A dad was washing his car with his son until the son said, "Dad, can you please just use a sponge?" Unleash the dadliest force known to man: dad jokes. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes is packed with 365 jokes to make you groan--and then make you smile. Master jokesters Peter L. Harmon and Taylor Calmus (a.k.a. "Dude Dad") offer enough of their top-quality, best-worst puns, quips, one-liners, and made-up stories to last you an entire year. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes includes: So bad, they're good--Nobody ever said dad jokes were good. Seriously, they're awful. That's what makes them awesome. Keep 'em coming--Day after day, drop new witticisms on anyone within hearing range: kids, spouses, colleagues, unsuspecting neighbors... Family friendly--These dad jokes are safe for the bar or breakfast table, so you can share them all--the good, the dad, and the ugly. Why hold back? Give your family and friends their daily dose of dad jokes!

A dad was washing his car with his son until the son said, "Dad, can you please just use a sponge?"Unleash the deadliest force known to man: dad jokes. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes is packed with 365 jokes to make you groan―and then make you smile. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes includes: So bad, they're good―Nobody ever said dad jokes were good. Seriously, they're awful. That's what makes them awesome.Keep 'em coming―Day after day, drop new witticisms on anyone within hearing range: kids, spouses, colleagues, unsuspecting neighbors...Family-friendly―These dad jokes are safe for the bar or breakfast table, so you can share them all―the good, the bad, and the ugly.Why hold back? Give your family and friends their daily dose of dad jokes

A delightfully corny dad joke book for every day of the year Unleash the dadliest force known to man: dad jokes. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes is packed with jokes to make you groan—and then make you smile. Master jokesters Peter L. Harmon and Taylor Calmus (aka "Dude Dad") offer enough top-quality puns, quips, one-liners, and made-up stories to last you an entire year. This book of dad jokes includes: Family-friendly fun—Share jokes that are safe for both the bar and the breakfast table. Famous dad jokes—Take inspiration from famous dads like Tim Allen, Chris Rock, and Homer Simpson. A monthly format—Discover jokes divided into months for easy reading and exploring. Earn your place in the Dad Joke Hall of Fame with this unique book of ridiculous dad jokes.

The ultimate laugh-out-loud Christmas gift for any pun lover or Super Dad out there! Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent? A: Supervision. Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all heroes out there—from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro has over 500 magnificent puns, stories, and anti-jokes—the best way to celebrate and laugh at dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect birthday gift, holiday stocking stuffer, or white elephant gag gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad or grandpa who makes their eyes roll with super speed. Arm yourself against the forces of evil and good taste with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one joke at a time! Includes knee-slappers like: I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. Q: What is the sleepiest fruit? A: Napricot. "Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them!"

Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! Because the world needs more dad jokes. Hundreds more. What are dad jokes? Short, family-friendly one-liners that often produce more eye rolls and groans from their audience than audible laughs. Anyone can tell dad jokes, but they are best told by dads. The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, and inside you'll find: More puns, quips, and corny one-liners that are sure to get eyes rolling Hundreds of dad jokes that will make you groan—then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they’re good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he’s heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse. These jokes are so funny you won't even see them coming!

Amid the vast landscape of humor, there's a special niche that evokes a universal fondness: dad jokes. "719 Ways to Make You Laugh, Groan, & Question Your Life Decisions" is a delightful tour into this evergreen corner of comedy, and it's laden with the irresistible charm that only dad jokes can offer. This isn't just a book; it's an experience. An experience of shared laughter, reminiscent of family dinners, weekend gatherings, and those spontaneous moments when a timely dad joke turned an ordinary day into a memorable one. Each chapter echoes with that warm, nostalgic feeling of the good old days when the simplest of puns could light up a room. From the timeless charm of classic knee-slappers that feel like cherished heirlooms to playful quips that dance on the tongue, every joke here is a gem. Venture into various realms, whether it's diving into the sea of "Animal Antics," the pun-laden playland of "Punny Playtime," or the technological jests of "Tech and Gadget Giggles." These are jokes that span generations, making youngsters chuckle and elders nod with a knowing smile. One of the beauties of this collection is its universal allure. Children will delight in the playful twist of words, while adults will savor the sweet taste of nostalgia, recalling quips from yesteryears. For current or soon-to-be dads, it's a repository of comedic gold, ensuring their legacy as the family's chief humorist remains unchallenged. Beyond the laughs, "719 Ways to Make You Laugh, Groan, & Question Your Life Decisions" offers a deeper resonance. It's a nudge, reminding us of the invaluable moments of connection that humor fosters. In today's age of fleeting digital distractions, this book underscores the lasting impact of a well-timed joke in strengthening bonds and evoking joy. Beautifully curated and thoughtfully presented, this tome celebrates dad jokes in all their quirky, wholesome glory. Whether you're searching for that perfect gift, a conversational icebreaker, or just a daily dose of mirth, this collection is a treasure trove of amusement. Delve in, and relish the enduring magic of dad jokes, where laughter is timeless and the joy of shared humor is a gift that keeps on giving. Cheers to the playful, pun-filled adventures that await within these pages!

The dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.

The perfect Christmas gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal! With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, holiday stocking stuffers, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny white elephant gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life! Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves! Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.