Panda, a burger flipping alien, is cast into a battle of the relatively good Vs frustrated evil. Follow him and his five friends as they are transported through time and space. Meet Bob, the bored Jellyfish God...

Follow Panda and Friends in their epic journey across the Universe. Want to read something just that little bit different? A science fiction - fantasy story that will make you laugh? The monuments of Panda Johnson is the book for you. Follow Panda, the toasted rice pudding sandwich loving alien and friends in their bizarre, funny and unique journey across the Universe, as they fend off forces of evil, clones, aliens and overly large cannibals in way too small silver bikinis. Will Alice, the fluffy headed, mutating transgendered, invisible rabbit adoring, potential love interest to Panda get her man? Can bambii, whose limited vocabulary, ever convey her true feelings to Blinknott, Pandas best fiend? See the overly large chested Misty harangue Dang, the ex-Ohm Monk who so desperately needs a wash and more socks. See them, and others fight against the forces of evil... Genevieve and Lord Overworn. Find out why there is a rubber duck on the cover. Can an interstellar warship really be powered by a record player? We say no! How good can a torturer with a stammer be? Just how does a tiger disguise himself in a Bakers? What does the Council of Ohm and missing socks have to do with Mlikht Nak de Tor? What does that even mean? And why is there a Seagull in a cardboard box? Puzzled? I sure hope so. The first of the Panda Johnson trilogy will leave you desperate for more, that being said Panda Johnson and the Death of the Gods should be out late 2016.

Want to read something just that little bit different? A science fiction - fantasy story that will make you laugh? The monuments of Panda Johnson is the book for you. Follow Panda, the toasted rice pudding sandwich loving alien and friends in their bizarre, funny and unique journey across the Universe, as they fend off forces of evil, clones, aliens and overly large cannibals in way too small silver bikinis. Will Alice, the fluffy headed, mutating transgendered, invisible rabbit adoring, potential love interest to Panda get her man? Can bambii, whose limited vocabulary, ever convey her true feelings to Blinknott, Pandas best fiend? See the overly large chested Misty harangue Dang, the ex-Ohm Monk who so desperately needs a wash and more socks. See them, and others fight against the forces of evil... Genevieve and Lord Overworn. Find out why there is a rubber duck on the cover. Can an interstellar warship really be powered by a record player? We say no! How good can a torturer with a stammer be? Just how does a tiger disguise himself in a Bakers? What does the Council of Ohm and missing socks have to do with Mlikht Nak de Tor? What does that even mean? And why is there a Seagull in a cardboard box? Puzzled? I sure hope so. The first of the Panda Johnson trilogy will leave you desperate for more, that being said Panda Johnson and the Death of the Gods should be out late 2016.

Reading is a like supporting a football team, some times you get an absolute corker, sometimes its nil-nil and worse than watching paint dry. Ask yourself a question, take a piece of blank A4 paper and a pencil and place them, side by side, on the table in front of you. Now, what do you see? If you can see a complex, unyielding cornucopia of life, of death, and the emotions these things bring with them then you my friend, will never want for another friend again. It is said that there is a thin line between madness and genius, I for one am utterly insane. And, much prefer life on this side of the line. Who wants to be a genius? That would only mean tweed jackets, very bad moustaches and way too many beards, and that's just the ladies. Why would I want to be stuck in some cold winters retreat with thirty other geniuses debating the existence of anti-matter, or life on other planets, when I can answer all these questions with a simple pencil and paper. It might not be correct; it might be so completely ludicrous that the thirty winter bound geniuses would spend the next twenty years debating just how wrong I am. By which time their moustaches will be so indeterminably long that they will conjoined to form a mass of hair so large it will affect the balance of the earth. Now who's the insane one? This is the first of three books, a trilogy if you like. Book Two, has already been written and is currently in the process of being edited and will be out later this year, (2017). Forward How does one write a forward, it's such an unusual thing to do, in that case I think it would be best to make it as simple as possible. Silence fell across hall much in the same way that a drunk collapses from his bar stool, Bambii kicked Dang (for which no one could blame her really), they'd all been sidetracked by what Dang had said. If you've read that and you're still reading, great, if you read it laughed, even better. I thought it might be a good idea to pick a snippet from the book. Well, that's what they call them in the trade... Pick would be the wrong word, more of an, ask your dog to stick her paw on the keyboard and see what pops up. Thankfully, she didn't write the rest.

Want to read something just that little bit different? A science fiction - fantasy story that will make you laugh? The monuments of Panda Johnson is the book for you. Follow Panda, the toasted rice pudding sandwich loving alien and friends in their bizarre, funny and unique journey across the Universe, as they fend off forces of evil, clones, aliens and overly large cannibals in way too small silver bikinis. Will Alice, the fluffy headed, mutating transgendered, invisible rabbit adoring, potential love interest to Panda get her man? Can bambii, whose limited vocabulary, ever convey her true feelings to Blinknott, Pandas best fiend? See the overly large chested Misty harangue Dang, the ex-Ohm Monk who so desperately needs a wash and more socks. See them, and others fight against the forces of evil... Genevieve and Lord Overworn. Find out why there is a rubber duck on the cover. Can an interstellar warship really be powered by a record player? We say no! How good can a torturer with a stammer be? Just how does a tiger disguise himself in a Bakers? What does the Council of Ohm and missing socks have to do with Mlikht Nak de Tor? What does that even mean? And why is there a Seagull in a cardboard box? Puzzled? I sure hope so. The first of the Panda Johnson trilogy will leave you desperate for more, that being said Panda Johnson and the Death of the Gods should be out late 2016.

Want to read something just that little bit different? A science fiction - fantasy story that will make you laugh? The monuments of Panda Johnson is the book for you. Follow Panda, the toasted rice pudding sandwich loving alien and friends in their bizarre, funny and unique journey across the Universe, as they fend off forces of evil, clones, aliens and overly large cannibals in way too small silver bikinis. Will Alice, the fluffy headed, mutating transgendered, invisible rabbit adoring, potential love interest to Panda get her man? Can bambii, whose limited vocabulary, ever convey her true feelings to Blinknott, Pandas best fiend? See the overly large chested Misty harangue Dang, the ex-Ohm Monk who so desperately needs a wash and more socks. See them, and others fight against the forces of evil... Genevieve and Lord Overworn. Find out why there is a rubber duck on the cover. Can an interstellar warship really be powered by a record player? We say no! How good can a torturer with a stammer be? Just how does a tiger disguise himself in a Bakers? What does the Council of Ohm and missing socks have to do with Mlikht Nak de Tor? What does that even mean? And why is there a Seagull in a cardboard box? Puzzled? I sure hope so. The first of the Panda Johnson trilogy will leave you desperate for more, that being said Panda Johnson and the Death of the Gods should be out late 2016.

Bambii Fantasy Art Edition Want to read something just that little bit different? A science fiction - fantasy story that will make you laugh? The monuments of Panda Johnson is the book for you. Follow Panda, the toasted rice pudding sandwich loving alien and friends in their bizarre, funny and unique journey across the Universe, as they fend off forces of evil, clones, aliens and overly large cannibals in way too small silver bikinis. Will Alice, the fluffy headed, mutating transgendered, invisible rabbit adoring, potential love interest to Panda get her man? Can bambii, whose limited vocabulary, ever convey her true feelings to Blinknott, Pandas best fiend? See the overly large chested Misty harangue Dang, the ex-Ohm Monk who so desperately needs a wash and more socks. See them, and others fight against the forces of evil... Genevieve and Lord Overworn. Find out why there is a rubber duck on the cover. Can an interstellar warship really be powered by a record player? We say no! How good can a torturer with a stammer be? Just how does a tiger disguise himself in a Bakers? What does the Council of Ohm and missing socks have to do with Mlikht Nak de Tor? What does that even mean? And why is there a Seagull in a cardboard box? Puzzled? I sure hope so. The first of the Panda Johnson trilogy will leave you desperate for more, that being said Panda Johnson and the Death of the Gods should be out late 2016.

The personal, if not impersonal, journals of Panda Johnson. An alien of four arms, low self esteem and penchant for attracting trouble.The first of two Journals detailing numerous outlandish exploits of the lead protagonist from The Monuments of Panda Johnson & Panda Johnson and the Death of the Gods...Ik (Tuesday)17th Xul (February)I arrived home to find a leg sticking through my ceiling.

Following the tumultuous events of Book One (The Monuments of Panda Johnson), Panda and his ever growing band of friends find themselves marooned on Earth 4.6 traversing foreign land and fending off both new, and old enemies. With Genevieve and Lord Overworn stranded on the same planet, it isn't long before their paths cross again and all hell breaks loose. When Lord Overworn's homeworld is invaded and captured by their mortal enemy, the Malagain, the race is on to find a way home, re-capture Panda and generally be as naughty as possible. Join Panda and friends in their continuing adventures, as they run away in the face of danger, laugh in the face of reality and generally wonder what they did to deserve such a life. From a two-headed donkey to a moose who believes he's the last of the Unicorns, Hordes of reject cartoon characters, alternate nursery rhyme figures, mechanised zombies and the three great jellyfish gods you won't be able to wait for Book Three.