The Little Book of Farting

The Little Book of Farting
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Pub
Total Pages : 95
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0740727133
ISBN-13 : 9780740727139
Rating : 4/5 (33 Downloads)

Synopsis The Little Book of Farting by : Alec Bromcie

From the very first page, The Little Book of Farting proves that flatulence can be funny-and downright fascinating! For instance, did you know that the average man releases enough flatus in a day to blow up a small balloon' Or that farts can travel up to 50 feet and have been recorded to linger for up to 20 minutes' Did you know that vegetarians fart more than meat eaters' This little book is positively bursting with such fun facts, as well as farting etiquette tips, helpful translations for foreign farting, funny fart jokes and quotes, and a list of more than 75 euphemisms for cutting the cheese! No wonder it's sold nearly 100,000 copies in the U.K. in less than two years. The Little Book of Farting is a story that demands to be heard!If the littlest room in the house is your favorite place to be, then The Little Toilet Book will have you pinned to your seat to the very last page. Packed full of histories, jokes, poems, and even a helpful list of global toilet slang (Anyone need to use the Jakes, the boghouse, the throne, or the thunderbox'), this fascinating little volume manages to be engrossing without being gross. Sure to be a number-two best-seller!

The Little Book of Farts

The Little Book of Farts
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Publisher : Summersdale
Total Pages : 0
Release :
ISBN-10 : 1786855666
ISBN-13 : 9781786855664
Rating : 4/5 (66 Downloads)

Synopsis The Little Book of Farts by : Summersdale

If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away! Like a beautiful snowflake, every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savor in this informative and revealing dictionary, along with a plethora of butt-trumpet facts. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!

Farley Farts

Farley Farts
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 30
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780735845466
ISBN-13 : 0735845468
Rating : 4/5 (66 Downloads)

Synopsis Farley Farts by : Birte Müller

Everyone’s favorite tushy-tooting frog is back! A humorous story for silly kids who erupt in laughter at the word FART! Farley the frog has a problem—he can’t stop farting. While his sister thinks it’s funny, his parents and his teacher are not amused. The doctor says it’s only gas and it will pass. The trouble is, it does! Comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text relate how Farley and his family learn that it’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain!

The Complete Book of Farts

The Complete Book of Farts
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Publisher : Penguin
Total Pages : 117
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781101547571
ISBN-13 : 110154757X
Rating : 4/5 (71 Downloads)

Synopsis The Complete Book of Farts by : Alec Bromcie

From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!

No One Likes a Fart

No One Likes a Fart
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Publisher : Penguin
Total Pages : 32
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781524791902
ISBN-13 : 1524791903
Rating : 4/5 (02 Downloads)

Synopsis No One Likes a Fart by : Zoe Foster Blake

Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Almost Everybody Farts

Almost Everybody Farts
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Publisher : Union Square & Co.
Total Pages : 31
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781454941484
ISBN-13 : 1454941480
Rating : 4/5 (84 Downloads)

Synopsis Almost Everybody Farts by : Marty Kelley

Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

The Day My Fart Followed Me Home

The Day My Fart Followed Me Home
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 34
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0995234035
ISBN-13 : 9780995234031
Rating : 4/5 (35 Downloads)

Synopsis The Day My Fart Followed Me Home by : Ben Jackson

If you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love this! The Day My Fart Followed Me Home is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and how he meets his new friend! If you enjoy reading funny books with gorgeous pictures and love your child to read along with you, then make sure you grab The Day My Fart Followed Me Home! Discover and giggle along with Timmy on his unexpected journey with his new best friend!

Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts

Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 38
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ISBN-10 : 9798571030588
ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 (88 Downloads)

Synopsis Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts by : Jane Bexley

Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)

The Big Book of Farts

The Big Book of Farts
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 102
Release :
ISBN-10 : 1684182018
ISBN-13 : 9781684182015
Rating : 4/5 (18 Downloads)

Synopsis The Big Book of Farts by : James Carlisle

This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.

The Fart Book

The Fart Book
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 36
Release :
ISBN-10 : 1952343003
ISBN-13 : 9781952343001
Rating : 4/5 (03 Downloads)

Synopsis The Fart Book by : Mark Bacera

A Fascinating Book about FlatulenceIs your fart like a car, a truck, or perhaps a submarine?!Join Dr. Butts as he hilariously shows you different farts, then follow along as he answers these stinky questions:Where do farts come from?Why do farts stink?How many times do you fart every day?Is farting bad?Just remember one thing---you can enjoy your farts!