A Collection of Satirical Short Stories: A Bigly Clever Title

A Collection of Satirical Short Stories: A Bigly Clever Title
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Publisher : Lulu.com
Total Pages : 116
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ISBN-10 : 9781387341894
ISBN-13 : 1387341898
Rating : 4/5 (94 Downloads)

Synopsis A Collection of Satirical Short Stories: A Bigly Clever Title by : Craig Rozniecki

While in nonsensical actuality Donald Trump's campaign slogan was "Make America great again!," it probably should have been either "Make facts fake again!" or "Make bigly stinky BS smell good again!" It's appeared to be the president's goal to transform the U.S. into bizarro world, where up is down, black is white, right is wrong, left is right, and a bouquet of herpes is a popular item at supermarkets every February 14th. Cite a fact? That's fake news. Cite fake news? That's a fact. So what do we do when the leader of our country tries turning reality on its head? Resort to 24-hour all-you-can-eat buffets, binge-drinking, and laughter, not necessarily in that order. That's where author Craig Rozniecki's fifteenth book, "A Collection of Satirical Short Stories: A Bigly Clever Title," will come in handy! So join him in attempting to cope with Trump's bizarro world, as he satirizes politics, religion, race, every light topic you're advised to talk about on a first date.

The Kind-Hearted Smartass - Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy

The Kind-Hearted Smartass - Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy
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Publisher : Lulu.com
Total Pages : 196
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ISBN-10 : 9780359396467
ISBN-13 : 0359396461
Rating : 4/5 (67 Downloads)

Synopsis The Kind-Hearted Smartass - Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy by : Craig Rozniecki

In this book, Rozniecki tackles every random topic a Mensa member could think up, and if it were possible, even more. In The Kind-Hearted Smartass: Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy, you'll learn all about: how a Tinder CEO didn't know the definition of ""sodomy;"" why the TGI Fridays mistletoe drones idea was worse than slippers in sandals; what the next ""hangry"" might be; and how online IQ tests read to a snarky mind. Not only that, Rozniecki: provides the top ten times when it's best to not take a selfie; explains how Congress is like a marriage; points out the fact that the Flonase tagline is stupid; and crushes Americans' hopes that Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg will give them all of his money, cars, homes, and beauty tips.

LOL at the GOP - Volume 7: Obstruction of Conscience

LOL at the GOP - Volume 7: Obstruction of Conscience
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Publisher : Lulu.com
Total Pages : 140
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ISBN-10 : 9781387571376
ISBN-13 : 1387571370
Rating : 4/5 (76 Downloads)

Synopsis LOL at the GOP - Volume 7: Obstruction of Conscience by : Craig Rozniecki

The always witty satirist Craig Rozniecki is at it again with his seventh installment of the "LOL at the GOP" series. In it, he writes about: Rick Perry's forgetful wisdom; Sarah Palin's literal family feud; Señor Jeb Bush; why it's inconceivable for many conservatives to label themselves as Constitutional; how Donald Trump would write Hallmark cards; a state senator who thinks butts and vaginas are the same thing; and so much more! So sit back, relax, and let laughter guide you in "LOL at the GOP - Volume 7: Obstruction of Conscience."

Bigly

Bigly
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 143
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ISBN-10 : 9781621577515
ISBN-13 : 1621577511
Rating : 4/5 (15 Downloads)

Synopsis Bigly by : Rob Long

Bigly is an hilarious compilation of memorable quotes from President Donald Trump, arranged as poetry that will have the president's fiercest supporters and harshest critics asking the same question: Can a president appoint himself Poet Laureate? Divided into sections on Life, Love, Beauty, and Death - and including a dedicatory haiku by Milo Yiannopoulos, a foreword by How to Lose Friends and Alienate People author Toby Young, and poignant editor's notes that reveal the hidden meaning in Trump's expert verse - Bigly is a must-have for political junkies who've been following President Donald Trump's unconventional speeches, interviews, complaints, jokes, quips, and witticisms.

Dumpty

Dumpty
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Publisher : Chronicle Books
Total Pages : 117
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ISBN-10 : 9781797201405
ISBN-13 : 1797201409
Rating : 4/5 (05 Downloads)

Synopsis Dumpty by : John Lithgow

New York Times Bestseller! Dumpty: The Age of Trump in Verse is Volume 1 of a satirical poetry collection from award-winning actor and bestselling author John Lithgow. Chronicling the last few raucous years in American politics, Lithgow takes readers verse by verse through the history of Donald Trump's presidency. • Lampoons the likes of Betsy DeVos, William Barr, Rudy Giuliani, and dozens more. • Illustrated from cover to cover with Lithgow's never-before-seen line drawings. • Draws inspiration from A. A. Milne, Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, and even Mother Goose. • Great for fans of A Very Stable Genius by Mike Luckovich, Win Bigly: Persuasion in a World Where Facts Don't Matter by Scott Adams, and The Donald J. Trump Presidential Twitter Library by The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. The poems collected in Dumpty draw inspiration from A. A. Milne, Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, Rodgers and Hammerstein, Mother Goose, and many more. A feat of laugh-out-loud lyrical storytelling, this timely volume is bound to bring joy to poetry lovers, political junkies, and Lithgow fans alike. Audio edition read by the author.

A Cat Called Dog

A Cat Called Dog
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Publisher : Troubador Publishing Ltd
Total Pages : 216
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ISBN-10 : 9781780885896
ISBN-13 : 178088589X
Rating : 4/5 (96 Downloads)

Synopsis A Cat Called Dog by : Jem Vanston

Dog is a cat- the only problem is that he doesn't behave like one! Instead he wags his tail, sticks out his tongue and yaps in a manner which is distinctly puppyish. Something has to be done! The pride of cats is at stake - the shame of an entire species a consequence of allowing a feline to behave in such a disgraceful canine manner.

Make Russia Great Again

Make Russia Great Again
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 288
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ISBN-10 : 9781982157470
ISBN-13 : 198215747X
Rating : 4/5 (70 Downloads)

Synopsis Make Russia Great Again by : Christopher Buckley

Herb Nutterman, a long-time Trump Organization employee, unexpectedly becomes President Trump's White House chief of staff and finds himself entangled in Russian intrigue and leading the president's reelection campaign.

Incompetence

Incompetence
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Publisher : Gollancz
Total Pages : 260
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ISBN-10 : 9780575127609
ISBN-13 : 0575127600
Rating : 4/5 (09 Downloads)

Synopsis Incompetence by : Rob Grant

Bad is the new good. In the not too distant future the European Union enacts its most far reaching human rights legislation ever. The incompetent have been persecuted for too long. After all it's not their fault they can't do it right, is it? So it is made illegal to sack or otherwise discriminate against anyone for being incompetent. And now a murder has been committed and our possibly incompetent detective must find out who the murderer is. As long as he can find directions to get him through the mean streets.

Life

Life
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Total Pages : 48
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ISBN-10 : OSU:32435057996084
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Rating : 4/5 (84 Downloads)

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Al Franken, Giant of the Senate

Al Franken, Giant of the Senate
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Publisher : Twelve
Total Pages : 523
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ISBN-10 : 9781455540433
ISBN-13 : 1455540439
Rating : 4/5 (33 Downloads)

Synopsis Al Franken, Giant of the Senate by : Al Franken

From Senator Al Franken - #1 bestselling author and beloved SNL alum -- comes the story of an award-winning comedian who decided to run for office and then discovered why award-winning comedians tend not to do that. "Flips the classic born-in-a-shack rise to political office tale on its head. I skipped meals to read this book - also unusual - because every page was funny. It made me deliriously happy." -- Louise Erdrich, The New York Times This is a book about an unlikely campaign that had an even more improbable ending: the closest outcome in history and an unprecedented eight-month recount saga, which is pretty funny in retrospect. It's a book about what happens when the nation's foremost progressive satirist gets a chance to serve in the United States Senate and, defying the low expectations of the pundit class, actually turns out to be good at it. It's a book about our deeply polarized, frequently depressing, occasionally inspiring political culture, written from inside the belly of the beast. In this candid personal memoir, the honorable gentleman from Minnesota takes his army of loyal fans along with him from Saturday Night Live to the campaign trail, inside the halls of Congress, and behind the scenes of some of the most dramatic and/or hilarious moments of his new career in politics. Has Al Franken become a true Giant of the Senate? Franken asks readers to decide for themselves.