"When God must travel down to Earth to find His lost boot, He is surprised and dismayed to find most people unwilling to help Him, or take time to listen to what He has to say ..."--Dust jacket.

When two troubled ex-cops stumble into the path of a serial killer, who leads them into the dark history of Galveston when it was known as Texas' Sin City, they soon discover that the FBI and the old Galveston families don't want them to solve the crimes. Original.

Combining southern warmth with unabashed emotion and side-splitting hilarity, Fannie Flagg takes readers back to Elmwood Springs, Missouri, where the most unlikely and surprising experiences of a high-spirited octogenarian inspire a town to ponder the age-old question: Why are we here? Life is the strangest thing. One minute, Mrs. Elner Shimfissle is up in her tree, picking figs, and the next thing she knows, she is off on an adventure she never dreamed of, running into people she never in a million years expected to meet. Meanwhile, back home, Elner’s nervous, high-strung niece Norma faints and winds up in bed with a cold rag on her head; Elner’s neighbor Verbena rushes immediately to the Bible; her truck driver friend, Luther Griggs, runs his eighteen-wheeler into a ditch–and the entire town is thrown for a loop and left wondering, “What is life all about, anyway?” Except for Tot Whooten, who owns Tot’s Tell It Like It Is Beauty Shop. Her main concern is that the end of the world might come before she can collect her social security. In this comedy-mystery, those near and dear to Elner discover something wonderful: Heaven is actually right here, right now, with people you love, neighbors you help, friendships you keep. Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven is proof once more that Fannie Flagg “was put on this earth to write” (Southern Living), spinning tales as sweet and refreshing as iced tea on a summer day, with a little extra kick thrown in.

When is it right to want what is wrong? When morality and emotion collide, which will be the victor? Angel De Winter has her life planned out. She will Qualify and marry the boy she loves. When greed and fate converge, forever altering the course of her life, Angel finds out what it is to fall, and not care whether she survives. A figure from the Isle’s past returns, causing a disruption in the De Winter family that quickly extends far beyond the walls of their home. An unthinkable betrayal forces everyone to make brutal and devastating sacrifices, culminating in a violent battle that will decide the fate of the Isle.

Goffredo Parise's quest to capture the essence of human sentiment in prose-poem form resulted in the publication in 1972 of SILLABARIO N. 1, which contained 22 stories with titles proceeding alphabetically. Characterized by the same clarity found in ABECEDARY, SOLITUDES is a series of exquisite miniatures that form a bittersweet exploration of the joy and the melancholy of life.

Book I of the Heaven, Hell, & Humanity Trilogy After a prince reunites with his exhiled brother in the Desert of Lost Souls, he unwittingly sets off a chain of events that will not only threaten the fate of all Humanity, but reignite the war of Light and Darkness.