Warning: This story is for adults only. You must be at least 18 years old to ride this ride. Hey, at least there's no height requirement. This story is an alien erotica tale with strong sexual content. Think you can handle it? THREE HOT WOMEN IN THE BRIEFING ROOM Amy Rush has always found briefings to be boring, but the women doing the briefing this day are gorgeous and they have a way to get Amy to pay attention. If she listens to the presentation about the Nordic aliens and she pays attention, she can get lucky. After the presentation, Amy has to answer questions, and for each right answer, everyone takes off an article of clothing. If she gets all the answers right, it's going to be party time! What Amy doesn't know is that the three women ARE Nordic aliens, and they are there to capture Amy and Agent Kale. With the Nordics, sex is a weapon. But when a weapon is so pleasurable, how do you say no? This short story clocks in at around 3700 words and was designed to be read with one hand free. You're welcome.

THE COMPLETE ALIEN SEX CHRONICLES! Just when you thought it was safe to search the internet, Ann L. Probe has collected all ten of her chick-on-alien sex farces and now she's inflicting them on an unsuspecting public. The stories in this book are smokin' hot and designed to be read with one hand free. If you're under 18, you shouldn't be here. If you're over 18, you have to ask yourself one question. Can you get lucky? Amy Rush sure does. She hooks up with all manner of alien dudes in this whacky adventure. Complete in one volume, you get: Boffing Bigfoot Fifty Slaves of Grays Tall White and Hung Mounting the Mothman Ravaged by the Reptilian The Nordic Nymphos Sleeping with the Alien The Sexy Sirian The Androgynous Andromedan Dancing to the Anunnaki Nookie This will put your sexual appetite into overdrive and you'll be begging to get abducted by horny E.T.s. To get the full entertainment value out of this book, you should take off your clothes and read it in the nude for easy access. Just saying.

Unmarried, thirty-year-old Sophy Metcalfe told a little white he to soothe her nagging mother. The white lies name was "Dominic," the ideal boyfriend: charming, successful, the kind of prospective son-in-law that would make any mother proud. But now that Sophy's thin and beautiful sister, Belinda, is getting married, Dominic is going to have to make an appearance in the flesh -- which should be a pretty neat trick ... since the genuine article vanished from Sophy's life after a single, singularly unmemorable evening. So she resorts to a very drastic measure -- aka Josh Carmichael, the escort she hires at the very last minute, sight unseen. But the trouble with white lies is that they tend to multiply. The trouble with rugged, too-sexy, and independent Josh is ... well, that Sophy's actually beginning to like him! Even if they make it through the Wedding Day from Hell together -- with its new intrigues, old flames, and all-too-familiar faces -- there's the night that follows... and, of course, the morning after. And that could end up being the biggest trouble of all! A hip, witty, and freshly fantastic delight, Asking for Trouble is the most hilarious and knowing novel to make the scene since Bridget Jones first set pen to paper to record her most intimate innermost thoughts.

Warning! This story features explicit sex between humans and extraterrestrials. You must be 18 or older to ride this ride, folks. Think you can handle it? THEY TRIED TO KILL HER Amy Rush is a lover, not a fighter, so after a feeble attempt on her life by her former employers, Amy heads to Montauk because her alien lover told her to go there for help. TIME TRAVEL, MIND CONTROL, AND SEX EXPERIMENTS! When she finds the underground base, Amy discovers that the Montauk Project is still active. There, psychics open time tunnels to other times, scientists work side by side with aliens to achieve mind control, and best of all in Amy's view, they perform sex experiments. That sounds like too much fun, so she can't wait to get some action with a mirrored alien named Pat who is male AND female, and promises to be able to please anyone! If anything can get Amy's mind off someone trying to kill her, it's some fantastic alien sex! But will they take her in and protect her from the military and the other aliens? This short story clocks in at around 4500 words and was designed to be read with one hand free. You're welcome. And don't miss the other stories in The Alien Sex Chronicles series: Boffing Bigfoot Fifty Slaves of Grays Tall White and Hung Mounting the Mothman Ravaged by the Reptilian The Nordic Nymphos Sleeping with the Alien The Sexy Sirian

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “A fascinating look at how consumers perceive logos, ads, commercials, brands, and products.”—Time How much do we know about why we buy? What truly influences our decisions in today’s message-cluttered world? In Buyology, Martin Lindstrom presents the astonishing findings from his groundbreaking three-year, seven-million-dollar neuromarketing study—a cutting-edge experiment that peered inside the brains of 2,000 volunteers from all around the world as they encountered various ads, logos, commercials, brands, and products. His startling results shatter much of what we have long believed about what captures our interest—and drives us to buy. Among the questions he explores: • Does sex actually sell? • Does subliminal advertising still surround us? • Can “cool” brands trigger our mating instincts? • Can our other senses—smell, touch, and sound—be aroused when we see a product? Buyology is a fascinating and shocking journey into the mind of today's consumer that will captivate anyone who's been seduced—or turned off—by marketers' relentless attempts to win our loyalty, our money, and our minds.

Warning: ADULTS ONLY! This story was written for people 18 and older, and features explicit sex between humans and non-human entities. Think you can handle it? Read at your own risk! A WORLD IN NEED When the military recruits Amy Rush, a nymphomaniac who craves fulfillment, to seduce and sleep with extraterrestrials in order to acquire their technologies, they know they're getting more than they bargained for. A WOMAN WHO NEEDS IT Amy loves the planet (hey, she's loved a lot of the people on the planet) so she's excited to try and help save the world, and if it means she gets laid by Bigfoot, she's willing to take one for the team. Or take two. Or three. Or, well, however much Bigfoot is willing to give. Of course when it comes to Bigfoot, his feet aren't the only big appendages. This short story clocks in around 4900 words, and was designed to be read with one hand free.

Warning: ADULTS ONLY! This story was written for people 18 and older, and features explicit sex between humans and non-human entities. Think you can handle it? Read at your own risk! A REQUESTED RENDEZVOUS The Mothman has returned to Point Pleasant, West Viginia, and he wants Amy Rush and is willing to trade a sample of his DNA for the coupling. The military hopes that they can isolate a precognitive gene within the Mothman's DNA so they can grant ESP to their soldiers, so they send Amy to service the extraterrestrial being. TWO PROBLEMS First, Amy doesn't like moths and really doesn't want to sleep with the Mothman. Second, the Mothman has his own nefarious reasons for wanting to sleep with Amy. Can she service the Mothman and escape with her life or will this be Amy's last fling? This short story clocks in around 4200 words, and was designed to be read with one hand free. THE ALIEN SEX CHRONICLES SERIES BY ANN L. PROBE 1. BOFFING BIGFOOT 2. FIFTY SLAVES OF GRAYS 3. TALL WHITE AND HUNG 4. MOUNTING THE MOTHMAN

Warning: ADULTS ONLY! This story was written for people 18 and older, and features explicit sex between humans and non-human entities. Think you can handle it? Read at your own risk! A HORNY ALIEN WHO NEEDS TO GET LAID OR HE'LL DIE An alien race known as the Tall Whites are holed up in Nevada, and their only pilot has gone into heat, but as his wife died and he can't have sex with another member of his race, the pressure building up within him will kill him, stranding the aliens on Earth. ENTER AMY RUSH The Tall Whites offer the military the secret of traversing wormholes if Amy can save their pilot. SLEEPING WITH THE ALIEN Amy agrees, but she doesn't know how BIG the alien is. The bigger the better sounds all well and good until she sees what she's in for. Can Amy handle the big guy? The fate of the world hangs in the balance, and Amy doesn't want this to be her last fling, so she pulls out all the stops to please the well endowed alien.

'A major talent' Irvine Welsh 'Remarkable, beautiful, magic. Like Ulysses for those who can't cope with reading Ulysses' Paolo Hewitt 'We're all in the gutter but some of us are ogling the sparkles.' Set at the fag-end of the 1960s and framed as a novel within a novel published by a seedy London purveyor of pulp fiction, MAN-EATING TYPEWRITER is a homage to the avant-garde counterculture of the 20th century. Told in Polari, it is the story of an anarchist named Raymond Novak and his plan to commit a 'fantabulosa crime' in 276 days that will revolt the world. A surrealistic odyssey that stretches from occupied Paris to the cruise-liner SS Unmentionable to lawless Tangier before settling in Swinging London, the book casts Novak as an agitator and freedom fighter - but, as his memoirs become more and more threatening, his publishers find themselves far more involved in his violent personality cult than they ever intended. Constructed like a hallucinogenic cocktail of A Clockwork Orange, Pale Fire and Jean Genet's jailbird fantasies, MAN-EATING TYPEWRITER is an act of seductive sedition by a writer with unfathomable literary talent and boldness. Wild, transgressive, erotic and resolutely uncompromising, this marks the return of a writer who is out there on an island of his own making; a book that will be talked about, celebrated and puzzled over for decades.

This book is raw, real and politically incorrect, it will threaten and challenge your ideas of what does it mean to be a man and how to better serve your purpose.