The Cursing Mommys Book Of Days
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Author |
: Ian Frazier |
Publisher |
: Macmillan |
Total Pages |
: 254 |
Release |
: 2012-10-02 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780374133184 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0374133182 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (84 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days by : Ian Frazier
Based on his widely read columns for "The New Yorker," Frazier's uproarious first novel centers on a profoundly memorable character. Structured as a daybook of sorts, the Cursing Mommy valiantly offers tips on how to do various tasks around the home, only to end up on the ground, cursing.
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Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2013 |
ISBN-10 |
: OCLC:1148805569 |
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Rating |
: 4/5 (69 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days by :
Author |
: Nicole Knepper |
Publisher |
: Penguin |
Total Pages |
: 337 |
Release |
: 2013-04-02 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781101650943 |
ISBN-13 |
: 110165094X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (43 Downloads) |
Synopsis Moms Who Drink and Swear by : Nicole Knepper
If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. This irreverant, hilarious guide to the trials of motherhood makes the perfect gift for mom—or any woman with a huge heart and a mouth that sometimes needs washing out with soap. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.
Author |
: Dorman Serena |
Publisher |
: Chronicle Books |
Total Pages |
: 114 |
Release |
: 2021-06-25 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781797206240 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1797206249 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (40 Downloads) |
Synopsis Mommy Cusses by : Dorman Serena
For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. • GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent. • PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents. Perfect for: • Expectant parents and parents of children under 5 • Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter • Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account
Author |
: Ian Frazier |
Publisher |
: Farrar, Straus and Giroux |
Total Pages |
: 212 |
Release |
: 2010-05-25 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781429941020 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1429941022 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (20 Downloads) |
Synopsis Lamentations of the Father by : Ian Frazier
When The Atlantic Monthly celebrated its 150th anniversary by publishing excerpts from the best writing ever to appear in the magazine, in the category of the humorous essay it chose only four pieces—one by Mark Twain, one by James Thurber, one by Kurt Vonnegut, and Ian Frazier's 1997 essay "Lamentations of the Father." The title piece of this new collection has had an ongoing life in anthologies, in radio performances, in audio recordings, on the Internet, and in photocopies held by hamburger magnets on the doors of people's refrigerators. The august company in which The Atlantic put Frazier gives an idea of where on the literary spectrum his humorous pieces lie. Frazier's work is funny and elegant and poetic and of the highest literary aspiration, all at the same time. More serious than a "gag" writer, funnier than most essayists of equal accomplishment, Frazier is of a classical originality. This collection, a companion to his previous humor collections Dating Your Mom (1985) and Coyote v. Acme (1996), contains thirty-three pieces gathered from the last thirteen years. Past winner of the Thurber Prize for American Humor; author of the nonfiction bestsellers Great Plains, Family, and On the Rez; contributor to The New Yorker, Outside, and other magazines, Frazier is the greatest writer of our (or indeed of any) age.
Author |
: Joseph Frilling |
Publisher |
: Lennex |
Total Pages |
: 44 |
Release |
: 2013-02 |
ISBN-10 |
: 5458836871 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9785458836876 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (71 Downloads) |
Synopsis Bull's Eye! by : Joseph Frilling
In this book, we have hand-picked the most sophisticated, unanticipated, absorbing (if not at times crackpot!), original and musing book reviews of "The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days: A Novel." Don't say we didn't warn you: these reviews are known to shock with their unconventionality or intimacy. Some may be startled by their biting sincerity; others may be spellbound by their unbridled flights of fantasy. Don't buy this book if: 1. You don't have nerves of steel. 2. You expect to get pregnant in the next five minutes. 3. You've heard it all.
Author |
: Sheri Lynch |
Publisher |
: Macmillan |
Total Pages |
: 244 |
Release |
: 2004-04-07 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0312318324 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780312318321 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (24 Downloads) |
Synopsis Hello, My Name Is Mommy by : Sheri Lynch
Dr. Spock may tell moms to trust their instincts, but a Misfit Mommy wants to do everything but. Mommies-to-be who feel like frauds and impostors won't feel alone anymore with this insightful and laugh-out-loud guide.
Author |
: Ty Alexander |
Publisher |
: Mango Media Inc. |
Total Pages |
: 112 |
Release |
: 2017-08-27 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781633533875 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1633533875 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (75 Downloads) |
Synopsis Things I Wish I Knew Before My Mom Died by : Ty Alexander
Coping With Loss The grieving process: Ty Alexander of Gorgeous in Grey is one of the top bloggers today. She has a tremendous personal connection with her readers. This is never more apparent than when she speaks about her mother. The pain of loss is universal. Yet, we all grieve differently. For Alexander, the grieving process is one that she lives with day-to-day. Learning from her pain, Alexander connects with her readers on a deeply emotional level in her debut book, Things I Wish I Knew before My Mom Died: Coping with Loss Every Day. From grief counseling to sharing insightful true stories, Alexander offers comfort, reassurance, and hope in the face of sorrow. Coping with loss: In her early 20’s reality smacked Ty in the face. She was ill equipped to deal with the emotional and intellectual rollercoaster of dealing with her mom’s illness. Through her own trial and error, she found a way to be a caregiver, patient advocate, researcher, and a grieving daughter. She wrote Things I Wish I Knew before My Mom Died: Coping with Loss Every Day to help others find the “best” way to cope and move on, however one personally decides what that means. Mourning and remembrance: In the chapters of this soul-touching book, mourners will find meaning and wisdom in grieving and the love that will always remain. Each chapter is a study and lesson in coping with loss: • Chapter 1: We’ve been duped, everyone dies! • Chapter 2: The truth about my moderately dysfunctional family • Chapter 3: The Art Of Losing • Chapter 4: The how of grieving • Chapter 5: How to be obsessively grateful • Chapter 6: Dear Mama
Author |
: Alice Feeney |
Publisher |
: Flatiron Books |
Total Pages |
: 288 |
Release |
: 2018-03-13 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781250144836 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1250144833 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (36 Downloads) |
Synopsis Sometimes I Lie by : Alice Feeney
My name is Amber Reynolds. There are three things you should know about me: 1. I’m in a coma. 2. My husband doesn’t love me anymore. 3. Sometimes I lie. Amber wakes up in a hospital. She can’t move. She can’t speak. She can’t open her eyes. She can hear everyone around her, but they have no idea. Amber doesn’t remember what happened, but she has a suspicion her husband had something to do with it. Alternating between her paralyzed present, the week before her accident, and a series of childhood diaries from twenty years ago, this brilliant psychological thriller asks: Is something really a lie if you believe it's the truth?
Author |
: Diana Pinguicha |
Publisher |
: Entangled: Teen |
Total Pages |
: 352 |
Release |
: 2020-12-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781682815106 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1682815102 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (06 Downloads) |
Synopsis A Curse of Roses by : Diana Pinguicha
Based on Portuguese legend, this #OwnVoices historical fantasy is an epic tale of mystery, magic, and making the impossible choice between love and duty... With just one touch, bread turns into roses. With just one bite, cheese turns into lilies. There’s a famine plaguing the land, and Princess Yzabel is wasting food simply by trying to eat. Before she can even swallow, her magic—her curse—has turned her meal into a bouquet. She’s on the verge of starving, which only reminds her that the people of Portugal have been enduring the same pain for years. If only it were possible to reverse her magic. Then she could turn flowers into food. Fatyan, a beautiful Enchanted Moura, is the only one who can help. But she is trapped by magical binds. She can teach Yzabel how to control her curse—if Yzabel sets her free with a kiss. As the King of Portugal’s betrothed, Yzabel would be committing treason, but what good is a king if his country has starved to death? With just one kiss, Fatyan is set free. And with just one kiss, Yzabel is yearning for more. She’d sought out Fatyan to help her save the people. Now, loving her could mean Yzabel’s destruction. A Curse of Roses includes themes, imagery, and content that might be triggering for some readers. Discussions of religious-based self harm, religious-based eating disorders, and religious-based internalized homophobia appear throughout the novel.