The Festivus Haggadah
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Author |
: Martin Bodek |
Publisher |
: Lulu.com |
Total Pages |
: 128 |
Release |
: 2020-02-03 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781678113650 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1678113654 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (50 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Festivus Haggadah by : Martin Bodek
This Festivus Haggadah uses the classic haggadah as its template, and fuses as much of the Seinfeld canon - and particularly, the curious details of the Festivus holiday - as possible into it. It's a tribute, an homage, a comedic fusion, and something you can enjoy around the Festivus or Passover table. Two holidays, for the low price of one.
Author |
: Martin Bodek |
Publisher |
: Wicked Son |
Total Pages |
: 85 |
Release |
: 2023-02-14 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781637586235 |
ISBN-13 |
: 163758623X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (35 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Shakespeare Haggadah by : Martin Bodek
Art thee a teenager? Most wondrous. How about a tweenager? Coequal better. Perhaps thou art a drossy adolescent or gamesome adult? Readeth this while the stodgy elders and fartuous children readeth the haggadot, catered only to those folk—until now. Thou canst useth this as an actual Haggadah too, as the full Hebrew text be on the left, and Shakespeare's rendering be on the right. So it readeth right, which sounds like it should beest the opposite, but it be not as confusing as thou mayest thinketh.
Author |
: Martin Bodek |
Publisher |
: Lulu.com |
Total Pages |
: 35 |
Release |
: 2020-03-29 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781716133626 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1716133629 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (26 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Coronavirus Haggadah by : Martin Bodek
Until a vaccine arrives, & until all comply with self-isolating & distancing, the only thing left to battle the 11th plague of coronavirus is humor. That's all we have. So enjoy around the Passover table, & may we return to the Old Normal soon. Amen. All proceeds go to whom the book is dedicated: for all those in the trenches. Note: formatting might be imperfect, due to the rush to get this out before Passover 2020.
Author |
: Rabbi Sam Reinstein |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 178 |
Release |
: 2020-01-20 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0578832828 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780578832821 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (28 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Haggadah About Nothing by : Rabbi Sam Reinstein
The Haggadah about Nothing by Rabbi Sam Reinstein features commentary and parody connecting the Haggadah, the Exodus story, and other Jewish texts to the nine seasons of the seminal show, Seinfeld.
Author |
: Dave Cowen |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 112 |
Release |
: 2019 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1793219109 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781793219107 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (09 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Yada Yada Haggadah by : Dave Cowen
Author |
: Uri Scheft |
Publisher |
: Artisan |
Total Pages |
: 353 |
Release |
: 2016-10-18 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781579657284 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1579657281 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (84 Downloads) |
Synopsis Breaking Breads by : Uri Scheft
Named one of the Best Cookbooks of the Year by Food & Wine, The Boston Globe, The Los Angeles Times, The New York Times, The San Francisco Chronicle, USA Today, The Washington Post, and more Israeli baking encompasses the influences of so many regions—Morocco, Yemen, Germany, and Georgia, to name a few—and master baker Uri Scheft seamlessly marries all of these in his incredible baked goods at his Breads Bakery in New York City and Lehamim Bakery in Tel Aviv. Nutella-filled babkas, potato and shakshuka focaccia, and chocolate rugelach are pulled out of the ovens several times an hour for waiting crowds. In Breaking Breads, Scheft takes the combined influences of his Scandinavian heritage, his European pastry training, and his Israeli and New York City homes to provide sweet and savory baking recipes that cover European, Israeli, and Middle Eastern favorites. Scheft sheds new light on classics like challah, babka, and ciabatta—and provides his creative twists on them as well, showing how bakers can do the same at home—and introduces his take on Middle Eastern daily breads like kubaneh and jachnun. The instructions are detailed and the photos explanatory so that anyone can make Scheft’s Poppy Seed Hamantaschen, Cheese Bourekas, and Jerusalem Bagels, among other recipes. With several key dough recipes and hundreds of Israeli-, Middle Eastern–, Eastern European–, Scandinavian-, and Mediterranean-influenced recipes, this is truly a global baking bible.
Author |
: Robert Kopman |
Publisher |
: 30 Minute Seder LLC |
Total Pages |
: 34 |
Release |
: 2006 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780979125607 |
ISBN-13 |
: 097912560X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (07 Downloads) |
Synopsis 30 Minute Seder by : Robert Kopman
This refreshingly brief, Rabbinically approved Passover Haggadah maintains the reverence of Passover while keeping the high points intact. The contemporary gender-neutral text, beautiful full-colour illustrations, and Seder songs make for a memorable Passover Seder that engages and entertains the entire family. 30minute-Seder' contains simple directions and Passover Seder plate instructions. Hebrew prayers are also provided with transliteration. The treatment given to the four-children (traditionally the four sons) is simply brilliant. The four-questions and their answers are presented in a truly thought provoking way. This fun-to-read Passover Haggadah is perfect for the family on the go and appeals to new and experienced Seder participants alike.
Author |
: Martin Bodek |
Publisher |
: Lulu.com |
Total Pages |
: 172 |
Release |
: 2012-05 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781105713736 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1105713733 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (36 Downloads) |
Synopsis A Conversation on the Way by : Martin Bodek
A dialogue between two friends on the way to synagogue on matters concerning God, religion, evolution, science, knowledge, ignorance, truth, faith and skepticism.
Author |
: Dave Barry |
Publisher |
: Macmillan + ORM |
Total Pages |
: 128 |
Release |
: 2017-03-07 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781250110220 |
ISBN-13 |
: 125011022X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (20 Downloads) |
Synopsis For This We Left Egypt? by : Dave Barry
The book you hold before you is no ordinary Haggadah. If you’ve ever suffered through a Seder, you’re well aware of the fact that the entire evening can last as long as the exodus from Egypt itself. There are countless stories, dozens of blessings, and far too many handwashings while the meal turns cold. Now prepare to be entertained by another version of the book that’s responsible for this interminable tradition. With this hilarious parody Haggadah from the comedic minds of Dave Barry, Alan Zweibel, and Adam Mansbach, good Jews everywhere will no longer have to sit (and sleep) through a lengthy and boring Seder. In For This We Left Egypt?, the authors will be take you through every step of the Seder, from getting rid of all the chametz in your home by setting it on fire with a kosher blowtorch to a retelling of the Passover story starring Pharaoh Schmuck and a burning bush that sounds kind of like Morgan Freeman, set against the backdrop of the Promised Land—which turned out not to be a land of milk and honey but rather one of rocks and venomous scorpions the size of Yorkshire terriers. You then eat a celebratory brisket and wrap up the whole evening by taking at least forty-five minutes to say good-bye to everyone. So gather all the Jews in your life (even the few who don’t appear to be long-suffering) and settle in for a fun way to pass the time while waiting for Elijah to show up.
Author |
: Vanessa L. Ochs |
Publisher |
: Princeton University Press |
Total Pages |
: 226 |
Release |
: 2020-03-17 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780691144986 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0691144982 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (86 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Passover Haggadah by : Vanessa L. Ochs
"This telling of the life of the Haggadah, probably the most beloved of books that Jews own, chronicles its recalibrations over time. It moves from its early sources in the Bible and rabbinic literature; to the years it was a handwritten manuscript; to its life as an illuminated book in the middle ages; to its emergence as mass-produced printed book and later, as an artist's book; to its iterations in the twentieth century in America and Israel, including those using emerging technologies of our day. It is the story of a liturgical text came about to fulfill a biblical injunction to fathers to tell the story of the Exodus from Egypt to their children (literally, to their sons): "And you shall tell your son on that day, 'It is because of what the Lord did for me when I went free from Egypt'" (Exodus 13:8). Despite significant flaws in the text that have occasioned thousands of revisions, it remains well and alive because it allows its users to transmit the story of Exodus as if it happened to them. With a Haggadah in hand at a Passover seder meal, the text kindles the memory of belonging to a people who knew slavery and then liberation and enlivens empathy. An engagement with the Haggadah, inevitable leaves one feeling responsible for helping others to achieve their own liberation".