldridge J. R. (author) |
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: |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 1901 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1005163502 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781005163501 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (02 Downloads) |
Synopsis MisreadBible Christmas by : Eldridge J. R. (author)
Author |
: J. R. Eldridge |
Publisher |
: J. R. Eldridge |
Total Pages |
: 351 |
Release |
: 2021-01-06 |
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Rating |
: 4/5 ( Downloads) |
Synopsis The MisreadBible: Book of Moses by : J. R. Eldridge
Four hundred years after their entry into Egypt, God’s chosen people have managed to get themselves all enslaved. How can the omnipotent creator of the Universe free his people from bondage and deliver them to the promised land? By sending a random shepherd with a speech impediment to repeatedly threaten Pharaoh, that’s how. In this satirical retelling of the biblical books of Exodus to Deuteronomy, the long-suffering Moses leads a tribe of grumbling Israelites through the desert whilst trying to appease a petulant deity who turns smitey at the drop of a hat. Will he ever reach the promised land? Will there be any Israelites left unsmitten by the time he gets there? And what exactly is the Lord’s beef with yeast anyway?
Author |
: J. R. Eldridge |
Publisher |
: J. R. Eldridge |
Total Pages |
: 404 |
Release |
: 2022-01-14 |
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Rating |
: 4/5 ( Downloads) |
Synopsis The MisreadBible: Gospel by : J. R. Eldridge
In first century Galilee, a humble carpenter is given some rather unusual news: he is the Son of God! Leaving his home, family, and carpentry business, Jesus of Nazareth travels to Peraea to learn the ways of the Dunker from his barmy hermit cousin John, who has a penchant for plunging people into water. Returning to Galilee, he calls together a posse of twelve random dudes and begins his father’s mission to preach the Kingdom of God (whatever that means). Along the way, he heals the sick, casts out demons, gives bizarre ranting sermons, and amasses a following. But little does he know that a much bigger destiny awaits him…
Author |
: Adapted From The King James Bible |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 32 |
Release |
: 2011-10-04 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781442440678 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1442440678 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (78 Downloads) |
Synopsis Christmas Is Here by : Adapted From The King James Bible
And the angel said unto them, “Fear not: for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.” Audiences from religious and secular worlds alike are familiar with the comforting words from the second chapter of Luke in the King James Bible, most memorably featured in A Charlie Brown Christmas. Just as Linus reminded his community of the real meaning of Christmas, this touching tribute to an ancient text reminds us to focus on family and our fellow man instead of on gifts and indulgences. Accompanying the timeless, reassuring text is sweet, nostalgic artwork from acclaimed illustrator Lauren Castillo that embraces today’s ever-changing definition of family.
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Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 1924 |
ISBN-10 |
: LCCN:09027107 |
ISBN-13 |
: |
Rating |
: 4/5 (07 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Book of Christmas by :
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: |
Publisher |
: Knopf Books for Young Readers |
Total Pages |
: 32 |
Release |
: 1984 |
ISBN-10 |
: UOM:39076006965813 |
ISBN-13 |
: |
Rating |
: 4/5 (13 Downloads) |
Synopsis Christmas, the King James Version by :
Uses the words of the Gospels of Luke and Matthew to present the story of the birth of Jesus.
Author |
: Tyndale House Publishers Staff |
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: |
Total Pages |
: 60 |
Release |
: 1999-09 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0842335293 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780842335294 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (93 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Book of Christmas by : Tyndale House Publishers Staff
Discover the true meaning of Christmas Giving a gift to someone we love is one of life's special joys. We wait with great anticipation to see how our gift is received and to witness the pleasure it brings. The Book of Christmas tells the story of the greatest gift the world will ever know. It is the timeless story of God's never-ending love for the human race. As you read about God's gift of his only Son, discover how you can experience an everlasting relationship with God.
Author |
: James Reeves |
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: |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
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: |
ISBN-10 |
: 0525278184 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780525278184 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (84 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Christmas Book by : James Reeves
Author |
: Thomas Thomas Nelson |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 96 |
Release |
: 2020-10-06 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0785239200 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780785239208 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (00 Downloads) |
Synopsis Good Tidings of Great Joy by : Thomas Thomas Nelson
Engage with the story of Jesus' birth in a unique way that's sure to become a treasured holiday tradition. His coming went unnoticed by most people, but it was foretold from ages past. His birth wasn't announced by royal proclamation, but it was lauded by the angels of heaven. There were no servants to attend Him, but shepherds left their flocks and wise men left their homes to catch a glimpse of His glory. At Christmastime, we gather to celebrate the birth of Jesus, an event that forever changed our world--and the hearts of billions. And there's no better way to get in the true Christmas spirit than to immerse yourself in the story of His coming. Good Tidings of Great Joy is the story of the first Christmas as told by the Bible. Every word comes from the New King James Version of the Scriptures, but elements have been arranged to create one unbroken narrative, ideal for reading. Thoughtfully designed, this book is the perfect addition to your holiday traditions. Read it together as a family or cozy up near the fireplace by yourself to reflect on the day that the Son of God left His heavenly throne to be placed in a humble manger. Features: * The complete story of the first Christmas as told in the Old and New Testaments * Full-color illustrated design, ideal for group reading with all ages * Index of verses cited for later study * Six bonus Christmas hymns to enhance family worship * Record section of family readings * Special removable advent calendar included