Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
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Publisher : Dial Books
Total Pages : 40
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ISBN-10 : UOM:39076002635402
ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 (02 Downloads)

Synopsis Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? by :

Top illustrators present their answers to the classic question about why the chicken crossed the road.

The Way I Heard It

The Way I Heard It
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 272
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ISBN-10 : 9781982131470
ISBN-13 : 1982131470
Rating : 4/5 (70 Downloads)

Synopsis The Way I Heard It by : Mike Rowe

Emmy-award winning gadfly Rowe presents a ridiculously entertaining, seriously fascinating collection of his favorite episodes from America's #1 short-form podcast, The Way I Heard It, along with a host of memories, ruminations, illustrations, and insights.

Why Did the Chicken Cross the World?

Why Did the Chicken Cross the World?
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 336
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ISBN-10 : 9781476729916
ISBN-13 : 1476729913
Rating : 4/5 (16 Downloads)

Synopsis Why Did the Chicken Cross the World? by : Andrew Lawler

Veteran journalist Andrew Lawler delivers a “fascinating and delightful…globetrotting tour” (Wall Street Journal) with the animal that has been most crucial to the spread of civilization—the chicken. In a masterful combination of historical sleuthing and journalistic adventure, veteran reporter Andrew Lawler “opens a window on civilization, evolution, capitalism, and ethics” (New York) with a fascinating account of the most successful of all cross-species relationships—the partnership between human and chicken. This “splendid book full of obsessive travel and research in history” (Kirkus Reviews) explores how people through the ages embraced the chicken as a messenger of the gods, an all-purpose medicine, an emblem of resurrection, a powerful sex symbol, a gambling aid, a handy research tool, an inspiration for bravery, the epitome of evil, and, of course, the star of the world’s most famous joke. Queen Victoria was obsessed with the chicken. Socrates’s last words embraced it. Charles Darwin and Louis Pasteur used it for scientific breakthroughs. Religious leaders of all stripes have praised it. Now neuroscientists are uncovering signs of a deep intelligence that offers insights into human behavior. Trekking from the jungles of southeast Asia through the Middle East and beyond, Lawler discovers the secrets behind the fowl’s transformation from a shy, wild bird into an animal of astonishing versatility, capable of serving our species’ changing needs more than the horse, cow, or dog. The natural history of the chicken, and its role in entertainment, food history, and food politics, as well as the debate raging over animal welfare, comes to light in this “witty, conversational” (Booklist) volume.

Why Didn't the Chicken Cross the Road?

Why Didn't the Chicken Cross the Road?
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Publisher : Mascot Books
Total Pages : 38
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ISBN-10 : 1645434117
ISBN-13 : 9781645434115
Rating : 4/5 (17 Downloads)

Synopsis Why Didn't the Chicken Cross the Road? by : Paul Schwartz

Chicken wants to cross the road. His friends on the other side eat popsicles for lunch, play Duck Duck Goose and invite him to join the fun. But Chicken's fears hold him back, fears that are magnified by his parents, who screech and cluck their warnings about the hazards of crossing. Will Chicken overcome his fears? In the end, his pluck and ingenuity take the story to a smart and satisfying free-range conclusion.

Dinosaur Jokes

Dinosaur Jokes
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Publisher : Children's Press
Total Pages : 52
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ISBN-10 : 0516018655
ISBN-13 : 9780516018652
Rating : 4/5 (55 Downloads)

Synopsis Dinosaur Jokes by :

A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.

Interrupting Cow and the Chicken Crossing the Road

Interrupting Cow and the Chicken Crossing the Road
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 36
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ISBN-10 : 9781534481619
ISBN-13 : 1534481613
Rating : 4/5 (19 Downloads)

Synopsis Interrupting Cow and the Chicken Crossing the Road by : Jane Yolen

From critically acclaimed and prolific author Jane Yolen comes a hilarious Level 2 Ready-to-Read. Get ready for the Interrupting Cow to meet the Chicken Crossing the Road! Why did the chicken cross the road? Was it to get to the other side...or was there more to the story? Read this hilarious book and see what happens when the Interrupting Cow meets the famous Chicken Crossing the Road!

Poultrygeist

Poultrygeist
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Publisher : Candlewick Press
Total Pages : 32
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781536225570
ISBN-13 : 1536225576
Rating : 4/5 (70 Downloads)

Synopsis Poultrygeist by : Eric Geron

From a debut picture-book author and a #1 New York Times best-selling illustrator, a wry take on "Why did the chicken cross the road?” that gives a whole new meaning to “the Other Side.” Cock-a-doodle-BOO! It’s punny. It’s spooky. It’s a meta picture book that puts a fresh spin on an old joke and elevates chicken comedy to ghastly new levels. A little spring chicken crosses the road but quickly gets flattened under a semitruck. The barnyard beasts who’ve gone before break the news: now that Chicken’s fried—dispatched to the Other Side—Chicken has a job, an unwanted job, as a noisy troublemaking ghost. This fowl may be weak in the beak, but Chicken knows that scaring people isn’t nice. There is such a thing as a friendly ghost, after all—isn’t there? Loaded with laughs and shivers, this Halloween-ready treat features ghoulishly funny art by the illustrator of the #1 New York Times best-selling Bad Seed series. Let the haunting begin! No chickens were harmed in the making of this book.

The Professor Is In

The Professor Is In
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Publisher : Crown
Total Pages : 450
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ISBN-10 : 9780553419429
ISBN-13 : 0553419420
Rating : 4/5 (29 Downloads)

Synopsis The Professor Is In by : Karen Kelsky

The definitive career guide for grad students, adjuncts, post-docs and anyone else eager to get tenure or turn their Ph.D. into their ideal job Each year tens of thousands of students will, after years of hard work and enormous amounts of money, earn their Ph.D. And each year only a small percentage of them will land a job that justifies and rewards their investment. For every comfortably tenured professor or well-paid former academic, there are countless underpaid and overworked adjuncts, and many more who simply give up in frustration. Those who do make it share an important asset that separates them from the pack: they have a plan. They understand exactly what they need to do to set themselves up for success. They know what really moves the needle in academic job searches, how to avoid the all-too-common mistakes that sink so many of their peers, and how to decide when to point their Ph.D. toward other, non-academic options. Karen Kelsky has made it her mission to help readers join the select few who get the most out of their Ph.D. As a former tenured professor and department head who oversaw numerous academic job searches, she knows from experience exactly what gets an academic applicant a job. And as the creator of the popular and widely respected advice site The Professor is In, she has helped countless Ph.D.’s turn themselves into stronger applicants and land their dream careers. Now, for the first time ever, Karen has poured all her best advice into a single handy guide that addresses the most important issues facing any Ph.D., including: -When, where, and what to publish -Writing a foolproof grant application -Cultivating references and crafting the perfect CV -Acing the job talk and campus interview -Avoiding the adjunct trap -Making the leap to nonacademic work, when the time is right The Professor Is In addresses all of these issues, and many more.

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road
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Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages : 35
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780547346533
ISBN-13 : 0547346530
Rating : 4/5 (33 Downloads)

Synopsis Why the Chicken Crossed the Road by : David Macaulay

A rollicking investigation of cause and effect by the Caldecott medalist.

Alice Isn't Dead

Alice Isn't Dead
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Publisher : HarperCollins
Total Pages : 269
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780062844163
ISBN-13 : 0062844164
Rating : 4/5 (63 Downloads)

Synopsis Alice Isn't Dead by : Joseph Fink

A New York Times Bestseller From the bestselling co-author of It Devours! and Welcome to Night Vale comes a fast-paced thriller about a truck driver searching across America for the wife she had long assumed to be dead. “This isn’t a story. It’s a road trip." Keisha Taylor lived a quiet life with her wife, Alice, until the day that Alice disappeared. After months of searching, presuming she was dead, Keisha held a funeral, mourned, and gradually tried to get on with her life. But that was before Keisha started to see her wife, again and again, in the background of news reports from all over America. Alice isn’t dead, and she is showing up at every major tragedy and accident in the country. Following a line of clues, Keisha takes a job as a long-haul truck driver and begins searching for Alice. She eventually stumbles on an otherworldly conflict being waged in the quiet corners of our nation’s highway system—uncovering a conspiracy that goes way beyond one missing woman.